Tyler1

I checked out his stream once. Never before have I seen a chat so autistic and cancerous.

Hahahahaha holy shit that must suck

Holy shit I knew he was short, but HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

fuck off kid

He gotten really small

lmao. i know doc is 6'8 but damn

kwek

Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this is one of the best friendships of all time?

his iq is 95 tho, and will be in a mental hospital in around 5years or sooner

g-g-g-guys im 5'5 how do i grow taller ?? I have a feminine penis too :((

no fucking way

Is this elliot hulse's little brother or something

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fuck, what a faggot

is that dude wearing a k-mart shopping catalog

if this fucked up alien kid died then everything really would be gucci

Top kek

That is a photoshop you faggot.

F A C E

my sides

is his head shooped? i am offended by his headshape

>>has hot 9.8/10 gf

I know you're memeing, but Macaiyla is a pretty solid 7/10. She seems nice and keeps T1 grounded but she's not that hot.

I mean just look at some of the Twitch sluts at these conventions... T1 could be banging the girls that just want another hundred viewers on their channels

guessing those are 6" blocks.. so he is about 5'6"?

He's 5'5

>T1 could be banging the girls that just want another hundred viewers on their channels
Some people aren't depraved subhumans

As a 5'1 female, I don't understand why his height is so important. You all look the same to me: too fucking tall

its usually the tiny 4'11 girls who have the 6'0 minimum requirements

THE SLICK DADDY CLUB

It's almost as if (1) there are always exceptions to the rule, and (2) we take this manlet/being ultra-fit meme too seriously.... hmmm....

I dont follow him, but he seems entertaining enough. Had some laughs watching a couple clips of him

That you Tyler?

I'm 95% sure he posts on this board. I respect his dedication to his relationship for the record, seems like they both enjoy the Veeky Forums lifestyle

I think this is a genetic defense mechanism to make sure their kids don't come out short as fuuuark. If really short women didn't have an ingrained preference for taller men then their offspring would very likely be short to the point of it actually being a huge disadvantage for survival.

women are meant to feel protected and submissive. they also subconsciously seek out the best genetics.
Why do you think asian women practically worship white men?

Are you trying to rationalize your cuckfetish?

How is that even fun, looking up all the time, needing a chair to kiss. Sounds awful.

Looking at skyscrapers is not a protective feeling, it's intimidating and discouraging. I can't even see through the peephole in my home. It's taller than me.

Cope, women are genetically hardwired to look for men that are bigger than other men, if you don't, it's because you're a whore and your hormones are out of whack on account of the birth control you take in order to whore around

Tbh

That escalated quickly. Consider suicide you freak.

>T b h
What the fuck?

>women aren't whores if they look for taller men
>implying they don't just sleep with every tall man they see

That's like being mad at a bear for shitting in the woods m8

>ywn be as alpha as Greekgodx

It's actually pretty funny how Alpha greek is in real life. He's just extremely charming. Just shows how a lot of times it's the insecure guys with little personality that end up lifting the hardest to sort of fill that void.

>tfw I'm projecting

Come on latina, I know who you are.

I really hope you're joking, the man when put out of a twitch/streaming habitat like nor IRL streaming or not being at twitchcon he's considered fucking weird and cancerous.

so I'm 5'11 and while I am perfectly happy with my height as I'm not too short but also not so tall that it causes issues fitting into vehicles either.

>I was at a bar and had this girl being all flirty with me and what not.
>I was pretty sure if I played my cards right she was going home with me
>For some strange reason she tells me I am so lucky to be over 6 foot tall.
>stupidly I correct her and say I am only 5'11
>she quickly lost interest in me and found a reason to leave.
>she and I had been talking for almost an hour at this point.

this taught me 2 things.
1. girls are kinda stupid when it comes to judging height
2. Somehow it has been beaten into girls heads that the only acceptable male is one that is 6' or taller.

