What can Veeky Forums tell me about the Celts?

What can Veeky Forums tell me about the Celts?

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They did lots of cattle theft and wars over the same. Now what I really want to know is what is the source of this picture? That girl on the left is giving me quite the erection.

Made by pierre joubert. Seems he was more into bois though.

that they didn't look like that

>No woad
Pathetic.

Wood was used by the Picts.

They got genocided by the Eternal L*tin.

They made good, loyal Romans after they were properly civilized, forming the core of the western legions for centuries afterwards, even having their own mini capital in the military camp town of Trier.

Celts and Romans were far more alike than either one would have cared to admit. The differences between them were fairly minute and mostly boiled down to the scale of organization. In many ways Celtic metallurgy was even more advanced than Roman technology, and much was learned from them in terms of trade, even as Romans remained ever fearful of a Celtic invasion and eyed their frontier with suspicion. By the time of the Romans Celts had long been in decline, displaced by newer, more organized and centralized cultures.

Even in places where they built huge walls, those walls were not so much to staunch the flow of people so much as control it. By making it so that traders had to pass through the same checkpoints, you made it easier to tax and regulate them. While Roman autism kept Celts in Iberia resisting for decades, Roman brilliance in Gaul converted them in the span of

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What are those rings called?

They were really really gay. So gay even the Greeks thought it was odd.

>them in the span of
a single generation.

They're called torcs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torc#Celtic_torcs

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>pierre joubert
no shit, one google search and it's a virtual boipussy if fetishwear buffet.

did a gay person steal your boyfriend user?

Best iron age metalurgy in Europe at the time, they were appreciated as warriors so those who didn't raid villages were used as mercenaries by the Greeks.

I recommend reading "De bello Gallico" to get info on Roman period Celts, but their Iron Age phase is much more interesting imo.

It's not a nationality, it's a way of life.

cryptopedonazi/10

Now that's a twink a trap supreme.

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Thanks, Op.

This guy's work is fucking beautiful, but also fuck you because I guess I'm fucking gay now.

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>Celts and Romans were far more alike than either one would have cared to admit. The differences between them were fairly minute
Italics and celts were pretty much the most closely related european people, so it kinda follows that they'd be alike.
Even from an organizational perspective, the differentiation was really only very marked in those tribes that lived in closed contact with etruscans and greeks, while mountain italics weren't much better than celtic oppida dwellers.

Can confirm im a celt/germanic mutt from the rhineland.

Come home Gaulish man

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I like it in Cologne but France has a special place in my heart ( worked in Toulouse for 2 years as a chef) didnt learn the slightest bit of french tho.

According to Thidreksaga you are a Hun.

>Lives in another country for 2 years
>doesn't bother learning the language

That's nigger and sandnigger tier subhumanity.

Woad? As in woad leaves to die the skin blue/green?

At this point you can't even blame everyone else for the way France let's others treat it. It's France's fault now.

I was in Montreal for Spring Break and in just a week I was able to get the gist of nearly all French writing and learned the basic words you need to get around. Are you kidding me dude?

Heh, I found out about all this just after I made this post. Shame he was more fond of boys though, I would have loved some more pictures of that girl on the left and if said pictures were pornographic that would have been all the better. Too much fondness for the boipucci claims yet another talented artist, ho hum.

Nah, sand/junglenigger behavior is far worse then not learning a language when you're living in the country where that language is spoken.

Based Procopius Maximus Leminus

Well, it's not like he completely avoided the female form or anything. He just had his preferences, that's all.

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>Pierre Joubert (June 27, 1910 – January 13, 2002) was a French illustrator. He was closely associated with the creation of Scouting and the popular look of Boy Scouts in France and Belgium, comparable to the American artist Norman Rockwell.
>He was closely associated with the creation of Scouting and the popular look of Boy Scouts in France
>all these naked twink little boys in his illustrations

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Honestly, I can't fault a Man who in an effort to more easily pursue the perfection of his craft: injects his fetishes into his work to motivate his hand because it clearly worked.

His work is absolutely gorgeous, nobody in the west seems to know how to fucking draw anymore.

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I can already tell that bitch is making trouble.

>that's the guy that tried to raped me, go kill him Anonofix!
>durr ok! *goes off to kill some omega that had the temerity to say hello to Stacythotifix