If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
previously on bleeding yourself for waifu general:
Hudson Butler
>raw sex with gf >nut in her >cuddle for a bit >she goes to get up >mounts my leg >wipes her gooey vagoo all over my thigh >says 'get slugged, nerd'
I love this woman
Juan Lewis
It was good until the last part. Not even coy or shameful about it.
Easton Wood
Gross
Eli Carter
My plug accidentally reshipped me my whole last order so I have an exact same second cycle for free lined up. Test e 500 with Asin and hcg and then nolva for pct. I want to add a second compound but can't decide. Deca, EQ, anadrol or just say fuck my life and get some tren.
Matthew Robinson
I'm for EQ but keep Hb count in check and bloodlet/donate
Aiden Cox
Make sure to use the blood to summon a waifu
Noah Price
>just say fuck my life and get some tren.
Eli Myers
why new thread?
Blake Reed
Thanks for absolutely destroying that last thread you autistic fuck. We're here to talk about roids and all you can do is whine about how much you hate yourself and how you're taking bb-levels of roids in a cocktail to make up for it. Tren sides are overrated. It's.a great compound. Better than Deca.
Josiah Hill
Any of you niggers take cialis for preworkout/vascularity reasons? Source gave me a free bottle because I ordered on thanksgiving or some shit
Ayden Williams
Very tempting
Ryder Bennett
I didn't do anything. I was just chatting to Nano.
Luis Anderson
yeah....lets just say a certain colorful chinese animal did the exact same thing with me. i probably wont need test until 2019
Adrian Price
if you're not a brainlet you should know what to do
Kevin Smith
No better feeling
Matthew Kelly
where can I buy stereoidz? is whey and creatine good? where best to inject??
Nathan Hill
ask your mom
Nicholas Anderson
how to deal with waxy hair? buzz?
Mason Walker
How much gear is everyone running?
James Collins
>tfw mast made me grow tall single hairs on my back and shoulder back t-thanks I guess, appreciate it
Jeremiah Anderson
thx ill ask your dad after he finishes eating skin from my heel haha rekt he says mmm yummy
Josiah Robinson
500 test e, 125 mast and tren e5d
Oliver Ortiz
what the h*ck
Leo Davis
Just take it before you fuck a girl. Y-You do fuck girls right?
Going to be running 750/600/900/30 test/deca/EQ/ dbol. ONCE IT FUCKING FINALLY ARRIVES FOR FUCK SAKE
Ryan Walker
?
Bentley Davis
Chuckled, keep her, a woman that can pull off this kind of jokes is great.
Whats the goal you lucky bastard.
Lucas Wilson
mfw not breaking the 1g test barrier
any reason why?
Oliver Thomas
Just seems unnecessary and expensive. I handled 500 test pretty well, just taking a moderate increase.
Elijah Collins
Ah good, i'm not alone in running over a gram a week.
Currently taking 1000/400 test e/tren e plus some anadrol and cjc 1295.
Lucas Anderson
1000 is such a nice round number though.
Christian Brooks
I'm not that autistic.
Ryder Foster
i am running more than I would like to be honestly considering this is my first cycle. But I am only 2 months in and comparatively speaking I have made very good progress, so whatever.
500 test just started 400 tren e
Adam Wood
I want to put on a stupid amount of size, in my opinion it would make all this extra damage and risk to my body worth it.
Daniel Rogers
I heard it's a meme and that it doesn't actually give any enhanced benefits
Not sure I agree, I have used it for pre workout and could swear I was more vascular. But regardless, no performance gains that I could see.
I'm smooth as a baby's except on my shoulders and lower back where I have long as fuck black hairs spaced like an inch apart lmao wtf
Sebastian Howard
>Tren on first cycle
Why are people so fucking impatient?
I just don't understand you young people anymore *old man voice*
Brandon Roberts
chill hes been on test long enough to see what it'll do for him
Matthew Sanders
THERE ARE THREE FRAUD THREADS ON FIT RIGHT NOW, YALL NIGGAS NEED TO SHAPE THE FUCK UP.
I too take responsibility for mucking up the last thread with mopey posts, i'll do better from now on.
I know next to nothing about Deca, but I do keep seeing people semi-argue over Tren vs Deca.
