How can I get a 10/10 to mire me like this

How can I get a 10/10 to mire me like this

Get rich and she will do what ever you pay her to do.

Is that dude brittish? He looks brittish

be taller then her

Why lift if the body girls want is between that and Brad Pitt in Fight Club?

Its a British show and its shit but retarded teens like it because they think it somehow reflects their painfully boring and average lives.

The girl in the pic is supposed to be underage.

That's not a mire you hopeless virgin.
She's trying to make herself look fun and attractive for the camera.

be tall

>mfw recovering skinnyfat
>literally in between Brad Pitt in Fight Club and OPs pic
>mfw actually been getting a lot more female attention
>mfw personally not happy till I'm joocy

A part of me is telling me to count myself lucky but I still want to be Yuge

Dat girls 14 blud.

-personality
-height
-nice face
-nice body
-success

choose 3 and she will be yours

>tfw 4'3" hobo with ripped abs, great personality, and sexy face.

Is she mine yet?

i never said you could be extremely deficient in one

great in 3
average in the other 2

>personality
I have that

>height
I exist so i must have some height, check

>nice face
its never been unkind to me so id say its nice

>nice body
As long as i dont go full GOMAD my body is nice to me as well, check


>success
I beat Cuphead with less than 100 deaths, id call that successful

So when do i collect my underage 14 year old brittish girl user?

Clearly your personality is shit, I can tell from:

>I exist so i must have some height
(not funny)
>its never been unkind to me
(not confident)
>As long as i dont go full GOMAD
(again not confident)
>I beat Cuphead
(another example of awkward unfunny joke)
>underage 14 year old brittish girl
(unintelligent, all 14 year olds are underage, misspelled british)

>not funny)
Some random asshole on a Hungarian waffle cooking forum doesnt think im funny?
Whatever will i do, oh woe is me.

I enjoy shitposting but youre taking it to a whole new level here mate


>all 14 year olds are underage
Depends on where you live and what the age of consent is, fucktard.
But atleast you were confident in telling me off. I assume thats what matters

you're so fucking awkward please stop

Notice how she is looking UP at his FACE. No girl will ever look like that if they have to look down. Body helps, but face is most important.

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stop posting bitch, you arent funny

cuuuuuuuuuute

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Shut up

Samefaggoting

when everyone think's you're a loser AND you're delusional

I'm a lurker and you're just embarrassing yourself

People on the internet dont like me? uh oh. how will my Veeky Forums rep ever recover.

im sure it carries over to real life, look at yourself in the mirror weirdo

Where's the 10/10? I don't get this example...?

-100k+ salary
-height
-8/10+ face
-Ottermode body
-CEO

Made this a little more accurate for ya

Im sure you faggots wont like me IRL either, then again im sure most of you fags would dislike eachother too so im not sure why i would care

>start by finding an actual 10/10

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what porn is this?

and for Veeky Forums that's gonna be

negative
negative
negative
negative
negative

kek

>120-220k out of college, 800k-70M after 10 years, including bonuses
>6'3"+
>Matt Bomer's face
>Matt Bomer's body
>Investment bank department head
Ftfy

CRINGE

Conan?

there's no way you are older than 16 holy shit. Please choose a different personality.