2017

>shit stains on the bench

Can't handle it, Southcuck?

yeah you'd have to clean the equipment a lot more
>tfw the barbell caresses your nuts when shrugging

I bet they dont even know where Sparta is fucking larpers

Holy shit lmao

Sparta's in ROME dummy.

>having sex with OPs mom
>a workout
Nah

I would. Ancient Greek gymnasium were the shit. And the best part, No Women. No homo.

Highly recommend doing squats just in underpants, feelsgood

>ect
>ec tecera