150 test e for now. Ya boy is cruisin for the first time. Feels aight.
>Y-You do fuck girls right? Y-yeah ha totally ;-;
Jordan Mitchell
Look everyone wants to do tren. It likes saying "why hit on the hottest girl at the bar"?
Sure its safer to hit on the girl who is a bit chubby, or has a few teeth missing, and you're more likely to get laid....but....eh I forget what my point was.
Charles Turner
Fucking girls is for faggots
Juan Wood
150mg of test? I would bump that up to 300-400mg. You're practically natty.
Elijah James
Get with the times old man. You got to suck a cock these days to be considered not gay. So get to it. Keep up.
My thread is objectively the most superior because it was made by me. Therefore everyone posts on it.
And mope all you want, these threads are bland without blogposts. It just ends up being the same 10 questions repeated over and over again just in different formats and either someone calling them retarded or just repeating the same answer.
I don't know why people argue Deca and Tren. They are wet and dry compounds. Completely different goal sets.
Hence why I get called the biggest faggot on earth by my boyfriends.
Michael Evans
>150mg of test? I would bump that up to 300-400mg. You're practically natty. That's my cruise level lamo. I blasted at 500 for 15 weeks, now I'm crusing at 150, which is around TRT levels. Thanks for looking out though, I do appreciate it.
>double doubles >My thread is objectively the most superior because it was made by me. Therefore everyone posts on it. Who am I to argue with fate? And you do have a good point, without the filler blog posts I've noticed these threads are "Source plz?" "Can I do oral only cycle? I'm scared of needles... >_
Brody Thompson
crusader have you seen any papers on what tren does to a progesterone receptor? there isnt a single paper saying it doesnt do anything afaik but idk what it does to the receptor
Evan Lopez
Give Deca a shot, it wasn't worth it for me but alot of people swear by it.
Wyatt Flores
First time cycler here. Just test, 500.
How much nipple sensitivity/swelling is normal before you have to worry?
John Morales
8 weeks is long enough? Lol
I'm not saying he's a retard... Well maybe a little, but I just don't understand why people think it's a sprint to the end. Lifting is a marathon and yes, some people are faster than others, but this is a long-term thing. People that just YOLO blast from the get-go are going to end up worse off in the end, IMO.
We'll see post from him in 6 months asking what to do about his giant titties and why he's gained 20 lb of body fat after coming off cycle
Lucas Richardson
I was pulling my hair out for three days just because I wanted to call everyone fucking dumb.
I haven't unfortunately. It's very difficult to find any good information because obviously it's never been approved for human trials.
None is normal. I got some swelling on tren/test but no hard lumps. If your nips are sensitive, you need to up your AI.
Grayson Thompson
My understanding is if you run a blood panel it will show up as progesterone in your body.
John Wood
I got no sensitivity /swelling on 500, but every body is different. Are you experiencing some?
>I was pulling my hair out for three days just because I wanted to call everyone fucking dumb. Yeah that's what my mom says about me and my family too. Fortunately I stay in my room and she doesn't really barge in for fear of accidentally walking in on me wearing my ex girlfriends clothes and jerking off into a cup.
Not that that's ever happened, mind you, but she tends to think the worst of me. What were we talking about again?
Aiden Jones
need some milk mommy, can I have?
Nathan James
It show up as estro
Adrian Watson
Why not? Any
Easton Harris
Once I get my daki, I hope it'll just creep my mum out enough for her to avoid coming into my room and finding my stash of bullshit.
She's already found my degenerate bondage shit.
Does it show up as estro or prolactin?
Isaac Scott
Are you sure? I'm (slightly) retarded early morning but im sure it shows up as something other than e2
Owen Wood
Thanks newfags this is the first time I've had to say fraud is now worth sticking around.
I stuck around for estps bs, bimbos mental crisis, Alex's autism, and crusaders cancer. No longer. Call me when worthwhile trips come back
Hudson Garcia
Tren show up as estro in bloodwork and atleast in my case it elevated my prolactin Yes bb
Michael Flores
DUMB
YOU'RE DUMB!
