What's the male equivalent of tits?

That's a pretty aesthetic tattoo desu

>literally taking obvious meme srs

you have just been diagnosed with srs mental retardation

t. underage b&'s who are incapable of having an intelligent conversation on any subject

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

> I'm a big nerd of books of the 15th and 16th century

Hahahaha. Even if that was true, imagine reading part of the glorious western canon and all you take from it is "wimmenz needs more power!"

Still, God I wish I were that seat

Retarded bait is retarded. You’re a fun guy

Kek. The Prince is code for 3rd wave feminism

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CHECKD

Sometimes it's not, Freud.

>he thinks my social commentary is 'bait'
t. underage b&

Abs

>everyone that disagrees with me is underage
>everyone disagrees with me
>therefore everyone is underage

>she will never dominate you why live literally tb desu

pls stub your cigar out on my ballz mistress ariel

Energy/confidence/robustness/spark

>he actually expects anyone to believe that Veeky Forums isn't completely overrun by underage kids
Have you even grown pubes yet?

Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown dick.

incel alert incel alert WHEEEOOO WHEEEOOOO

projecting alert projecting alert WHEEEOOO WHEEEOOOO

soygoy

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Is that why ur here then u cheeky nonce

>Dresses up like a whore
heh yea sure

>has nothing intelligent to say, no rebuttal whatsoever
>posts an old, busted, tired-out meme from TEN YEARS AGO
Your unconditional surrender is accepted. The guards will escort you to your new home in the MANLET PIT.

LOL I'm just killing time while eating my breakfast and drinking my morning coffee, and maybe imparting some wisdom to you denizens of the Internet Intelligence Desert (aka Veeky Forums/fit/)
>what to do when a starving man throws the food you just gave him in your face?

t. rape culture

Quit objectifying women you DISGUSTING pervert!!

>male-dominated society expects of her
K....
If society was as male dominated as you claimed then she wouldn't have to spend most of her time pretending to be some oh so deep and intelligent quasi dyke to keep the loser pseudo-intellectual feminist/misandrist/mysoginist cunts and lunatics off of her ass and she wouldn't have cut off her fucking tits in the worst most botched knocker job I've ever seen.

She could be an open coy female who's honest about her sexuality and what she wants instead of needing to preface it with shit like that.

Oh, and women in her position don't need to dress to be fuckmeat for males.
They can leverage that stupid bullshit you're fucktarding on about and become one of those fuck ugly cunts who keep getting shit roles and is famous just by being famous.

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In all of your ranting you missed the most obvious bit of hypocrisy in Female Power: namely, that ALL power and authority stems from physical power, which belongs overwhelmingly to men. Women's "power" is always, in some way, shape, or form, actually just the physical or financial power of men leveraged in their favor, in the same way that the value of money is (or rather, was) based on the value of gold.

10/10 bait desu, it has the perfect mix of intellect, stupidity and political correctness done in a post-ironic way, really refreshing

neck

Literally shoulders. There's been multiple paper published on the topic of what women find the most attractive "on" guys and broad shoulders is always the top result.

stop being old

I should've spent more time looking for spelling mstakes. Sorry for being a mobile fat.

so in other words, FRAME

lmao lookism is always right

Mfw those mistakes weren't on purpose

>tfw even a kangaroo gets more pussy than you

this

I second this post.

>Shoulders
If this is true it can explain why some girls hit on me, even though I look like shit.

>mfw literally 99th percentile shoulder width
>have fucked one woman

Literally doesn't fucking matter if you don't have the social skills/circle to bang women (oh and the face). Most of the guys I see who have pretty gfs at uni are ~6'0'' skinnyfat dudes with "nice guy" faces who are just fun to be around. Don't fall for this lookism shit.

unironically this. ive never even interacted with a grill, spoken to one or sat next to one.

Lol fucking this, most girl at my uni wet pussy at skinny fat guys with the nicelooking face

...what?

Hey Veeky Forums, how many girls have you had wet pussy at you?

