Why is cycling the most patrician mode of transportation and why is being a lousy motorist (with an engine) a shiteee...

Why is cycling the most patrician mode of transportation and why is being a lousy motorist (with an engine) a shiteee way of getting around a city.

>prove me wrong
protip: you can't

lol @ if u do. Good luck on that 80 dollar gym membership kek

Enjoy getting killed by a car some day.

I own a car and gym equipment kek

lel how about dem 30,000 deaths per year by car. enjoy your DUI's

it depends what cycle ur on

B(t)rue

on road mostly. but mountain biking is fun, too. not a good way to get around tho (obviously)

enjoy your diabetes
enjoy your hundreds of hours stuck in traffic
and u r more likely to die in a car than on a bike ever

I don't get it

it's just true

>he needs anything other than his own body for transportation

The difference is in a car you have some measure of control. You can accelerate more quickly than someone on a bike. In the event of a collision the car is able to take the brunt of the impact. A bike has less power, and the biker gets fucking rekt in the event of an impact because he has no mass.
Less people ride bikes so it makes sense there are less bike deaths.

>about to start job with Uber doing bike deliveries in my city (washington DC)

Its going to be pretty comfy riding for 6 or so hours a day. gonna carb up and probably run tren too. also dont worry I have a real job lined up

>when your bicycle is more expensive than a GP replica liter bike

>cycling as a substitute for the gym

cycling is fine, but most people on this board are into getting big and aesthetic

The fuck you think a patrician is? Some meathead gladiator wannabe?

Good luck picking up a qt female on your bike faggot

>He pays more than $20 a month for gym, just to do cardio

Nigga, Planet Fitness exists

That is how a professional cyclist looks like.
You don't need upper body strength on a bike, so muscles there would only be additional weight.

You don't get that from cycling, you get that from beeing borderline underweight and not doing anything for your upper body.

>"user, why did you arrive to the date smelling like shit and soaked in sweat?"

As a long time cycling I am certain that this is how I'll go out.