How do I deal with a crooked penis?

I might nit be visualizing it correctly but that sounds like a normal bend, also like said, just use angles that hit the right spot.

draw a picture of it lol

Don't worry, you don't need surgery.
here's an article that explain what you can do
shrineofhealth.com/penile-curvature-is-surgery-the-only-option/
Many people suffer from the same "condition", some more than others but it's ultimately curable with time.

not him but..i-is it enough?

shit I meant upward curve and slight curve to left, not slight upward curve

manlet???

Hahah in my country you used as meat hanger for smoke smalak. Hahah hang her pant while i go in

ignore the scale m8. I should be asleep by now

I'm white yet half my penis is a darker shade, almost black. It's so embarrassing. Every time I get close to getting intimate with a girl I back off and act distant because of my insecurity . help me lads

Tell girls you have a nigger dick. They'll love it.

fuck. I'm and I got that going on too...

It's not a nigga dick. The lower half below the circumcision scar is of a darker shade. The rest of it is white. Botched circumcision I think?

Darker shade is nothing to worry about. It is darker due to hormones during puberty; plus nipples and labia as well can get darker due to higher test in the body. If you don't have any outstanding medical issues you are 100% normal. Just relax user

You deal with it by choosing to not give a shit about it, just like any aspect of life that is beyond your control. If you're insecure about it, any girl you're with will pick up on the vibe, and will dislike it as well. Similarly, if you don't give a shit, she won't either. And if she does mention it, just laugh it off, say "yeah my dick's got some character hasn't it?". View every thing you're insecure about in this way, stop being so serious, have a laugh about it.

This video completely shifted my perspective of myself, WATCH IT, seriously:

youtube.com/watch?v=aE9QSuSxIMY

Kek. I have no idea what you're saying but it sounds hilarious.

My dick is just 5 inches any solution?

Could try sticking it in someone and enjoying yourself and not giving a shit

Banana dicks are unironically the best for giving girls orgasms

Mine is too, you're fine. Just yesterday I had a black chick gagging on my cock, worry about how to use it, not how much you have.
Go read about average dick length, you're literally on the average.

gold

A smaller dick just means you can go balls deep in any position. Just look at porn, in most positions the massive dicked guys have inches that aren't being used. And they're fucking pornstars, the ultimate roasties.

Even when fully aroused, most girls vagina's aren't going to be actually deeper than 5 inches, so a fiver just means you can give it all to her without worrying about hurting her (you still might if shes got a small vag desu).

Of course there are women with naturally large and/or stretched out vaginas, but they are outliers, definitely not the norm.

Exactly, vag sizes vary as much as dick

To add to that, I tried to look up how big those guys were, and found a vid of chaturbate cam girls who were measuring the big dicked guys on cam with proper rulers, and without fail every single one of these "huge" guys would get an initial measurement of below 7'', and then would adjust and cheat the measurement and not a single one of these dudes with what looked like massive dongs surpassed like 7.5''.

Basically the porn angles meme is real, and for the most part even the guys who look HUGE in porn are 5'6'' guys with 6-6.5" dicks, srs.

Jerk with the opposite hand

Use plenty of lube and use a plug to warm yourself up before letting him put it it

get it into politics, it will go far

Drink bleach every day. When you pee it will lighten your dick

Based Georgian

I have this same problem, because I was circumsized my penis didnt have enough skin to grow into/ grow straight

DELETE THIS

lmao

Curved is good. If it curves upwards, stick to shit like missionary, cowgirl, etc. Positions where you're facing her are going to feel better for her because you're rubbing against the g-spot. If downwards, shit like doggy and reverse cowgirl are best.

Suck it round a corner?

im 6.75x5 bonepressed. am i okay

it look so small and pathetic to me

Stop watching porn

You only ever see other cocks in porn. You have no realistic frame of reference. 6.75 is well above average.

Oh I am laffin

BTFO

Women don’t really care. Unless it’s like 90 degrees or some shit you won’t have any problems

Why did reading this make me hear accordions

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Embrace it. If youre confident and don't give a fuck chances are it will turn into feature.

Arch your back.

Read it in pic related's voice

who /bentdown/ here
at least doggy style it a gspot killer