/FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD/

/FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD/

>Sasha edition.

Come in and post feels, rant, shitpost on this fine UK evening. Get it off your chest, user

> tfw trying hard in uni

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>trying hard in uni
I know that feel, whatcha studying?

also i want to rant

Im so fucking sick of this shit, all i want is to bang random sluts to rub my ego and improve my own self worth but its impossible to find random sluts. Reeee
To top it all off i think a girl im seeing is developing feels for me, she keeps calling and wanting to talk for hours

Physical therapy

It's nice you're able to at least meet girls. Girls don't even acknowledge me as a human being. desu

Whatcha gonna be when youre done with studies?

Its not all its cracked up to be, ive met this girl sure but i want quantity but i cant find that.

DO NOT BULK THIS WEEKEND

BULKING IS A MEME

COUNTER PRODUCTIVE

ONLY MAKES YOU FAT

IS AN EXCUSE FOR FAT ANONS TO GORGE AND RELEASE THEIR INNER FAT ASS

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>its already friday
>again
where does the time even go

STAPH

Having now graduated with a PhD my life has turned into working with older normies. My gf is supportive and I'm financially independent after years of cashing the bank of mum and dad.

At present I study math, c++ programming and cloud computing in my spare time and engage in a range of hobbies but never have the time I use to so had to cull a load of the more frivolous one.

Most recently on holiday I smoked weed for the first time in years and felt empty doing so. Most the time I kind of feel like I'm being railroaded along in a movie and just an observer to my life. Even now my friends are getting married or having kids and I hate how my already small circle of friends is getting smaller and smaller. Lifting helps but the motivation is sapped out each day by sheer exhaustion both mentally and physically.

In a year or so, once I'm settled I plan to roid it up just to feel something other than mediocrity.

>Chem midterm today was a fiasco
>I want to be with her right now
>Just drinking beer after beer instead
>Also lighting cig after cig
Fuck me fuck life fuck all

>I plan to roid it up just to feel something other than mediocrity.
>im going to take drugs to solve my problems

Not solve.

Just change.

>two days ago
>match grill on tinder
>send a few messages back and forth
>i ask her out for coffee
>she replies 'that's a bit quick, isn't it?'
>i tell her i prefer getting to know someone face to face rather than shitty text
>she agrees, but says she doesn't know me well enough
>we exchange a few typical 'getting to know you' messages
>i get bored very quickly
>message her 'look, you're cute and you seem cool, so if you wanna get that coffee, just text me on -------- '
>she replies 'i'll think about it and drop you a text'

Did I do the right thing? I don't get many matches, but I honestly cannot be fucked to message for ages over Tinder before meeting up. It's so much easier to see what someone is like when they're right there in front of you.

Apologies if autism.

That's 100% the correct move user

If she's just stringing you along she only wants attention

I got some advice my friend

Stop the dating apps, they are worthless, the few women I fucked off it were barely worth the time, usually girls with enormous egos because of the app itself, its the equivalent to being a nobles daughter and having suitors drool all over you at all hours of the day.

You wanna get coffee with a girl? Walk up to one and ask her out, you need to learn social ques. Everything takes practice and interaction is the best way to do it. Good luck user.

>uni
>physical therapy
huh?

>Stop the dating apps, they are worthless
user speaks the truth

My only sexual experience with a girl is making out with one. I have a girl who's very into me and I'm probably hooking up with her this weekend.

I've always fronted that I'm not a virgin because many people say I'm very good looking and because I am playing college sports as a freshman in uni.

How do I not make a fool of myself? I have no clue about fingering, eating out or anything really because I never actually watched porn. Hell, I don't even know if I really know how to kiss a girl because I've only made out with one once. Please help

>pic related

You know what. NO. This type of post is unacceptable.

STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF
STOP BLAMING OTHERS
TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
PROSPER

You know how to get fit, you know how to study, you know how to put yourself out there. YOU. JUST. HAVE. TO. DO IT.

normies get out reeee

>Broke up with gf after 5 1/4 years
>Meet Qt trans last Friday through gay cousin and his degenerate friends
>Arrange to meet and stay over
>Realise she's not Qt and seems abit unhinged
>Get a mate to call me pretending he needs help
>Leave early n grab my stuff
>She still likes me but I don't know what to say

wow

nice

not the worst GET

Why is online dating so fucking awful. Tinder, Ok Cupid, all of it. It's fucking terrible.

Every single girl I've met, talked to or read their profile is either crazy, has a kid, is a huge attention whore just looking for validation or is ugly.

I'm starting to think I'll never meet anyone even roughly around the same attractiveness as my Ex that isn't bat shit or a turbo slut.

How do you go on like this? It feels like I just have to keep fucking trucking along praying to god I just happen to get lucky enough to meet someone RL and happen to hit things off. But when you're 27, out of school, live in a shitty city and work in a steel mill surrounded by 99% old men those odds don't seem so good.

I'm just lonely as fuck. It's not even just about the sex. I miss having that person in my life to be intimate with. Only this time I hope she doesn't turn out to be a closet lesbian who's been suppressing it for years due to Catholicism.

>making out
>sexual experience

Anyway Im probably not the best advice giver for this considering I've only had sex once, but: You're just gonna have to trust your animalistic instincts. Ask her if she likes what you're doing as you go through with it, and switch positions if you 're coming close to nutting and wanna hold off a bit (have at least three positions ready - eg missionary doggy cowgirl boom there you go)

Chill out, you go this user

Just off to work at a factory picking.
Been there 7 weeks and starting to see the benefits.

Don't know shit about steroids, havnt been on here in three years, but once I lose 2 more stone and get to 18bmi /ish
can dianobal and t be used? Will it help me grow just through picking shit up and putting it down?
Do this around 1000 times a night, average weight maybe 2kg (50g - 20kg)
Then there's the pushing of the cage.

Also I have severs injuries, probably should not be doing this job, but sever nerve damage in the lower back due to a bike accident, neck pain and right shoulder, there are long term, 8 years or more and will never leave me.

Any advice would be good.
I work 21:00-3, 4 in the morning.

6'5"
16 stone

Ive got an interview for a trainee management role on Monday but literally have no idea what the business itself does, like at all, I'm still going for the interview but I feel like I'm going in blind.

Also currently working as a security guard doing like 72 hours a week, fuck 12 hour shifts both days and nights it feels like its impossible to make gains, I can make the good food I need but I'm always so tired I can't be assed training.

If this interview goes well.with mystery company goes well should I just fucking leave this security job? The money is good and its easy but the hours are killing me, both gains wise and social wise

Quints confirm, normies need to leave

Rub her clit with ur thumb and slip a finger in, somgirls feel nothing inside but some liek my ex have a weird bumpy patch, the so called "G spot" rub that shit. When eating her out, play delicately with the lips and around the clit warming her up before sucking on it cos she can be abit sensitive. Prod her hole occasionally with your tongue, that's will wake her up.

Kissing is natural, girls like a little bottom lip bite occasionally.

What's the company called retard? Do some research.

I've been a fat loaner nerd all my life. Emigrated out of ex communist country to western Europe. Studied hard, now i have a nice full time office job. Spend all week at work plus immigrant language courses. Not much of anybody, lost most of my friends in my old country. Live with depressed neet flatmate. I can provide for myself and help my parents back home at least.
Realized i hate the way i look and hate how i feel and will probably die alone of hearth disease at 45.

Lost 30kg since March, been going 4+ days a week to the gym in the last 3 months.
>Went on a tinder date last month. Nothing came of it but still happy.
>Hit 1pl8 bench today.
I think I'm making it.

I have done, I found there website and it had loads of philosophy shit all about there goals and ethos etc but literally not one thing about what they actually do, it's fucking weird

Do not do anything fast.
You will rush things, but keep in mind that you need to slow things down, don't go in like go go gadget vegie cutters or she'll think your trying to make soup in her va-jayjay.

