SAY MY NAME

SAY MY NAME

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cringe copypasta incoming? someone?

Billy?

McCauley?

manlets should be looked down at not heard

Delta Asswhiny

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manlet

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Also, OP would look fine if he shaved....

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Alpha Dicetiny Clay

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The king of Veeky Forums! King Alexander of house Leonidas! Look upon his mighty visage and despair!

You posted a pic from Rick and morty you should never be heard from again

u need to go back

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“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

Say my name, you acting kinda shady, and callin me baby, better say my name

>SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU
SAY BABY I LOVE YOU

MY NAME

>I DoNT WAnt NO SCRUBS

Manlex

>that picture in the bottom right

Holy shit, he's so delusional. He looks so bad.

someone's jelly

Steve?

No I'd rather be obese than be him at all. At least if I were obese I could lose weight. He's a manlet and a facelet.

the guy gets paid to talk about bro science. You do it for free.

I think we both know who the real winner is.

Show us what you look like then, bro, if the fucking king of Veeky Forums isn't up to par with your god-tier looks and body. Alex is a beautiful man, no homo, but I'm sure the guy who sits on his computer all day jacking off to tranny porn is much better looking than him.

Francis!

>if the fucking king of Veeky Forums isn't up to par with your god-tier looks and body
no one is on par with isley

I always pictured this happening on a public bus. Does it actually it did my brain create a setting to go along with this silly story

HICKORY DICKORY DACK

JUST FUCKIN PULL FROM THE RACK

COBRA?

WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?

viper

Bane?

did he really say this?

its in one of his articles on his site about an apparent confrontation he had

MY NAME

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