/NoFap/ superpowers kicking in

yah

It's a placebo you dumb fuck

prove its a placebo

>pro-tip: you can't

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Can't do more than 2 weeks without getting wet dreams.

>I deathgripped myself

IT’S BEEN A PLEASURE, STEFAN

>Personally I think we weren't intended to jerk ourselves off, we were intended to go out there and mate
Groundbreaking thought right there. You just blew my mind.

Just Google semen retention you kuk

Well I guess it's time to find a tree then

Hey man just keep at it i was in the same boat, deathgripped myself. but nofap helped me and now I can blow big loads in my gf. It feels godly

>does NoFap
>is not a virgin
Serious question: why would you normies even masturbate? Im a 25 yrold khv with a with depression and OCD and am forced to masturbate daily. Why would you guys do this to yourselves?

Can't fall for this meme.

Day 8+ for a majority of the day I'm constantly on edge and my nerves are wire tight.

Can't relax to save my life and constantly feel like fighting, fucking or somehow exhausting my energy regardless of how it's done.

Not a pleasant state to be in and I doubt any woman will find it attractive.

Gonna stick to noporn and fap once a week.

Honestly this

Fuck yea man! Good stuff. Looking forward to this weekend to see how big my load is on her face

Because we get horny too

It's not a meme friend. The first week or so is the hardest part, around Day 8 I was dying. Just gotta keep pushing! NoPorn is okay too, but give NoFap another chance imo

you're gonna make it too man, believe

>strong urges
>day fucking 2

HELP ME ANONS

Turn off computer, go on walk, stay off chan

Go to the gym, be outside, don't give yourself a stupid excuse to fap or look at porn. The urges are worst the first week, they get a lot more manageable after. Also,

you'd be surprised

Moot point
>the thing about placebos is that they still work

I thought nofap and noporn was a meme too. I had my gf sucking me for over 40 mins and it felt amazing but I couldn't cum, despite two weeks of nofap no porn. Being so stressed out from not cumming I gave up on no fap and no porn. Long story short , none of her holes for any amount of time has made me cum yet a month later. Good thing I'm pretty.

So I should probably try longer than two weeks. Maybe more is necessary for almost two decades of deathgrip. I hope I make it, mates.

Help me out bros. I've had so many side bitches that I've ghosted and they keep calling me to go out. My brain says no, but my dick says yes, and the only way to stop me from doing something brash is whipping it so the horny-ness subsides. What do? I just want to be alone, without feeling anything for women for a while, earn money, lift, books, and vidya.

I relapsed after 10 days or so, for now I'll just wait until next month and start fresh from 1st.

>mfw 2 days nofap

I haven't made it a week of no fap since I was 13 I think. I seriously can't think of the last time I've gone for 5 days.

Doing a week starting now boyos. I'll be reporting back daily.

I did; I didn't see any studies.

>nofap for 10 or more days, feel like I need to cum dont care about fap. must cum
>fap and feel like shit for 2 days.
>the cycle restarts.

Yea man, def try going longer. If you've deathgripped for that long, you need some hardcore NoFap to reboot you. You got this!

Nothing wrong with a one night stand. Wrap it up and you're good to go

You got this man, good luck!

That relapse moment is a terrible one. Remember that feeling next time around and keep the eye on the prize

been no fap for about 3=4 weeks but no cum for only like 4 days. Feels good mang

i went 19 years nofap and literally nothing fucking happened

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I started noporn, and I'm still going strong. I hadn't fapped at all until day 7 yesterday but it was only to my thoughts and of a person i had actually had sex with, aka an attractive and normal person, not an ideal porn star.

I think noporn works for me and i hope that my next sexual experience will not end in erectile dysfunction.

I had to fap again because i was getting irratible, and i couldn't sleep very well even when i had gotten only about 4 hours of sleep the previpus night

I've had similar situations where I'd be getting irritable and had the strong urge to fap to feel better, but luckily I've been able to fight off the urge and just take a deep breath. That's great that NoPorn is working for you!

Both are excellent reads, bros

>day 2
>still feel fine
>only doing it to see whether or not it would be a struggle
>can literally find a girl no problem if I need to get off
I'm curious how long I'll last.

>He retains semen
>Calls others a cuck

I found that peeing is a good thing to do when you get too horny. Also.

>gym slut keeps getting close to me
>she's hot but I can't justify it to myself
>has nice titties too
>meanwhile gym at worker with fat ass doesnt mire me when I see her behind me in the mirror

Say it so boys

>*remove at
>*say it aint so

>tfw when I can't even greentext properly

wow of course i see this thread two minutes after i busted :( i was on day 5 too :(

You fedora faggots again.

>if I don’t touch my pee pee my muscles will get big
>mommy said it I touch my pee pee I will lose my gains
>if I touch my pee pee I will get /fat/.

>urges aren't as strong
does that mean your libido is going down?
your T levels are decreasing?

Slowly getting those super powers, you and me are both on our way!
>tfw greentexts will also improve

Yo man! Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us, we've all felt that regret too. Don't beat yourself up, you know you can last five days, next time aim for six, on the six day aim for seven, etc. Remember that fapping isn't gonna make you feel any better! It's just a habit you've fallen into.

Not sure if trolling, but I'll answer that in case anyone reading has the question. No, T levels/libido are increasing. It's about learning to desensitize from porn/online images and having the drive in person. You'll have a stronger urge to approach women once you've removed the easy alternative

Every time I do nofap my thoughts keep getting dominated by sex only and other activities can't quell it.

Any tips fellas? I sometimes approach women in public and get their numbers, ask them out too. I might just be some sort of unawakened sex fiend.