Jayden Allen
To be fair, given what I'm reading this would be more "nipple swelling", one nipple is ever so slightly pointiner than the other. Also on Mk677.
Logan Perez
Are you fucked? Jerry has forever been the only trip/namefag worth while. Bimbo is a small dicked beta fuck that does degenerate gay porn all the while blog posting about some mentally ill bitch he can't get over. Just filter the others
Leo Clark
>"fraud is now worth sticking around" >leaves
user I'm confused, but either way I hope you can find a thread that's more to your liking. We'll be here /fraud/ing if you ever decide you wanna come back.
Eli Clark
So it's probably actually Just bloat. Have you noticed any other water retention?
Adam Hernandez
>mk677 I know fuck all about mk677, and I've no experince with gyno, but if it's not experiencing any sensitivity then it might not be gyno. Do you feel like a lump or anything there or no?
Samuel Reed
>mfw gf browses Veeky Forums occasionally >calls me a lanklet whenever she has to readjust my drivers seat >I call her a manlet with gyno to tease her My memes ain't dreams
Julian Lewis
he obviously meant "not" you dumb dumb
he's right though, this new wave of trip is some terrible shit (and I'm not including you pc). who the fuck is this call retard making new threads 100 posts early and not even including fraud in it so it's not searchable in the catalog? why do we have namefags on their first cycle asking retarded questions?
still better than the alex era though
Isaiah Lopez
Kill yourself.
John Cook
...
Gabriel Harris
jerry you better hop on dnp
the yellow death 625mg + clen is getting my jaw CUT i can see all these veins popping out of my forehead even with water bloat
Ethan White
new trips can all fuck off. this isn't your hugbox where you neck eachother's cocks and reassure each other that you're not really that dyel. Yes, PC sucks too. Yes, Crusader is dyel. Yes, Nano runs tren and looks like he's never seen a weight. And who the fuck is Call? Are you absolute poverty tiered physiques breeding or something?
Jordan Powell
It's a growth hormone galactagogue which is constantly labelled as a SARM but isn't really in the same field but sorta is...ask a scientist. No other water retention, no.
Well like I said it's my first time doing this but I can't say I feel bloated anywhere, face isn't puffy, joints aren't swelling, midsection is the same as it's always been. It's just my right nipple. Sometimes the tit is harder, but the other side get's just as hard when I fiddle with it.
Robert Anderson
Take the autism elsewhere, dyel? Fraud is only good for shit posting
Brayden Edwards
When I took MK it made me bloat ahrd because I was taking in too much sodium and carbs. Also I read somewhere (unconfirmed) it fucks with your insulin sensitivity. I stopped taking it
Robert Williams
I miss Yolo Chem FL and MasT vs JM banter
Adrian Thompson
Hmmm, well I eat anything not nailed down here. I have a lot of sodiuim as well. Might just cut this shit out for a few weeks and see where I get.
Where were you getting your bloat? Any around the nipples?
Josiah Thompson
blood letting to drop RBCs??
Grayson Sanchez
>why do we have namefags on their first cycle asking retarded questions? I mean, that's how I was literally 17-ish weeks ago. I continue to help now bc I appreciated that someone took the time to help my retarded ass back then. Still it's probably best to encourage people to read the wiki, I agree.
>Yes, PC sucks too. I don't really post in these threads for approval, but I'm happy you thought of me while going on your hate rant. > this isn't your hugbox where you neck eachother's cocks and reassure each other that you're not really that dyel. Have you ever been on Veeky Forums before in your life? This isn't just a /fraud/ thing, but whatever. Hope you find satisfaction in another thread in another time, my guy.
Jaxon Morris
Face mostly. It was also the beginning of my cycle and I was still dialing in my AI. I noticed sensitve nips though which could have been from the excess bloat putting them close to My shirt? My advice: stick to tried and true chemicals and leave these meme sarms and fucked secretagogues for people with actual disease until they know the full effects.
Dylan Torres
Cheeky (not Cheekie), Albfag and Biobro were nice fellas too
;_;
Christopher Price
I'm relatively new so I don't know who these people are. I just know I haven't seen masT in a while so hopefully he's off doing better things now.