Good luck though, this guys right >tfw another week i'll be hooking up with an old friend with benefits
She want's to rim me though...

post link and company name

Hit it off with this chick i've been working with for a few weeks, i've got a 4 week holiday now and forgot to get her number on the last day as some shit happened at the store.

Dropped her a friend request on goybook but its been like 2 days and got no response not to mention her last post was like 2 months ago, not sure if the other posts are private or she just doesnt use goybook anymore.

idk lads im just a bit upset i might have fucked an opportunity

Go to work, get her number, wtf is wrong with you people?

One of my gym bros just got hit by a drunk 17 year old in a stolen car. Gym bro is in critical condition if he makes it through the weekend he should be out of the woods, then we get to find out how bad the damage is. I'm ready to commit murder here Veeky Forums.

Let her rim you faggot

Can you not read?

>4 Week holiday

Just lost a few friends and looks like its over

>Well Veeky Forums
>Make way for a new fag who will sit in feels thread every friday/saturday/sunday with you

>Time to come back to Veeky Forums since nobody else will have me and this is all I have left

This makes me look like a complete dickhead, probably, but I'm getting very sick of University (I actually really like studying Physics but hate University itself). I hate the Student Union, and the gateway career politicians that organise it. I'm beginning to feel a complete disconnect between who I am and the environment around me, and it's growing every day.

I got into a fight whilst out the other night, the first fight I've had in a very long time, and everything about it was amazing.Everything from giving shit back when he started, the pain of getting headbutted in the chest to splitting his lip open and giving him a nosebleed. The bouncers from nearby clubs came and broke it up- but I can't stop thinking about it. I feel like I'm living the plot of fight club.

I appreciate that I can't go on like this without getting into a lot of trouble or worse, ending up dead, but it just made me feel so good about myself compared to the monotony of the last year or so of people in University.

Just scoped the site again and found, "direct sales and marketing agency representing many clients" does that mean fucking door to door?

What uni famalam?

Just work as a bouncer in your spare time, I did it, really sate's the need for violence and its motivation to train hard as fuck

Sounds like you need to take up boxing, MMA or savate user. I was in a similar place ten years ago, then I discovered combat sports. Seriously, give it a look, beat people up for fun. It helps.

Not him, but I assume he means studying to be a physical therapist

I'm in the University of Liverpool.

bah, what club was it lad

I will do, thanks.

Sounds like door to door or a rephrased "multi-level marketing" AKA pyramid scheme, scammy and dubious either way

>inb4 you had a fight in concert square

As if I'd have a fight in concert square- it was down the road from Heebies on Seel Street, by the gravel car park further down.

>Tfw you have absolute zero social life and every day is hell(especially the weekends)

>student
>heebie jeebies
Should've known, was he a ketwig or another student

the normies have left!!!

I hope not, I want out of this shitty security job mate

millions of years of evolution have ingrained in us the skills we need to fuck, just take it slow with lots of kissing and foreplay and after that its all just focusing on rhythm, good luck breh

QUICK PUT DOWN THE WEIGHTS
MUSCLES. DO. NOT. EXIST.

He was a student, definitely not local. Greased back flat top with a polo shirt that hugs his arms really tightly with jeans and dress shoes (I Think you'd call them that?). He had a fairly strong southern accent- couldn't tell exactly where about he was from.

>tfw like to listen to Christian praise music before lifting

T-Tell me I'm not the only one guys, pls

Fucking faggot, good work

Get the management role.
Learn about pireto distrobution.
Focus on your top producers, remove roadblocks for them, put the other non producers somewhere they won't mess things up too bad.
Keep your eyes open and make the minimal action to set things right.

I have two tests coming up in 3 days

I have studied an entire week for statistics and I can't do a single past test question, I am officially retarded, makes me question everything I've ever done.

Is there a chance that I have been autistic my whole life and I just realized now? Makes me question every decision I've ever made, fuck.

nah bro, before and during. bless you brother

sorry to hear about your friends bro. Loss is hard. But don't worry. I believe that you can get through it, things will be hard for you for a while but keep focused on the things you like. There is always something in your life

Live for something, not for nothing.