Who is this idiot? He gets posted all the time

He's the guy that shot up that Vegas country concert

small breasts are great though. I think we can all agree nobody wants a girl with no ass but people don't mind girls with no tits.

And face > rest of female body

Okay, seriously, how fucking ugly are you guys? I was a virgin until 24 but that was because I was obese my whole life. I went from 270 to 160 in about a year and a half. I have a shit frame and ugly face and autism from going 24 years without ever interacting with a female.

What kind of girls are you guys going for? I'm a dyel but I'm not obese anymore and I managed to get a girl. I wonder if you are all some disgusting chinless monsters or something. Those of you who are probably slightly attractive just have too high standards.

No, that's the Orlando shooter, Shmuel al-Haied

This ugly desu

>mfw incel

face too round and eyebrows are shitier, but you can get a 6/10 easily.

Idk, I was kind of a loser shy chubby guy all through school, but I played football and had a group of friends because of that. Ended up getting some blowjobs in 7th and 8th grade (what is that, like 13-14?) and lost my virginity at 16.

says the projecting incel

>face too round
Lmao, literally cant do anything about that but cut, which I am doing

>eyebrows
I keep em decently trimmed

Honestly at this point beyond keeping good hygiene and decently well groomed and maintaining a fit body, I'm not going to go out of my way and stress about "look maxxing" or whatever gay shit. If I can go without pussy for this long then I can keeping going without it.

money, drugs, cars and fame.

Breasts = breasts/traps/upper chest
Vagina = dick
Ass = ass

ez

lmao

height

idk pretty chad face tbqh

He lifts Atlas stone

You're not ugly, man. Maybe change your hair.

A lot of women say it's forearms

Know a guy that looks exactly like you and he slays tbqh lad. You Italian by any chance?

Lats

Canuck. I get "are you Italian/Greek ?" a lot.
Dna tests said 50 irish, ~40% equal mix of scandi/scottish, and 9%greek/italian (though that includes swiss region and I know I have swiss ancestors) so not sure how I came out looking like this tbqh.

In uni and seriously have had no luck besides a few chances in highschool, sort of aspiring slayer mode, it just seems more effort than it's worth for me though.

Genetic can be fucking weird at times. Anyway, with those light eyes and dark hair you already have a lot more going for you than most Veeky Forums posters. Shouldn't be too hard to get laid. But yeah, if you don't feel like the effort is worth it it's not gonna happen.

Your eyebrows are too aggressive for that haircut

You look like a grown up Peter Dinklage

I go for anything that's not fat

I'm a 6'1 ottermode with pretty good social skills, and still can't get anything. Got rated at 3/10 on lookism.

Different haircut and clean up that beard, you'll easily pull 7/10s

You have a very aggressive look and if play off that the bitches will love you.

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Lol, guarantee she just read like half of The Prince and Utopia and then said she's really into Medieval literature.

>35s
I'm nowhere near that massive and I do 35's... must be at the end of a drop set?

They're just posing for pictures

Why pose with tiny weight? I see this a lot in pictures.
>huge guys
>baby weights
Why tho

Male equivalent of tits is either abs are arms.

Why got you so triggered you little fag?

you look like jack black's hotter older brother who to compensate for feeling insecure af about you his whole life he constantly tried way too hard to be funny

Besides keeping the unibrow at bay I havent touched eyebrows in my life, not sure what you are talking about.

That's a hard one. I'd honestly say hairline.

>All of the spectrum is attractive to someone
>Having good hair is definitely a good thing
>Can be enhanced artificially, but it's vain and expensive
>Gets worse with age
>People can wear things to enhance it

Just brood at a bar and lift as much as possible

And I'd honestly say you're retarded.

Explain.

what if I told you I'm a pretty funny guy? (for you)

>eating breakfast
>not doing intermittent fasting
>making it

That's already my life minus the bar desu.

>triggered
It's just something I've been noticing recently. I figure there is maybe some kind of marketing reason for it?

Nah, hit higher reps. Forearms, calves, the real muscle builders are 15-20 rep sets, 4-5 sets.

Was that hard typing out with your semen fingers sticking to the keyboard?