Jordan Rivera
no seriously, who the fuck are you? you don't even understand how fucking thread post limits work and you have a trip, what?
he got banned for source talk, he'll be back
Jaxson Phillips
Chem was legit but also crazy. He went to jail for being fucked on meth and lsd or something and attacking a police officer lol. JM got exposed doing some gay shit (nude photos of him spreading his asshole and other degenerate shit. Then people basically bullied him till he left
Jordan Fisher
Haven't been here in ages because I've been L I V I N G so forgot how many posts it's was, sorry I'm not a master of an anonymous shitboard anymore?!
Jace Miller
>he'll be back You know for somebody who gets off on talking about how much better he is than us, coming back to Veeky Forums really negates his points.
"You're all shit! And I'm not shit! I'm the best! But I'm gonna hang out in the toilet bowl with the rest of you just to remind you of how shit you all are!"
What a strange man.
Oh wait, I think I do vaguely remember Chem. Don't know if I was trippin at that point but I had lurked some threads before.
Lincoln Cooper
Probably IP range banned again
JM used to show us pictures of all the disgusting ugly gross black girls he slept with while trying to convince us how beautiful they were. They objectively were not. Very funny. He and MasT did not get along.
Chem would tell us tales of his debauchery that rivals Bimbo's. In fact, much worse than bimbo. Also pretty roid smart.
Albfag and Biobro were just smart dudes.
YOLO was a youngcunt that kept fucking underaged girls. Wouldn't be surprised if he got vanned
Fatlifts was an autistic sad fat guy that just wanted a gf but would scare people away instead. Funny and sad at the same time
Aside from sex stories, exgf pics and being mildly intelligent in regards to biology, I'm not very interesting.
Cameron Howard
About 4 weeks into a cycle of: Test-E @300mg E3D Deca @200mg E3D Arimidex @0.5mg EOD Dbol @50mg ED
Started noticing my erections getting weaker and difficulty getting it up when I'm with a girl Is my adex dosage way too high?
Jayden Bell
too low
Xavier Richardson
Expected more, might have bee unrealistic but I felt that Tren brought more to the table for my needs.
Jacob Smith
I miss brohatma ghandi, actually looked fantastic on moderate doses unlike all these new guys
Justin Price
deca dick
Isaiah Brown
>Fatlifts was an autistic sad fat guy that just wanted a gf but would scare people away instead. Funny and sad at the same time Maybe I was Fatlifts in a past life.
>exgf pics Oh man I've got exgf nudies but I figure this is a sfw board so. Also don't wanna run the risk of people finding out who I am so.
Camden Thompson
Wouldn't the test alleviate that
Ethan Roberts
>exgf nudies I wouldn't share those.
Thomas Brown
Whatever happened to swollen glands
He ded?
Asher Adams
Well yeah, another reason not to do it is because it ain't right to do.
Ethan Robinson
You are fucking shit though. if you think you're playing the same game, let alone in the same league as masT you're more delusional than anyone could've imagined
seriously though who the fuck are you
Ayden Rogers
I share some where you cant see tattoos or facial features at least. I don't get how guys can share completely uncensored photos like that, that's really messed up.
I have a really pervy collection of dozens and dozens of girls and I don't know why I like it so much. It's kind of creepy, but they send them or let me take them willingly so I feel less awkward about it I guess
Robert Campbell
Oh shit forgot about him fucking lol someone please know what happened to him
David Ortiz
Okay but you completely missed my point, probably on purpose. I know this is complicated for you to grasp so I'm gonna try to spell it out for you.
I'm not saying masT and I are on the same level. What I am saying, however, is that he has the time to come back to Veeky Forums and talk about how great he is. Like the kind of guy who would brag about beating a retarded kid at a game of chess.
I don't even dislike masT at all, despite how much of a dick he (rightfully) is to everyone in these threads. He more just confuses me more than anything.
Luke Williams
I think masT ussually brings some very valid points. About the dick part, he ussually just tends to call people out especially physique related.
I like the guy, maybe I just look up too much to his phisique and his train of thought when it comes to dedication so I might be biased.
Christian Peterson
Nah I mean I agree. Like I said I don't really dislike him, he can just come off very abrasive. Which is kind of a breathe of fresh air in these threads since we do tend to get a bit circlejerkish here.