/Monday/ rant thread

Dont do it, take a rest day.

My exboss pulled me aside and sacked me after 3 months, kinda sucks because I liked my job. All the time he had no complaints and the guy who I "replaced" that went on sick leave for 4 months said he can work again. Suddenly he gave me a negative evaluation and sacked me 3 days later. The only working points he had was that he thought I was too friendly to costumers and that I shouldn`t eat everytime I took a break (lolwat). 2 days later he fired me.

On the plus side on friday a girl used me to get revenge on her ex, on saturday a different girl came home with me and later today the girl from friday is coming. It's the first time in my life I feel truly happy and confident, I'm making it physically, socially, emotionally and sexually and getting Veeky Forums was the key to that. Just got to find a new job now.

I've spent 5 months attempting to learn a language with full on study, aquire a skill to dig myself out of a pit of inactivity outside of lifting.

I've come to the realisation i'm not smart enough to do it and i'd always thought i was, so right now i'm confronted by the reality that i'm not very smart and with fuck all options.

FEELS GOOD MAN

where do you tend to meet girls user? I'm scared my connection with females is going to plummet after university.

Just remember guys we’re all gonna make it

don't do it

That's fucked up user. I'm betting a lawyer would jump at the chance to sue that guy, depending on what country or state you're in.

I’m doing really bad in college
I know I should pay more attention but it’s hard

youll have shitty lifts and get sad about it, skip. or just do cardio.

The one from friday I met this friday, it was via another girl that's chasing me. She was an ex of a really good friend of mine. Was bored so I asked her to go drink something and she brought her friend with her.
The one from saturday is a friend of the couple that lives below me. I just went to say hello, she was there and we later all went out.

Generally I meet them everywhere, at bars, work, walking through the city and even at the library once. I'm just social and charming and talk to alot of people and strangers throughout the day so it's natural oppurtunities arise. Most of the time you really dont need to do alot of effort, once they make up their mind about you you are in and do wtf u want.

But yed it will plummet, but that's natural. Now you're surrounded with students.and alot of attractive women. When you work and dont have student parties you will see ALOT less women on your day to day basis. Thzt doesn't mean it will be non-existant.

all these threads about routines and 1/2/3/4 are fucking retarded.
Routine really isn't that important. Consistency, correct form and intensity are.
1/2/3/4 is a retarded strength standard. Why are there different weight classes for fighters, lifters etc.? Because strength is RELATIVE.
Best thing I learned from Veeky Forums was from one particularly aesthetic dude with long hair, who explained the importance of intensity (as did Dorian Yates btw). I have come to agree 100%. Get to the gym. Work out with INTENSITY and get the hell out.

Treat going to the gym like fucking tinderthotties. Get in, pump HARD and gtfo.

Would you, Veeky Forums?

Hope you dumped her

Yeah sure

this trap isn't gay

I was working with week contracts. I mean I stayed friendly and nice znd he was just finding a reason to feel less bad about firing me. Truth is the other guy worked there for 8 years so he knows him better and he can't afford both of us. Just wished he told me sooner so I could look sooner, but he also didn't know when the other guy would return. He did gave me a really positive review and a letter of recommendation and I told him I'd be happy to help out on busy periods or if someone is sick. Better to not burn any bridges because I'm sure he'll call me back if someone leaves, gets sick or if business picks up again.

He also knew I wasn't going to wait alot longer for demanding a good contract.

>trap
>not gay
>ever

user...

No, traps are fucking gay

would doggy

>tfw slow eater with a fast metabolism
>tfw have to have a poopbreak mid food
>tfw its cold when I come back
>tfw have to microwave it

fuck bros... life isn't always so easy...

I've been trying to get this fucking job for months. I've been through 2 in person interviews and a phone interview. I've visited the place 3 times this month (it's 2 hours away). I've given 5 references. I'm almost guaranteed to be one of the last mother fucking candidates. JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN JOB ALREADY!!!!

I haven't been able to go to the gym in 4 months, I've been lifting heavy fucking dumbbells and doing body weight bullshit and cardio for 4 months and I just want a god damn squat rack!!! If I get this job one of the perks is 24/7 access to any of the 4 gyms on the campus. I WANT THIS GOD DAMN JOB.

...

