ITT: slightly autistic fit shit you do

>get a massive pump then walk around campus farming mires
>pretend like I'm DBZ powering up durring last few reps
>grin like a madman when lifting more than I though I could

Source

how do i get a gf like that if im a white cracker DYEL virgin desu?

I used to grind my teeth when I struggled with a lift so to stop it I stick my tongue out instead. I know I look like a fucking idiot but it stops my from grinding my teeth instead

Shit in not sure which if those is worse

>Get a pump
>somehow become really aggressive and subjugate my friends in conversation

Africa

Be confident and good looking
Litteraly all you need for black girls because they love white guys. And if your ugly be fit.

T.black guy

I check myself out every heavy lift

>been lifting seriously after I healed from a hernia when I was 19 from terrible squat form
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thanks coach harris
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>now 28
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I still find myself people watching like you would in malls in between sets, but even after all these years of consistent gym visits I can still tell I'm being to noticeable when I do it
I just can't help but stare at people doing all kinds of goofy ass shit

Don't do that
If something happens and you clench your teeth you will bite into your tongue

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I refuse to take showers at the gym because i'd then have to show my weak body even though i change there
>maybe i'm just insecure about my grower

Get a mouth guard retard

>at gym doin squats with headphones in
>wearing my glasses cuz hadn't been able to wear my contacts
>lady comes over to me and asks me something
>don't hear her
>instead of taking earbuds out, take glasses off (I'm blind as goddamn bat, 20/200 uncorrected)
>realize mistake, loudly say "what the fuck am I retarded"
>looks at my like I'm crazy
>sheepishly tell her how many sets I have left
>finish and leave without telling her I'm done
Most retarded thing I've ever done

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Did you squint at her like a senile old man before saying that?

Sometimes I chew calluses off of my hands and eat them so my grip gains don't go to waste

>farming mires

I know that feel my dude

With black girls there seems to be a split to me based on observation.

Either they're standoffish and don't date outside their race, or they're heavily metropolitanised and fetishise whiteness.

you sound like a raging faggot OP

No I think I got really bugeyed because I a) suddenly couldn't see and b) couldn't believe I did that

>grin like a madman when lifting more than I though I could
Same. I can't help myself.

Lifting with a mouth guard in would be autistic as fuck.

Some even say it would be extremely painful.

I stare at myself in the mirror right when im about to squat. And then i do the dbz smirk when i go down.

Shut the fuck up.

>Pokémon theme on my workout playlist
Gets me hype as fuck.

That's not autistic, that's just alpha as fuck. You need to work on being like that all the time instead of just after lifting.

Black girls are easy. I made a black girl eat my ass. And i have never ever giving her oral once. I even slap her around and call her nigger. I make her call me Azor ahai sometimes.

>Make her call me Azor Azhai
Most autistic thing in this thread

Think about TayTay when i struggle with a final rep.

>Things that happened
>This

Pick one and only one.

>black girls because they love white guys

>I make her call me Azor ahai sometimes

It's a statistical fact that women of all races prefer white men.

between sets I like to read historical accounts of brave warriors overcoming the odds against a stronger enemy. It really fucking fires me up.


I was reading the other day about the Battle of First Manassas. God Bless PGT and God Bless Stonewall.

>slapping gym equipment between sets to hype myself up
>fast breathing
>insulting people who use pussypads
>challenging people to lift offs
>i am king of meme exercises
>grinning between sets
>breaking balls with gym bros to hype ourselves ip
The pussypad really makes me lose it.
Girl asked me to spot her and i was calling her ,,lil bitch" until she took it off.

where are your statistics?

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this. a black women's openess to other races is directly correlated by the number of other black women around. they're big on shaming each other if they "sell out" because of fox and grapes

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>think about niggers during my difficult sets
>Anger helps with strength and motivation
>"Fucking niggers" in my head
>Accidentally say it out loud on the last rep sometimes

Amon Amarth as soundtrack for rowing.
Sometimes video game boss tracks as soundtrack for lifting

I started doing this since I started at my new uni. It's statistically akin to a prison and my newfound hatred of niggers found it's way into my lifting.

You can tell when a black girl has a whiteboi fetish when she refers to herself as 'mixed race'. I know this from extensive online dating

kek, thanks for the chuckle guys

I will announce to myself the workout I'm about to do. I often speak in David Hayter's Snake voice.

>"Bench press, 160 lbs., 10 reps"

I'll say these things loud enough that other people can hear.

>Two story gym
>Peddling on my bike thing overlooking the main floor
>See CHAD
>He's prowling around the leg press
>he swoops in for the kill
>See him stack 210 220 230 kg
>Surely this is something worth watching
>Watch him push the weights and lock his knees
>PANIC ATTACK
>What the fuck is he doing he's got a ticket to snap city
>He does 1 rep and gets up
>Looks at the high score board at the gym
>adds another 10 kilos
>240 fucking kilos yeah sure but don't lock your legs bro
>Staring intensely
>Fucking locks his legs again
>See him add another 10kg
>Just leave because I didn't want to watch someone go to snap city


Also
>can bench 95kg
>offer to arm wrestle friends who don't gym
>Lose
>???

>not using a mouthguard that secretes protein and creatine while you work out for maximum gainz

Never gonna make it