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Alpha male coming through.

thicc bois checking in

coming in bitch

sup brehs

wuddup, it's ya boi Alphalpha

>ani't no one taking my element

outta my way cunts

he'd look better if he wore a fucking shirt and stopped with that pubic-hair tier beard of his.

alright guys I need your opinion on this - I see this one dude at my gym a lot. This dude does a thing where he stares at himself in the mirror, constantly, and walks around while he does it. He walks behind other people that are lifting and just stares at himself in the mirror. He occasionally lifts but mostly he's just fucking staring at himself in the mirror while pacing around the gym. It seems like he purposely tries to get close to other dudes that are lifting too.

I'm trying to figure out if he 1) thinks he's Alpha or 2) is legitimately autistic. Can anyone help me out?

i mean, he's a male model now

But why male models?

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Ny?
Might be me

Guess I cant reply then :(

Don't tell me what to do

shut up nerd

What's up you stupid bitch. This is my thread now

>mfw this shit is going down right now somewhere in the world

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It is I, Melvin Eugene Punymeyer

i am a beta
yet i post in alpha thread
i rob the thread of its masculine purity
therefore i am alpha

Alpha is a term used for self esteem boys who don't know how to socialize. The real "alphas" don't talk about how alpha they are

Reporting in

Chaddus Thundercockus reporting in

Alpha in the streets yet I cum in 30 seconds in the sheets.

Damn he was cute back then

Im Chad

FAGGOT HAS THE WRONG SWORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that shitty attempt at drawing the rest of Homer

What are you, some kind of self gratifying faggot?

>Veeky Forums
not gonna lie, best post on this thread

Hey this is Phil from mouthbreathingworldexposed

>beta autist exposes himself

What else is new?

Looks like ISIS recruiting video

Goddamn. Alex looks bad, but this guy on the right looks fucking revolting.

Alpha Army reporting in!

Glad you lads are keeping the king in the spotlight, making Veeky Forums a chill place for true legends!

Post your pic asshole.

You're the autistic one for caring so much about some rando.

Yeah absolutely.
Abu el Alpha Destisalam and Mussam il Exposehus

Okay

hahhahahahahahh
hahhaah
im dyeing

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Sup brehs :^}

funny thing is that betas will read that and actually not reply even though it's meaningless.

Sup white boi

Alpha power couple ITT.

>Ballocaust
Kek. What show?

>spending your saturday night on a taiwanese swordfighting forum
>alpha

frisky dingo

>tfw countless guys are forced to do this because there is no other way to get laid.

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>am a beta

>post in this thread anyway

>alpha as fuck.

fuck u