I am trying to come up with a costume to show off gains, but not come off as a total tool. I don't have the personality to carry a Spartan costume, but am thinking about something like this with less effort involved.
Halloween Costume Inspiration
just put a stupid mask on and go shirtless
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>tfw you will never have the skill to make a guts costume
probably just going to dress like a frat boy cause first year in college and it'll be funny
Go as dr Manhattan all you need is someone to paint you blue
>I don't have the personality to carry a Spartan costume
wtf does this? I was a spartan last year and it worked out great.
>that smirk
he needs to consider suicide
You will literally always look like a try hard if you wear a costume based on your physique
whats a good costume for a buff 15%bf manlet?asking for a friend
>this, sadly enough
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...Is his coinbag leaking out of that speedo?
Is anime really well known enough in America for people to recognise half the shitty characters I always see posted in this thread.
Nothing worse on Halloween than constantly being asked who are you meant to be. If you go as somebody that most people don't know, you just look like an autist.
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go as some sort of military-movie character. you gonna need tanktop and cargo pants, and probably some minor props. fake scars on face, and you look tough
It's how Disney characters animate, man.
wolverine
dressing up is for fucking children
You might dress up to fuck children but most of us dress up for fun
I'm going as Harley Quinn from suicide squad.
One of my friends girlfriends went as it last year and I'm borrowing her costume.
It is ridiculously tight. So I'll look like a faggot, but itll show my gains and be funny so not look try hard.
Keked so hard I woke the kids up
>tfw I've been fucking children without dressing up this whole time
How about Krieg from borderlands? He is a beauty
Lol I'm basic af and just got a costume at party city. I'm supposed to be pocahontas. :D need to find John Smith now.
natives forever btfo
im just gonna go as the joker
I think once I straighten my hair and right make up I can say I'm pocahontas even though she wore a beige dress. This black one fit me just right.
Going absolute minimum effort, as Bateman.
Mainly because it's cheap and all I have to do is let my hair grow out a bit. Also because I can ask people if they like Huey Lewis and the news all night.
t. incel who doesn't get invited to Halloween parties.
Just be clit
tobiasfunkecosplay.jpg
might I suggest not having the blood on the costume, so you don't look like an absolutely fucking freak
if ur in shape just go as like something roman, it shows the right amount of skin without being douchey
t. going as caesar
Is that Sriracha sauce?
>Gaius Iulius Caesar
>wearing a bue robe
Maybe it's better if you don't go user, at least you will not show your ignorance
>if ur in shape
Then why are you going like something roman? You are not in shape
im overweight as fuck ur right
How many body types are there for you? Let me guess: 2. Overweight as fuck and in shape
>No blood on the costume
Heh, it's cheapo fake blood, still wet. Looks better now that it's dried.
Er... It's halloween
Im coming off DNP and flat as fuck rn, heres my both btw.
Idk why ur on my ass so much dude
Rekt into the next dimension
>Blocks your path
what do?
Could somebody post that picture of the guy posing dressed as R2D2, can’t find it anywhere.