Penis inspection day at the gym

>tfw failed hardness test

dude just go and take one from the manlet pit when they're doing their grow exercises, its not like they were going to use it anyway

surprise inspections are by far the worst

>New sign says you must be 6'2" to use the free weights.

>penis inspector is a woman
>cant get hard

>pull my dick out and put it in the survey machine
>cum as soon as the laser turns on
>get DNF written down as my score

Brehs will this effect me later or will the next score just replace it? Who else's gym uses the machines? It was way better when it was done manually

theyre gonna revoke your johnson

>penis inspection day
>gym twink is filling in for penis inspector

>gym has a no singles policy

>just finished squats as inspector does role call
>all the blood is in my pumped legs
>standing in line, can actually feel my head shrinking into what remains of my shriveled shaft
>inspector stops infront of me, looks down then back up with one eyebrow raised
"user...I..."
>he continues to walk along the line
>see him talking with gym receptionist after everyone is done
>on the way out she hands me an application form for gym twink
"Awe, better luck next time user!"

Should I fill it out bros? I really don't want to switch gyms.

Just imagine she has benis

oh fugg

.>he didn't write an essay excusing him from penis inspection day because he had the gym twink check it the other day
what are you doing guy?

they're just mad they don't have a natural penis user, they're the weird ones not you

>mfw I got a 120% and the big booty white milf told me to see her after class.

Isn't this considered to be Unreasonable Search and Seizure?

dude just pay the extra $950 to retake the test you do NOT want a failed penis exam on your permenant record

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