I've started listening to Gregorian chants for the last half of my workouts when 'm starting to get exhausted

During highschool I turned into a really awkward kid that nobody wanted to talk to and fucked up all of my studies.

After I finally graduated I started to come out of my shell, started working out, went to community to fix my grades and for the first time had friends that I could go out with regularly. I started to gain more confidence and became more outgoing.

But now I started college to study engineering and have to commute everyday. Its a shit school and have a hard time connecting with people. On top of that most of my friends moved away and those who are left don't want to do anything.

It feels just like highschool again. I haven't been going out for weeks and I am getting really depressed and I am slowly turning into a weirdo again. Like wtf happened? How the fuck did I manage to fall back to my old self?

I do it for him user

youtube.com/watch?v=zeDz5Rf_jlk

chant is awesome. taking a chant class this semester and it's super interesting.

Nice one mate, appreciate that

Tell me more about your super interesting major.

>that person in my life to be intimate with
ok heres the thing, only the lucky few will find this. It's like looking for a $5 bill on the ground, everyone has found one before but when you look for it, shit dont exist. Now what your looking for is like a $100 bill.

You can't expect good shit to happen to you, just gonna get more and more disappointed.

I'm leaving work early, gonna hit the gym before its crowded (which is basically never on Friday anyway). Lets statt this off.

Nah man shits just hard, are you taking adequate breaks? Unrelenting studying will kill your ability to sponge it up

I think I'll ejaculate inside my girlfriend's vagina tonight. (Unprotected, of course.)

>Roommate/best friend has girlfriend
>She's constantly visiting
>They're so happy together
>The way they smile at each other
>Their lighthearted joking
>The gratuitous casual physical contact
IT'S ALL I'VE FUCKING WANTED TO FEEL FOR FIVE YEARS
JUST THAT
NOT SEX WITH SOME FAT WHORE FROM TINDER
JUST LOVE
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I DO IT?

bro that's the thing, I know taking breaks and shit helps but I just can't afford to stop, i have 3 days to learn like 2 months worth of shit. I'd regret it if I took a day off

just music bro. I enjoy it. It's interesting to see where it all comes from and for it to be acceptable to be singing all the time

an interesting tidbit about chant is that originally it was an oral tradition, the 4-line staff only really came into use in the 11th century. Written chant only began around the 8th, except it didn't specify notes, only the rise and fall of the pitches. It was the Vatican that started the regulation of it all

this

I think it's just crazy to think that music wasn't written before that. 8th century! fuck yeah

dear my guy,

what.

sincerely,
user

Doing masters in France, fucking test is on Saturday. What the whoppity fuck?

Had an awesome diddy session today tho.

Here’s my story. Fit will be the first to hear it.
> be me, 21 intelligent, seemingly confident, always making others laugh but actually depressed. Thought about suicide
> New Years 2016 I had a mental breakdown and wanted to die
> decide to at least superficially motivate myself. Write ‘the list’
> the list is every dumb, stupid or fantastical, unrealistic thought I’ve ever had. Kiss a girl, fuck a girl, snort coke, get good at chess, lift
> however seemingly meaningless or important I do it
> if it’s on the list for that year. I HAVE TO DO IT
> it’s not a suggestion. It’s the most important thing
> have on the list ‘earn £35K, was in 18 at the time
> everything on the list happened first year. I had the best year of my life
> second year, make list again
> skip some amazing months. Confidence high, life is good. Only thing I’m missing is falling in love
> never had teenage romance, somehow thought I was above it, it was for normies, and I was too smart for all that
> get to September, I’m in Puerto Rico on travels
> meet a Canadian girl. She is the most infectiously happy, funny, smart and delightful person j have ever met
> somehow she doesn’t reject me and we start hanging out
> we make each other laugh 24/7. She is the cutest little thing I have ever seen. She wiggles her nose as a tick and jolts just as she falls asleep
> every night, in my arms. Literally the best feeling in the world, seeing somthing you love, with all your heart, comfortable in your company
> we both fall in love
> but holiday comes to an end
> I come back to England. But I honk I’ve met my soul mate
> we talked, with eyes set upon each other, for hours, about how we would grow old together
> now she’s back in Canada, I’m in England
> I literally turn my life around for her
> start reading this board and lifting, gym 4 days a week and running to become the best I can be, for her, my love
> over a few weeks she gets slower at responding
> after a month I see

Could you perhaps be more specific as to the part which confused you?

