Am i the egyptian chad Veeky Forumsbrahs

Am i the egyptian chad Veeky Forumsbrahs

i thought being chad in egypt meant having the most camels to offer men for their daughters to have a harem of beautiful wives

You look like someone fucking punched in the face when you were a fetus and it never healed.

no sry mate

ye

but his name is amir

>these are the people that are calling you DYEL
why do I even spend time on this website

I dont even know what dyel means brah

Because you like the memes here

Op here broh, when we gon jihad planet fatness?

When you learn how to eat the SIM card properly
Even Danesh did it

You look like a friend that would grab my passed out gf's tits at a party when I'm out to take a piss

You look more Syrian

D E S I G N A T E D

Im half breed.

Explain

when someone calls you DYEL they're implying that it doesn't look like you lift

kosom enta omak OP, you're just another mohammed in the sea of mudskins

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Holy fuck it's Ashur

gutnatch my german brother

top fucking kek

I would so much rather it worked like this in the West.

to /fat/ you go
jesus fucking pathetic

ASHUR

COCK RETREATS UPON VIEWING YOUR UGLY FACE

You look like the type of fucker who pests me to buy counterfeit sunglasses in broken English.

>you buy, you buy, cheap price, buy now!

fuck off

>lighting

You're a muzz so pretty much a vermin.

post body tough guy

you look like you can only bench 135

damn man, thanks! I can only bench 105 for 10 reps! I look stronger than I am!
aesthetics>"strength". No chick cares how much u lift
>omg whats his bulgarian split squat numbers like FUCKKK its 400 pounds? HOTTT

u ok there m8?

Bro whats the point in aesthetics if you cant pick your girl up when you fuck.

yeah, UCL injury
what's the point of looking like a fat bowling ball "muh strength" and being able to pick up a girl if you can't even find a girl to fuck?
>implying I fuck girls over 100lbs

Post boipussy you fucking twink

post fupa fatty

Whats the point in lifting and not dating muscle waifus?

oh shit got me there
i like to be dominated though, that's a kink of mine. If I'm only 130lbs a musclefu can pin me down and sit on my face and call me a good boy
>got a stiffy writing this

Domminating muscle girls is my fetish.