Ordered pizza again, Veeky Forums

Ordered pizza again, Veeky Forums.

End me

Now

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You feel bad because you fucked up.

You deserve to feel bad. Because you fucked up.

You're mean

Dude I want to order pizza now you asshole.

Go get some, my dude

No willpower, toughen up.

How

You eat the pizza but you also have to hook your nipples to a car battery while you eat it.

you could redeem yourself like I did

>cravings finally get the better of me
>decide to go to McDonalds and order a family dinner box to consume by myself
>really busy drive-thru tonight
>doubts about what i'm doing start to appear
>finally asked what my order is
>my brain is telling me not to do it
>my stomach is demanding a dinner box
>a car is behind me so I can't reverse out
>my stomach wins this round
>waiting between where you order and where you pay
>my brain is pleading, telling me to say that i changed my mind when i get to the window and cancel the order
>I get to the window
>"that'll be $25"
>my hand is shaking trying to pull my card out of my wallet
>either from anticipation or from the possible embarrassment of cancelling my order and having to sit there until all the cars in front of me have been served and leave
>I take my card and tap it against the machine
>it's all over
>I'm one car length away from receiving my food
>the feeling of failure is awful
>but the anticipation of burger is making me feel better
>the car in front of me receives their food and drives off
>finally, I can see it
>the big red box that my meal will come it
>it's almost within my grasp
>brain finally regains control over my senses
>fuckthisshiti'mout
>drive right past the window, and the girl holding my food ready to give it to me
>drive home trying not to think about the fact I just wasted $25
>have a shower and browse /fph/ to calm down

either hide from the delivery guy or don't pick up your order. It's simple

You will never make it! Go to the gym and do 800kcal cardio, post when you get back.... fat fucks