Praise music is still lit af even though I'm not that into revivalist churches anymore. When even Richard Dawkins identifies as a cultural Christian, it's no shame braising dat heeb on the gym.

I'm applying for PhD if I don't get into the forces. Are you glad you did it?

It's just......I had that, I had exactly that for 5 years with my Ex. We had our issues. Namely her lack of sex drive. But other than that she was my best friend and it was amazing.

Then she realized her lack of sex drive was because she was a lesbian and suppressing it for years due to catholic family...

But even so I can't hate her for that and I just I want that back again. And knowing I may never ever have that back after having had it for so long is killing me. Its like the sweetest drug in the world and then someone takes it from you. And its not even like you did anything to ruin it. Life just shit on your plate.

Did you ever get good at chess?

> she’s met someone else
> we have a call on skype
> she tells me she still loves me
> I see her smile and I melt.
> I can’t be mad at her
> but I had to me mad
> I get mad at myself
> I know, rationally, it’s not my fault. But I can’t help it.
> love is a terrible thing bros
> let me warn you. Never, ever, fall in love
> it is a meme. To live is to suffer. All happiness is temporary
> if she didn’t leave me now, it would have been eventually
> why do anything temporarily
> unless you don’t value yourself
> I don’t know how I will recover
> it took me 21 years to meet a girl worth trying for
> and I did try. I tried my best, every second I was with her. She was impossibly attractive
> I can’t help feeling I fucked up, even for a few seconds
> she will never be mine bros
> it feels really. Really bad. Memes aside. I don’t know what to do.
> literally spend every breath thinking about her. She was everything to me. I WAS GOING TO MOVE FOR HER
> fuck

>do most of my assignments in an "open concept" lounge which is joined to the biology, chemistry and physics department
>lots of traffic through there and no arts slobs
>I can't fucking sit down and do my work for an hour without some good looking, well dressed couple smooching and holding eachother while going over course material next to me
>While I am happy for them, it only reminds me of the crushing loneliness and emotional emptiness
>realize I am a broken person

I get all jacked up on raw cacao (i reccomend it boyos) and gregorian chants and enter a trance where I forget for just a little while (and fucking kill the workout), but it's become pretty much the only thing keeping me getting up out of bed in the morning desu .

Love is a meme unfortunately. It only exists in books and TV shows. I saw those happy couples getting divorced 2 years into relationship.

Yes I got pretty good. Top 5% of players on the website. It took me 9 months playing about 45 minutes every night

checked

playing sum Bloodborne post gym, its bretty gud

feel you man, but from my POV the fact your still hung over it means you haven't finished that plate yet, the moment you finish you're just gonna get another.

For me, I just swallow that shit n ask for seconds. Honestly, what could go wrong?

Can someone give me a texting 101 as someone who never learned?
She seems to like me and has fun talking to me and she'll go back and forth for hours, but so far I always have to initiate and "lead" the conversation. Hasn't been many days but still.

My instinct is to just stop initiating and see if she texts me, so at least I'll end up lonely again sooner rather than the inevitable later. I feel like I already know the answer but it's always nice to have someone else tell you.

I know that feel user, gf of 6 years decided she dindt love me nomore, thats 2 months ago, she keeps texting me how much she misses me and its killing me inside becouse i know it will never be the same as it was if i take her back, i just miss the feeling of being loved and to hell with tinder, i dont Want some random slag

>tfw no PC port
i still have yet to play that game

normies confirmed for having to leave

if it doesn't end, ur doing it right