T levels don’t increase by nofap. Holy fucking clueless. You guys do know nofap is a meme right? A joke? It wasn’t meant to be taken serious.

Jerking your tiny dick doesn’t affect your t-level. Take a class or two.

Yes. Beat off.

found the weakminded cuck lol

Good job on the nofap. It is necessary. Don't forget to solve what is/was actually causing you to fap. Ie lonliness/coping mechs.

>inb4 Veeky Forums is not a place for a supportive community so that people can improve.

this. guys please masterbate more! don't listen to religion!

Post face

How long have you done it for? The first week or so is the hardest. I used to have the same sex-dominated mind, but found that bettering myself and keeping myself active did me a lot of good. Honestly dude, it's a good time to keep practicing and getting at women. You might put yourself in a nice FWB or one night stand moment

Longest I've made it is 3 days. Do you swear to me on your mothers life that it isn't a meme? I've never had crazy sex drive, but by day three I do need to or I struggle to concentrate on things that aren't females. I did like the feeling of randomly getting erections though, very primal.

Found the gullible retard. Show me a peer reviewed medical paper that shows t increases with nofap.

Protip: you can’t, Tinfoil Hat.

Hey I found something better than nofap. If you eat your own cum you increase you T by 300% I read it on Veeky Forums so it must be true!

I fapped because I was bored, and figured out that at some point I learned to associate being bored with being horny/fapping. Also learned that fapping is never gonna bring me happiness, and that happiness comes from within. Good response user.

Alright, I'm going to start with this shit. Wish me luck wankers

I don't track. At one point I went above 2 weeks regularly and lost the urge to fap, only broke cycle again out of the curiosity to fap.

Still haven't had sex but had a woman deepthroat me after our first date a while ago. I'd say my sexual fortitude is good because she couldn't get me off though I stayed hard, so I grabbed her head and fucked her mouth until I came.

Definitely getting more queues from women or noticing them more. Dated some other dude's woman and had her agree to go clubbing with me this weekend. Got a white girl and a japanese girl's numbers to chase up (know where they work) and also talking to a Chinese girl who's been playing hard to get.

Honestly though I just want a down to earth girl I could settle down with.

Show me a peer reviewed medical paper that shows t doesn't increase with nofap.

Protip: you can't, Tinfoil Hat.

In terms of how long so far it's been almost 7 days.

>being this autistic and stupid.

Your mindset is perfect for building a harem of women keen to impress you. Just go out with your side chicks and have fun, your emotionless hard to crack exterior will attract them so long as you're not autistic.

If you feel something for the girl then good on you, just remember not to make her the centre of your life friend. Your goals and priorities come first! That'll make them love you more, women secretly don't want to be your number one priority.

From my experience, it is not a meme. Everyone's experience is different, but mine has been nothing but positive. Try going two-three weeks and see how you feel. The first week is the hardest. If you like that primal feeling, you'll like all of the other benefits that come along with it.

Fuck yes bro! You got this. Remember, the urges pass, you gotta stay strong and remember why you're doing this. Good luck!

Well, the way I see it, you got some of the benefits of NoFap. I still think if you keep at it, you'll see your cumming problem go away with time. Perhaps you get a little anxious, since it seems in your head you think you can't cum? Who knows man, maybe one of those girls you approach will be that down to earth girl. Gotta keep going!

>being this triggered

Megadosing on 10g+ of Vitamin C daily = literally the best urge-killer for any addiction.

Helped me kick both my porn & chewing tobacco addiction with very little to no effort.

Have any of you heard of a baseball player named Anthony Recker? If so what is his reputation? What do think of him?

Yeah man, I appreciate your positivity. I don't think not cumming from a deepthroat was a problem cos her blowjob skills were shit lmao. I was actually quite happy I didn't cum fast, which showed that I'll last long in real sex. It was weird though, you'd expect a 35 year old slut to be an expert cock kisser.

>chewing tobacco

Wtf? You a stage coach driver?

Urbanite detected

Does nofap make me grow taller?

No :/

Wooo doggy. Man and paw sho is gone be proud of me. Get along lil doggy

The times they are a changing.

Pretty funny, but you come out here and say that and I'll shoot you.

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after two weeks my libido gone completely, my voice is soft af and im acting like a docile cow.

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no its not, gtfo

Gimme some possum stew.

can i just do no porn instead?

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I'm on day 6 now, I'm gonna go a month to test my willpower. I recently upped my Prozac intake though, which may lower my libido. Regardless, I'll try my best

You got this!

>8/10 in gym grabbed her ass in front of me, turned to look at me and winked

Are we not gonna talk about this?

I thought OP post was supposed to be the parody of nofapers self encouragement.

OP here, no, I was being serious, it happened.

I think nofap/noporn broke my dick. I was on day 3 or 4 and I just skimmed through a bunch of JAV's so I could see which ones to delete and I can't get an erection

>gets horny
>has gf
What's the purpose of having a gf if you can't fuck whenever u want

>am forced to masturbate daily
No you are not you faggot.

Show me a peer reviewed medical paper that shows and explains why you have a conscience.Oh wait you can't, that means you don't have a conscience then, why don't you like I don't know kys lmao.

w-what do you mean stay off Veeky Forums

Tip for the guys struggling with it
No porn is a must for nofap if you look at even a naked hoe it will lead to fap and try not to let your mind think about that if you find it difficult find something to get busy with, also try drinking a lot of water since peeing makes the erections go away you'll be less distracted gl fags

>not having a girl to plunge your dick into
yall are silly
but ill be honest this seems legitimate
if anyone has ed problems id seriously recommend doing lots of cardio, its fixed me right up

every single time you're here, posting that same disgusting picture. Kill yourself my man

Does jelqing count as faping? A-asking for a friend.