Post your ideal Veeky Forums gf

Post your ideal Veeky Forums gf
>inb4 I love you for you who you are

I want
>a gf who lifts heavy
>a gf that dresses modestly to the gym
>a physically strong but feminine girl
>can cook us Veeky Forums approved gainful meals

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Here are my standards

> is alive
> BIOLOGICALLY female

>can cook us Veeky Forums approved gainful meals

How many guys is she gonna cook for?

Half of you little shits won't believe me but I thought I'd share my current gf traits:

South Korean
5'6
Thin with thicc ass
Works out on the regular
Lifts some free weights but not super toned arms
Makes me the best rice of my life
Broccoli/carrots/kale/aubergine with nearly every meal
Makes the best chicken / turkey and salmon
Rides my dick like an Iranian mountain goat
Appreciates my gains and pushes me to work harder
Rewards me with bj when on her periods
Likes my Doggo
Likes reading Asian thread on Veeky Forums with me

Does it get any better?

satan trips

>keeps healthy like me
>wants children
>6/10 or above
>won't cheat on me
>Nice

White ( I’m brown so it’ make /pol/ shit itself)
Either a rich Christian girl who likes acoustic music or a scene girl into punk
Skinny
Not needy but will text constantly
Will be real chill about life, doesn’t care about politics and stuff

>cardio bunny
>can cook an clean
>has hobbies and isn't a lazy piece of shit
>unironically pic related

I just want her back

You don't want the rest of her body?

I want
>a gf who lifts heavy
>a gf that dresses modestly to the gym
>a physically strong but feminine girl
>can cook us Veeky Forums approved gainful meals
>semi-large quads
>NO ABS FFS
>at least average juggs

Yeah, a white gf.

>Similar hobbies (fitness, Vidya, skiing, etc.)
>Intelligent enough to hold a conversation about meaningful shit
>Honest
>Nonchalant and carefree. I don't want to date someone who acts like they're my mom
>Not fat
Why is she so hard to find

Not the trips I wanted...

>Biologically female
>Not fat
>Not too crazy

>not a liberal
>traditional values
>not fat
>brunette
>quiet
>not obsessed with social media

bonus points if she is ticklish and has really long hair

My dream girl?
>White
>5'4-5'6
>Traditional
>Nice face
>Likes dresses
>Not obsessive about social media
>Does cardio and yoga
>Wants children
.........
>Does her best

>shares similar music tastes and likes discussing it
>likes spending time /out/
>pushes me to be the best person I can be
>would come to the gym with me
>likes to read
>blonde or brunette, decent face
>not fat

kek

I want
>1 Sabina

>loyal
>loves me
>not fat
>loyal
>romantic
>wears little to no make up
>loyal

...

>tfw i'm in the screencap

>racemixing
Good goy

Good goy! Ruin your own and the girls culture and ancestry! Keep on fighting against the supremacist whites! Be a puppet for us.

> Race mixing is bad
If everyone is mixed then you can’t claim superiority over others

Im a chink
So either a white thot or a qt asian girl who loves me for who i am

>smarter than me
>loyal
>short hair
>not too evil / heartless
>cares about exercise and diet enough to not get fat and stay generally healthy

youtu.be/Q1-JWNeIEMY
Race mixing is the way of the white devil

>1cm taller than her
Do you think she would love a chink?
Do you think I can get a qt Kazakhstani girl?

I just want someone to be with she doesn’t have to be perfect I’m tired of this feeling of loneliness

It's not a claim, just an uncomfortable truth that is a problem for establishing a hegemonic global state and so it is in power's interest to obfuscate.

I know you're joking, I refuse to believe anyone who lifts doesn't see that nationalism isn't about supremacy. If everyone are mixed then they don't have a culture or any national nor ancestral identity and will become nothing more but blind and materialistic, individualistic consumers since there's nothing to fight for and they are nothing. It's so absurd that anyone believes that mixing is the best when the praise diversity, it doesn't make sense. Liberty will be lost.

Pretty much this

>shy
>trad
>doesn't get involved with politcs
>lifts and keeps in shape
>whiter than snow
>jewish

>tfw had a literal Veeky Forums gf
>tfw my standards have risen through the roof
>tfw "normal" girls make me sick to my stomach

i fucked myself here didn't i

>qt AI gf who doesn't care about sex and subsequently won't cheat on me

I really don’t feel like talking about this so I’ll just retract my white statement
Also it would be cool if she did mma

nordic looking white chicks are hairy as hell
must be all of that natty test

Kek

...

Only in anime

>South Korean
>Likes my Doggo

That’s where you’re wrong
I know a girl who’s a tomboy ( like a 7/10) and she doesn’t excicises but that could be fixed
Anyway I kinda don’t know how to get her cause she’s bi and hangs out with lots of dudes and I’m autistic in flirting
The only thing I don’t like about her is she takes forever to text
> help me

They'll give you strong sons. At least it's light, so it's harder to see than on an Italian or Greek girl who has dark, hairy ass gorilla arms and a mustache by the time she's 20

>oly
>vegan
>kind
>humorous
>charming
tfw had that....... lads.......... i won't ever find someone BETTER than that because there isn't

She is literally my ideal. Everything about her is perfect and what I want in a woman.

I want
> Someone who doesn't say I don't love you anymore.

