Am I fat? And if so how can I loose weight

I bet your name is Jessica or Jennifer and that you're a fucking whore and that all of your friends are fat cunts too

Anyway, eat less and you'll lose all that flab from having your first child in your twenties

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I hope this really is the chick chimpin out and not some cheeto neckbeard larper

STICKYYYYYY DUMB WHORE

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post tits now or gtfo

Typical skinny fat female.

You need to diet. Given the picture, you look to be between 5'3 and 5'5. Your weight must be around 145.

Start with 1800 calories per day with a standard 3 times a week weight lifting routine coupled with as much cardio you can handle.

Drink tons of water. Stay at 1800 for at least 2 weeks and if the scale doesn't move then lower to 1700.

Thats all.

Loool I’m dying right now this is funny people/guys on this post are fucked and clearly have an issue or something because I bet you that you’re ugly asf and live in a basement that you could barley afford, for those people go get a life losers

Sounds about right mate, she looks like that aboriginal singer "Jessica Mauboy".

You're ugly, out of shape, and stupid. This is the best thread ever.