Quartering of Troops

What's your inspiration for lifting Veeky Forums? For me, my lifts are inspired by the third amendment to the US Constitution. Whenever I don't want to go to the gym I just imagine some pompous British officer with a pack of dumb Chavs in my living room, tearing up my furniture, and drinking all my tea and imagine how much I would need to lift to beat the shot out of all of them. Stupid fucking lobster coats provoke a war with France over old world squabbles and then expect us to foot the bill? And then they have the AUDACITY to try to fucking live in my God damn house? Go fire another volley into a civilian crowd in Boston you Tory cunts. It gets me so fucking heated that I jet straight to the gym and bust out PRs imagining myself knocking their teeth straight.

It sounds like you have a lot of issues, friend.

I just want a curvy butt and a skinny waist like every other basic bitch/trap

At least you're original.

My dad wanted to give me an old leather jacket of his, it looks absolutely sick and the leather is smoother than a virgin's thighs, but the jacket is just about half a size too large for me.

I'm still 19 years old so I hope I can fit into it as my frame fills ina little bit more. Until then, I just lift.

I'm on to you limey, parliaments laws are illegitimate if we are not represented

Listen here chap the King needs these bloody quarters, wot! Now do as I say and put the bloody kettle on, post-haste! I say chaps I ruddy well told him haha! Gave him a right proper seeing to!

How many women have you bedded l, patriot?

My dad is a 6'2 lanklet and I'm 5'10 and barrel chested. He gave me a coat to wear once in his garage when it was freezing cold.

It was long as fuck. Like halfway down my knees but it felt quite tight around my shoulders. He started laughing at me. I took it off to check the size and realized it was a woman's brand. I never saw him wear it again.

To be a good role model for my wife and children.

Five women and a couple of hookers at Chinese massage parlors, but that doesn't really count

I focus on all the pain I experienced from being a DYEL at the time. Always gets those extra reps out.

Originally, for football and wrasslin when I was 14, but it's a fun rewarding activity, so I don't intend to stop

The constant lie that the Brits tell themselves and the rest of us is that they were the benevolent caretakers of a bunch of ungrateful lesser peoples who needed--but tragically refused--their guidance. If the Empire did have an ideology, an ideology that believed in he supremacy of middle-class English values and that the responsibility to export those values to the rest of the world, and it used that ideology the same way all ideologies are used--to grease the wheels of exploitation.

The Brits knew how to turn every one of their deaths into mass media outrage while whitewashing or outright erasing the millions of corpses left in their wake. To this end they were also masters of Not Murdering People, Just Causing Them To Die. They didn't need to burn down villages or line people up before firing squads(though they did) they would just move entire populations into concentration camps where they had no food or adequate sanitation, or order farmers to grow jute for sandbags instead of food, and just let nature take its course. It served an important role in providing a way to turn their myriad atrocities into regrettable but unforeseeable tragedies.

That's what would make the British Empire so wicked, it's not their evil actions that make you hate them, but their complete self-satisfaction while doing them.

They manipulated nations by taking local minority groups, giving them a shit-load of power and wealth, and then backing them in local power struggles until they came out on top. This meant that while Britain often had very little of their hand in the political pot, the group that controlled the pot was completely and totally indebted to the British, and couldn't live without their guns and money.

This is why there weren't as many rebellions against the British - because the British supported minority groups over majority groups to destabilize the society, keeping the minority group completely co-dependent on the Crown and willing to do anything it took to keep themselves in power, including but not limited to killing other minority groups or mass-exploitation of majority groups at gunpoint to keep the British happy.

The classic case of what happens when the British just suddenly "leave" these systems is Rwanda and Kenya, and the sudden social violence that can arise from groups that had been previously pitted against one another suddenly having no hand on their leashes.

Same here.

don't forget the Biafra War in Nigeria

Oh yeah, britbongs have plenty to answer for

>The constant lie that the Brits tell themselves and the rest of us is that they were the benevolent caretakers of a bunch of ungrateful lesser peoples who needed--but tragically refused--their guidance.

Who the fuck actually believes that?

Your post is an archetypal "angry brown person" post.

Not brown, and I don't agree with that guy, but you have to admit that the brits did ruin the Caribbean and areas other than the United States that they occupied.

Prove him wrong.

Sure. I don't masturbate every day over the empire. But he said:

>The constant lie that the Brits tell themselves and the rest of us etc.

He's almost assuredly a brown person living in Britain just hating on ordinary British people because he's butt mad to be a minority there even though his anger is tripled by the fact that he wouldn't live anywhere else save for some other western nation.

Asians usually don't hate us as much because they don't have such an inferiority complex about their own home country.

Actually I live in the US, I just posted that because I'm sick of Brits pushing the meme that the us revolution happened just because people didn't want to pay taxes, there was a lot more at play when you look at the state of the entire empire. It was good we left.

Wholesome lifting m8

Nice analysis there Dr. Freud

I lift because I fucking hate russhits. right now im fucking this russhit milf while her kids are in school. she has 10/10 tits and lets me cum in her raw. She even drives to my place to pick me up and drops me off when im done fucking her

lol where are you from

Vorn is that you?

HEAR HEAR!

Live by DC

Ah, the slavs I've met have been pretty good drinking buddies, but if hate for russians motivates you embrace it

I kind of want to take a video of me banging her then give it to her kid when he turns 18. im 22 right now she is in her 40s

Everyone needs goals I guess

I like you user. I am going to have to 5hink of that English cunt show g up at my door demanding lodging while I am grinding out a new PR.

Hell yeah

Old Franklin would probably hook you up with a top tier escort himself.

Bongs btfo

kinda weird but i guess whatever motivates you