Have you ever gotten mired like this?

Have you ever gotten mired like this?

If not, then you were never mired.

literally 0 attractive females in that pic, poor guy.

Imagine getting into that good of shape just to get torn apart by a mob of British looking goblins.

He’s probably a male stripper and this is a bachelorette party. The entire point of him being there is to get ogled and groped.

>the absolute quality of those girls

Is this England?

>a sea of 4s

...

There is an interesting thing about females. Once 2+ females get hots for the guy the other ones join in automatically. See, we are looking at a social setting here. They show their admiration for the guy because all the other ones do too. I doubt they would be like that if it were 1x1 with the guy.

This. He's getting paid I'm sure he's fine with it

NAH BRAH DICK SIZE DON'T MATTER BRAH JUST FUCKING END IT

Jesus Christ, how fucking smug can one person be. It's like she did that just to piss of her white boyfriend.

just a trashy male strip club, thats exactly what the men look like to the girls that are dancing--a sea of 4s

>NAH BRAH DICK SIZE DON'T MATTER BRAH JUST FUCKING END IT
It doesn't.

You think bitches won't fuck Gosling if it turns out he has a 4 incher? You think Pratt or hemsworth would be less attractive with an average or slightly sub-average dick?

You think Michael cera would be a chick magnet with a 10" dick?

Wake the fuck up, kid.

Yes
Great ego stroke, but after the one girl(s) you take home from that kind of thing have passed out or gone home..you're there alone showering off the oil, pussy juice and perfume of dozens of random women, checking out the bite and scratch marks.
And wondering if "She'll" ever come back and want another private dance

It matters on the same level as height, body, etc.

you mean... "He'll"

As long it's not shorter than 6 inches, you should be fine.
Most girls' vaginas aren't more than 6 inches deep.

no
most non white strippers are straight or at least bi
zyzz was gay
tyranasorus sex, that semi-infamous black stripper, is straight
that one instagram pick with the fatfuck sandwhiched between two male strippers
Those guys were gay

get it?

>projecting your insecurity this hard at literally just a picture of someone smiling

>be me, good looking black guy with a degree
>plenty of white friends and I dress well
>white girls constantly flirting with me because they're ALL curious of da BBC

America is the greatest country on Earth boys

Imagine someone taking this bait

Some 15 yo has to get mad and post the dating apps data or shit like that

they'd fuck them but also cheat on them

come on son...
right?

she won't know how big it is until its slapping her in the face. unless it's comically small you are still going to bust a nut

>this much knowledge about male strippers
You are gay.

get it?

she did
something about some guy correy or some shit that dumped her for a 7/10
to bad shes a 5 or something in other pics
source : her twitter drama

Do you have any clue as to how much money I could make if I was a fag or at least half fag?
I can talk a good game, but those gay dudes, they want dick and they want it in and around one of their holes yesterday.
And they are willing to pay big damned bucks. Just look at the bodybuilding, powerlifting, modeling, "boyband", and teen boy actors.
All bankrolled by gays. I can't even tell you how many supposed studly males in music(hilariously enough metal and hiphop)have taken at least four dicks in their ass and mouth at the same time.

Why do I know all of this shit? Because I wanted to get into porn and thought I was full on fag for a while. Couldn't go through with the porn and the "twink" who begged me for it...I couldn't fuck him.
Besides, if you've been on Veeky Forums or in the bodybuilding/powerlifting/fitness scene or been an athlete..you've been exposed to thirsty and slightly rapey gays/lesbians and trans folks. That's just how it is.

But you might be right.
I probably should give it the old college try and plow that girly looking gay dude who's been throwing himself at me.