What happened bro?

after a bit of back and forth over 2 years we got together and after half a year well she broke up. not mad at her or anything, just disappointed that she led me on in the last month.
>those oly quads
>that muscular big butt
>tfw she gave me lifting tips
man.....

if she has a dick she is perfect

>not ugly
>has vagina
>similar age to me

I'm not asking for too much am I?!

>not ugly

underrated post

I went to Iceland for a couple weeks in July and holy shit man, They've got some noice girls there.

I think you want to fuck a gymbro

I'm unironically jelly, user. Just don't have kids with her and adopt real white children.

>she won't cheat on me
>she won't cost me a lot of money
>I don't have to listen to her shitty jokes
>I will only need her when I want to nut
>she will always be by my side

I just want someone who is attracted to me and will at least communicate to me if there are any problems. My standards couldn't get any lower.

holy fucking kek

>white or nip qt
>5'5-5'7, slim hourglass figure with medium butt and boobs
>athletic legs
>doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs
>has no tattoos and piercings
>is into outdoors and nature
>works out and does yoga
>lady in the streets, slut in the sheets
>virgin before me
>has no guy friends
>doesn't party
>cooks well and healthy
>loyal
>conservative, bonus if nazi
>is aware of the JQ
>wants to be a mother more than a career woman

>we enjoy each others company
>we make each other genuinely laugh
>not a toxic person
>can carry a conversation
>independent
>not perfect but she is always trying to improve herself
>genuinely wants to be with me

I want a gf who is
>attractive but doesn't need to be Veeky Forums, just not overweight (I mean that in a pretty strict sense too, chubby is unacceptable)
>is intelligent
>white (blonde preferred for blonde children someday)
>I'm not particularly religious but I want her to be Christian so my kids will someday go to church
>conservative in both beliefs and dress
>likes football
>likes or at least tolerates guns
>can cook me bulking meals
>shares at least one other interest of mine, but not all of them (it's impoBryant to have some things for yourself)
I just met a girl who for sure checks the first 4 boxes. I'll see her again on Wednesday and try to get her number. I'm almost certain she likes me. I want to meet someone I can settle down with. I'm at that age.

*important
Fucking phone, Jesus.

What's with chinks wanting white thots? Those girls are absolute gutter trash who are going for you because chad is bored of them and you probably have good job prospects. Srs just don't do it for your own good bro.

>doesn't get involved in politics
>jewish
lad

>lifts and keeps in shape
>shy
lad

>trad
>doesn't get involved in politics
lad

>whiter than snow
>jewish
>trad
lad!

>asian
>5'2
>cute giggles
>expressionless forehead
>tight vagina
>does BJJ but only in an all girls class
>instinctively bends over if she did something wrong like forgot to wash my shaker bottle and it got stinky
>able to apply logic when things upset her

Pic related

...

>can cook
>not black or pajeet or haji
>tall/taller than me
>homely
>not fat

I literally want to be the sexy one so she feels lucky to be with me

Oh, forgot to mention, has to be a Christian

You sound like a redditor

this
found a girl like that, hope that it'll work out

hahahaha

Where is the picture from? Can't trace it other to some cancerous facebook meme site, it's cute and funny though.

>NO AND FFS
Low test

>cute (personality as well)
>lifts

>current year
>white girls
Kek make sure you treat her bull well faggot

Made me shoot snot out my nose

>Any year
>Race-mixing
Men who hate their people disgust me. Go and make your little Elliot Rodger if you want to so badly.

Hngngngnngngngngngngngggggggg

>does it get any better?

not being made up

>mfw I KNOW that will never happen
>mfw I don't know if I care

>tfw im black and my girlfriend mostly looks like this but with hazel instead of blue eyes
i love reading threads about how angry you guys get about "race mixing". A lot of you guys are alright but some of you are downright insufferable

does not exist
not without some negative aspect that ruins everything

but i hate me

You're the insufferable one so here you go. Two men you should look up to and listen to.

- cross/fit/ - respectable at pl, wl, cardio and gymnastics
- dedicated to diet
- unstoppable drive to dominate the world
- sense of humor
- lets me in to her closest spots, where there is only room for one
- big tits

She gotta be thicc

At this point any gf will do man.

the bragging rights of fucking hot white chicks (looks wise)

All these people
>normal girl
>nice
>6/10+

You will date her for 2 years and then be bored out of your fucking mind wondering how much better you could've done. Just trust me

>tall for a woman
>good sized tiddies
>almost white (italian, greek, spanish)
>traditional
>cooks
>wants to raise a family
>submissive
>understands why men and women need each other and their natural roles in a relationship
>understands the faults in women and men and understands male-female attraction
>mannish common sense
>virtuous
>not a coalburner or roastie
>enjoy being with her and she enjoys being with me

P I C S
I
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The one i can truly be the real me around.

Your ideal girlfriend is a red square?

Perfect gf:

>Veeky Forums (not ripped but in good shape)
>/out/ (camping is the best)
>Veeky Forums (obvious reasons)
>/pol/ (not out and out Nazi but redpilled)

And /christian/ from infinitychan

>"Biologically"
that this even needs to be said at all shows how crazy everything is

>Won't cheat
>faithful
>Loves me unconditionally

Only in a Disney flick

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