Woah

I just had the best idea for chronic masturbators.
>buy fleshlights
>buy some cheap ass chinese modular rigging bars and a few rigging joints with standard fitting (like for cameras and stuff, you will NOT be putting weight on these)
>measure out fleshlights to stuff like pull ups and stuff. If you got a big dick and fleshlight is on a jointed mount you can get like 40cm of movement range in any direction
>whenever you wanna wank, you also work out
>watching porn motivates you too work harder
>also added bonus of becoming sex god

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Can you make a drawing of this? I don't get it

TL:DR add fleshlights to home gym

>imblying i can do pull ups for the same duration of time as it takes me to cum

I am not that shredded sorry

I'm interested, go on

or you become a literal two pump chump because its easier to learn how to cum in 2 pullups then do 1000 pullups

basic ideas not quite fleshed (haha) out yet

if u got apple tv or sth u can easily wire porn to help you work out

The most expensive part is a good flex joint so u can fuck in loads of directions which are usually quite expensive but there's chinese knockoffs. Thing is no one buys these because they don't wanna strap thousand dollar cameras to trash but who cares here amirite

push ups and stuff too. If you want to get real technical you can mount it to a long spring dampener that follows ur dick so you can do lunges and shit with the right resistance but those go for like 1000 usd and are used for beautiful sweep shots in planet earth

i'm serious about this guys

I hope SiR sees this thread.

It's... Beautiful...