Just hovering in this board threads get me thinking, should I stick to this place?
>inb4 you don't need this place and this place doesn't need you, just leave
>inb4 you are here forever, see you soon
I'm exclusively talking about fitness and health related content. I really don't care for the culture/humor stuff here I know it can't be fixed/enforced to change, it simply isn't the source of this problem. Seeing this place populated by uneducated ignorant religious-like/preachy misinforming DYEL fucks that go out of their way to shit all over the place like they do is really what disgusts the shit out of me. I'm still willing to believe Veeky Forums can be one of very few forums that could be nice, but this degeneracy is really sickening, to think that all places where fitness discussion takes place, for reasons which include but it aren't limited to being dead/unpopulated or thrash, is really discouraging. Gladly I got past the complaining on every thread phase, but man I wish this was a slightly better place.

never date a palindrome, lesson learned

anyone can learn a language. you either don't have good materials or you're not practicing enough.
what language?

>on holiday
you'll be paying. but yeah, i would.

People who don't work legs are just faggots, that's all

I had it all Veeky Forums
>own business, making more money each year
>cute and caring girlfriend who I wanted to wife up
>great social circle
then
>through some deus ex machine shit the company went bust
>stress about all this ruined the relationship, girl broke up with me
>lost it all, had to move back to hometown of 5000 people
>applied for over a hundred jobs, only 2 interviews
>fucking NEET but for two years now. I am so ashamed.
t. 39 years old, when I was on the up-n-up I didn't even think about this god forsaken place. But when the chips are down, I find myself here again.
>you are here forever
Oh well fuck it. At least I'm pretty Veeky Forums especially at my age. Gonna kill this bench tonight!

That sucks, oldfag. I hope you get it together again.

She can't have been that caring, and she definitely wasn't wife material. Remember that. A wife sticks with you through EVERYTHING. I've been through the grinder too and my wife has never once left my side or stopped supporting me.

I'm addicted to porn, like, a lot more than I initially thought I was. I feel fucking helpless. No more.

Took some photos of myself over the weekend for LinkedIn/Bumble/Tinder/etc., and the fact that I'm unattractive is finally beginning to dawn on me.

I'm not sure what the way forward is.

Own it. Always be realistic with yourself, especially when managing your expectations. That is how you get the most out of life.

you'll kys, the sooner the better. Defeatist lowtest scum, get a grip on your life.

I came out of a partial cocoon this past weekend and was reminded how much time, effort, and money is required to date women. I might just write this shit off permanently.

I've been sick all weekend, and it is very slowly getting better. I was lightheaded through most of my Macroeconomics class earlier. Working out was a bitch last night. Not much else to complain about, but I fucking hate being sick.

>ex calls me late night as I'm getting out of work
>see her number and get the anxiety perspiration, just got over her after "amicable" split
>pick up and she's drunk as fuck
>tells me that she moved to Colorado and is getting sexually assaulted by her co-worker
>back with her ex, who she constantly bitched about him cheating on her in the past
>can't mentally wrap my brain around the shit she had to tell herself to move across the country just to get fucked over again
>let her vent anyway, at the end she says "thanks for listening user, I've been asking myself recently why I even left in the first place. You're a real friend"
>hangs up, I'm left trying to parse all this information at 3 a.m
>realize I'm not over this chick after all

Was going to hit the gym after work but instead hit a jar of peanut butter, I'm fucking weak.

why do we fall user ?

Cut ties with her. Don't let her string you along like that, man. I hate to tell you this, but if you have that kind of a history with somebody, you've gotta leave them behind. Friendship after the fact ends with one of you hurt worse than if you just broke up. I know the feeling, but you know she's no good for you. And hit the gym anyways. There's a lot of protein that's just going to waste from that jar.

thanks user. I will, Deus vult
yeah I know. I fucked it up myself tho being a depressed rudderless cuck, I can hardly blame her caring for no. 1
lmao sure, I love you Veeky Forums
exactly

Lost another weekend to Runescape. Looks like I need stricter deadlines to be productive.

Least I PR'd this morning.

dude have some fucking respect for yourself

I pay a lot for a private school but their gym has 1 squatting rack and one assistant squat/shrug machine.