>the man when put out of a twitch/streaming habitat like nor IRL streaming or not being at twitchcon

listen monkey, rewrite that fucking comment

>picking up girls at bars
yeah.... there's your problem

it's a shop you mongs

obvious shop, look at his shins

Don't forget
>cannot get a proper job with his large unemployment gape continuing to grow
>dropped out of college
>known as a cam boy for the rest of his life
>cannot have a future career past streaming as he'll be the laughing stock of any company that checks his background

He'll be gone in 5 years so why should it matter.

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youd be suprised fucko
he takes 4 months breaks at a time and still sustains life withought doing jack shit and buys what ever he wants

its photo shops you fucking idiots

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vs
Who would win

6'8 vs 5'5
what do you think?

He's probably already made enough to live off of (and if he hasn't yet, he'll probably be a millionaire by the time he quits in a few years). Most famous people have jobs that don't translate to '''careers''', i.e. what does a musician/actor/football player know about office work? But when you're famous, you can just keep finding entertainment etc. jobs for yourself. Maybe he can end up on some D-list celeb show 10 years from now

He'll make enough money off of blood rush pre-workout supplement

Mirin neck tho

>Doesn't recognize anything4views
The fuck, have u been living under a rock?

Well, he's out there doing something. He's not perfect, but he's doing his thing regardless of what you say. I give him respect for that.

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>celebrity
The closet thing he has to being a celebrity is knowing Andy Milonakis. Unlike people like musicians/actors/football players they have connection into different avenues or being capable of working in your line of work by connections, like producing a new song instead of singing one or an actor knowing a guy who will do get him a place in a show, unlike twitch there's nothing else there but the platform. You could go to youtube and stream there but you can't stop streaming, you won't be given a job at twitch and it doesn't pay nearly as enough even if somehow you did manage to. It's more than anything a open shut case and don't give me that shit he'll have enough, believe me he won't. Celebrity have gotten way more than him in shorter spans of time and they fucked it all up.

he isnt white

>Celebrity have gotten way more than him in shorter spans of time and they fucked it all up.
????? just because some people can't manage their income and piss it all away doesn't mean the same is true for everyone else

what you said may be true for fail streamers that average 1k viewers. tyler1 is a top10 streamer on twitch. he has made more money than you will do in your life.

Heaven forbid you find a girl you connect with.

Is hot, dumb sluts what you really aim to achieve in life?

>manage their income
It's not even that. Tylers been losing viewers he have 13k average and it's 9k-10k now, It will boost up when he plays league again but he won't be doing this shit in his 30s/40s and money the money he's getting right now won't last decades into his life don't be fucking childish.

>buy houses
>rent them
Pretty easy to make it last actually

You obviously just hate the guy and want to see him fail m8. He gets low views now because he plays shit steam games w/o cam/mic (why on earth he does this I don't know, his shouting/"real talk" is his niche), hopefully when he goes back to league he'll be smart enough to turn his cam back on, and stream at less ridiculous hours.

Not sure if you posted or not, but even genuine pornstars/camwhores/strippers manage to find work after they quit, it's not that hard to find jobs

Yeah I've had this issue with girls as well.

They have no idea how tall men are, but they have this superficial desire for a "6 foot or over" guy. They don't even know how tall 6 feet is. I don't know what the guy equivalent would be but it's probably better to straight up lie to girls that ask for your height, because if they're superficial and stupid enough to ask for your height, then they deserve to be lied to.

Sorry I like tyler but the Doctor would decimate Tyler into so many pieces with such momentum that you wouldn't be able to tell his head meat from his ass meat

>his iq is 95 tho
What does that matter? You don't need a high iq to succeed in life.

9/10 times you do. The only exception is YouTube/twitch

the fuck do you mean, this is what peak human performance looks like
I think you've been spoiled by the monstrous walking pharmacies you fap to all day

He’s 5’7 **

She left because you corrected her like an autist not because you were under 6

No you don't