>gf (whose first partner was me) is abroad, sexting yesterday
>she's horny, decides to get a banana and take pictures of herself sucking it and rubbing her tiddies with it
>intrigued.gif
>tell her to put it in her vagina and take it out again
>she says it feels good when it gets inside, does it again
>mfw
>ask her how it compares to my dick
>"eh, about the same"
>mfw
>she continues
>eventually says she's queefing
>mfw
>in a little while she stops because the coating made it hard to use the banana as a makeshift dildo

Later she explained that it's "about the same" in terms of size, and a banana is not anything near a dick in terms of anything else because it has a flat tip and sticky coating, but fuck those 5 minutes were painful lads

why were those 5 minutes painful if she said it felt good?

I had never been cucked by a fruit before.

She complimented ur dick tho

Thanks for the advice, usually don't post shit on here but this (at least initially) feels like a deep cut emotionally. I'm pretty good at recognizing/detaching myself from toxic or negative relationships but for some reason I have a disposition to help this girl.

I appreciate the blunt response, need this shit sometimes. Thank you user.

>he hasn't taken the neckpill

>left on read again

Doing horribly average(not bad, but not good enough for average gpa for med school) in school. Need to kick it up a notch because I want to go to medical school. Realized I have a lot of fake friends with fake interests in biology. Realized practice tests help more than study sessions with friends. Realizing my own interest in biology might be a front because I have weird fixation on not being alone when I'm applying for research labs and other extracurriculars. Currently fixing my shit up. Took a week break from lifting, and it was the shottiest week I've ever felt. Went back at it yesterday and felt great, but exhausting. Considered skipping today, but won't.

I've burned out because of friends that overdepended on me that's i confused for the work towards my major. here's a lesson. don't be nice freshman year and instead just find yourself. Friends are only for hanging out on a Friday night. This doesn't mean don't have friends. This just means don't be a bitch ass to everyone you meet.

Buy boots if you’re that insecure.

My lifting has gone to shit only because i'm a huge cunt letting myself get dragged down by my breakup

Fucking hell i need to get my shit together but my mind is not letting me, at all.

She's there when i distract myself, she's there when i'm staring into the nothingness

Being an emotional being sucks balls

It's normal that learning a language takes a lot of time user, don't give up.

I start lifting today and I can’t think of a split to do! I recently came back after a few mishaps and I want do a plan, a p/p/l but idk what to do

A toddler can learn a language

Are you going to let a toddler beat you?

>tfw the past 2 months have been drinking way too much
>tfw trying to move on from "her"
>tfw i'm destroying my body won't get her back

god what a miserable faggot i am

I feel your pain. Read pic related user. It helped me immensely.

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

This is great advice but I'd soften it up a bit.

Hang out with people but don't be afraid of settting boundaries. If someone is trying to pull you into things you don't want to do (doing them a favor with no expectation of reward counts as something you want to do), or is saying things that make you uncomfortable, hold your ground. People respect you for it.

Kek

Thanks user, then again you just reminded me i still have some books of her i have to send her back.
Ffs.

Don't do it dude

Ehh, personal experience has begotten friends that just use you for homework help, but I'll keep it in mind when I find a good networking connection. but at the same time, what do I know with only 3 months of uni experience?

Learned English at 3-6. That shit was hard but doable. My French wasn't going anywhere until I took a vacation in Montreal and did my best to get the locals to avoid switching to English for me. Ended up asking two chicks out in French and one of them said yes.

If you want to learn a language fast just get a job in another country. And there's probably going to be some sort of expat community there because you're probably getting a job in a big city. Avoid your countrymen like the plague because they'll hold you back.

I probably won't go abroad for another year. Any learning programs that are good? They can't compare to real experience but there have got to be some good ones worth paying for as a student

Nah not insecure.
Boots will not fix that either.

>for some reason I have a disposition to help this girl
I get that, but you have to remember that there are some people who you can't save. You may see them with their head underwater, and want to help. But some of them will just drag you down with them. Take care of yourself.

bro I'm serious I understand.
>look at phone
>battery at 23%
>23
>she's...23 :(
Keep lifting and read Meditations. I'm crawling out of this hole of being an emotional faggot and I'm not giving up

Then i guess well bothmake it some day

Once or twice per person is fine. I've put too much on my plate and have had to ask friends for help on homework problems before, but I'll do my best to avoid relying too much on one person. But otherwise, call them out on it. You can even make it positive, encourage them to get their shit together and do the material so they can do well by themselves.

And 3 months has taught you to be judicious about who you give homework help to. Which is a pretty important lesson. Great work, user.

If my faggot beta ass is in the process of making it, you will too if you try.

I guess. Even this board makes me think of her (met her here, not kidding).
When will it end, user?

haven't gone to the gym in months

taking 16 credits while working 20 hours a week. STEM major so I always have a fuckton of homework to do. Barely even have a social life because of it. averaging about 5-6 hours of sleep a night. How do you guys do it? literally the only time I have to go to the gym is during peak hours, and its crowded so I'm never able to get my lifts in.

my gym card is still at the receptionist, since 4 months when i signed up.... scared to pick it up now

As a college student? You should probably have a club for that language meeting somewhere unless you're learning something like Albanian or your school is tiny. Hit them up, make some friends, and try to have protracted conversations with them. Chances are there's probably going to be at least 1 or 2 people who have friends/relatives in countries that language is spoken, so you can ask them to get you and their friends/relatives in touch so you wouldn't have to bother them anymore.

On personal time, anything immersive is great. Maybe something like Duolingo or Memrise just to learn new words, watch some movies with both the audio and subtitles in the language you want to learn (so you're not relying on the language(s) you know to make sense of the movie). A little grammar is always nice because a few rules will teach you how to use hundreds or thousands of words properly, but once you've got the basics down also find material that teaches you how locals speak, formally and informally.

Have worked the reception desk as a PT, don't worry about it. They're not going to judge you for getting your shit together. Just laugh it off and start making gains again.

thanks user

it ends when you're ready. Maybe do some LSD or shrooms? It can really reset your MINDSET

Nah man, no drugs other than being in love is what i need.

bulking fucking sucks when you're a lanklet. Gain five pounds and it's not noticeable. Gain ten and it's not noticeable. Gain twenty and your hips stick out a bit less.

this

all my extra weight goes right to my stomach/chest. my arms are still sticc as fuck but now i got a beer belly and tits

checked
How are you gonna be "in love" again if you're still not over your ex (I'm not either but at least I'm talking to grills again). Well if no drugs just keep lifting and reading.

I don't know user, i'll tell you when i've met someone new i guess.
Lifting yeah

well you're dubs in a row so kek is with you
good luck user

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF FOR BREAKING MY CAL GOAL

I WAA DOING SO WELL WITH A 1000 CALORIES DEFICIT BUT OVER THE WEEKEND I FUCKED IT UP AND ATE OVER 8000 CALS IN TWO DAYS I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF OREOS I HAD 2 MILKSHAKES AND ENTIRE LARGE PIZZA SOME CAKE AND OTHER HORRIBLE SHIT FUCK ME NOW I DONT HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO START BACK GOD IM SO FUCKING STUPID STUPID STUPID WHY AM I SO WEAK STUPID STUPID

LSD is fantastic but doing drugs when you're heartbroken is a one-way ticket on the express bus to frowntown

I'm not going to say get over it because until you fill your life with other women you love more than her, she'll always be in your mind. Hell, I still get the feels from great relationships where I haven't seen the girl for 3-4 years at a time.

What you have to realize is right now you're going for a person who wants something that isn't you. user, Inc. has lost the best employee it ever had. In fact, you never had to leave your place of comfort to do the actual job interview. But somewhere along the line, your company needed to go one way, and she another. But the last thing user, Inc. needs right now is to abandon its entire business strategy just to get that model employee back. How fucking pathetic do you look if you funnel all your company resources into getting some uninterested person to resubmit her resume when she's going into a completely different industry and probably got offers from more established firms in that industry already.

People are coming out of college all the time. Someone probably majored in the things you need to get into your industry. All you have to do is find them and get them to give you one of the resumes they've been handing out lately. And sure, Chad, Inc. probably has better benefits, and more faces will drop when someone says she accepted an offer to go into business there. But nobody else runs user, Inc. like you do. Maybe it's the culture. Maybe it's that extra sweet coffee that you get from some mysterious source that tastes ever so sweeter than anything Starbucks or Dunkin can make. Maybe they just didn't hear back from anybody else. But for whatever reason, someone showed up and is willing to work for you. And you better build your fucking business back up.

Rest senpai mdma is basically meth. Your muscles are probably in a very weakened state d/t induced hypertension increased heart rate and dehydration.

Thanks
No thanks, i hate every psychidellic drug

Strength is objective though. A fat guy that lifts more than a twink who lifts impressive weight for his size is still stronger.

Can't bring myself to delete every single pic i've taken from my Ex-Gf anons