/myron/ thread: It finally happened edition

As always,

>chick with her boyfriend starts to mire me
>boyfriend looks at me with an angry face and blocks her view

>tfw teenage girls mire me but nobody else

I only get mires from male coworkers.
Can we trade?

Very much this

In my country, there's a high school in the same uni I study. In the last two months, two girls approached me and told me I was cute, wanted to get to know me and all

Why dont you just fuck them?
Are you an amerilard or what?

I liked this story. Upvoted

>6’4”
>170
You’re still skelly

so what your trying to say is you got a disfigured face, also manlet, and gained 30lbs of muscle naturally?

Better than where I started
>6'4
>120 lbs

Updoot

African chick in my chemistry class said I was looking bigger.

pua is complete bullshit.
if you want get a gf, then go talk to girls and be yourself

holy shit would inseminate

>pua is complete bullshit
not the part about telling you to stop being a pussy and approach many women

>I grab her forehead, push her away, and say "not right now I'm smoking weed with my room mates

kek I don't know if hyper Chad or pure autism

You just got
SHITTED

This is from this weekend, don't care if you think it's fake or not, was really funny and I'm meeting one of the girls again this weekend most likely.

> thicc female friend has been growing interested in me while I've been getting Veeky Forums
> tried to fugg once but I was too shit faced to get it up (got it in tho, but gave up pretty fast)
> agreed we'll try again some other time
> I haven't really tried since she's not that hot (I have pretty high standards)
> she's been trying to booty call the last couple weeks but I've been busy with mates and such
> get invite from one of her friends to preparty (am 100% sure its because thicc girl was going)
> go there pretty late, meet another girl there I was interested in a long time ago (petite girl from here on)
> also some other girls and guys I've never met
> quickly become the center of attention because I brought drinks and they were empty
> the guys were all dyels and fucked on MDMA
> thicc girl immediatly distanced herself from the other guys and started to flirt with her eyes
> we go out to a club and I join the MDMA dudes for some dancing, actually managed to cut lose and have fun
> drink some more and end up talking with a girl I hadn't spoken with before (blondie from now on)
> go to bar and meet thicc girl. When I get a drink, she grabs my hand and leads into a darker room with another DJ
> start dancing and making out and shit, other girls from preparty starts swarming around us
> thicc girl leaves for some water, blondie comes over to dance
> she starts flirting a lot and we start making out as well
> I leave after some minutes to get some air
> petite girl messages me on normiebook asking where I went
> I ignore since she was such a bish when I was interested in her a long time ago
> go back to the girls and chill against the wall in dark room
> thicc girl comes over and tells me her blondie friend thinks I'm interested in her
> asks me to choose

cont..

> say idgaf, wanna come home with me tonight?
> she agrees, we make out a bit more and she goes to tell blondie i choose her
> I didn't hear it, but I read their body language
> thicc girl goes to get some more water
> blondie comes up to me and asks if we can leave right away
> I shrug and say sure, she grabs my hand and heads out
> bouncer is laughing his ass off, he saw the entire thing
> I just wink at him and shrug again
> go back to my place, tear off her clothes, she has really nice perky tits
> she tries to dominate me on the couch but it fails pretty hard
> hold her down and finger her till she cums
> "user please take off your clothes I wanna see"
> remove shirt she gasps and charges down to my belt
> I help her with it and let her succ
> "I've never touched muscles like these"
> compliments just keep flying out of her
> after some sex she strokes my pecs and arms all night while lying on my chest
> slept really good and had another round in the morning

she wants to meet again this weekend, we'll see. She wants to into bf/gf but I feel like I'm too good for that now
I've been lifting for 2 years and am not very chad yet, but we're all gonna make it.
Funny how these things work, when one girl in the gang wants it, they all do.

I fucked the cougar gym receptionist at my old gym
She told me she mired me when I was working out
Good feels brahs

bookofpook.neocities.org

Read this, thank me later

jesus man, living the life. what are your facial aesthetics like that you have girls hopping on your dick left right and center?

>Low bar druggies
user when you hang out with people like that sex is more common than air

>>I grab her forehead, push her away, and say "not right now I'm smoking weed with my room mates" and walk away
lfmao

I had a dream today. I was walking on a street and everyone were miring me. Like literally staring and not out of disgust. I've not left home for 4 months or more. Cocoon mode.

Black chicks have always been all over my dick. Everything from hoodrats to grad students. I don't know if it's me or they're just more brazen. I never got that kind of attention from any other race.

>girl 'you nice'
>positive emotions

a retarded guy told me I look like "superman before putting on the suit, that guy with the glasses"

Was it a mire or just telling me I look like a nerd?
I couldn't donate blood the other day since my iron levels are pretty low so I was feeling like shit these days, they should send me the analytics results one of these days so I can take them to my doctor

holy shit you suck
this place has gone so far down hill its unbelievable what kind of boring ass retard story are you telling? you included every minutia and there is no pay off. You should kill yourself

>white/tan (Slav)
>nice hair
>long eyelashes(I'm hairy as shit)
>clear skin thanks to coconut oil
>strong jawline
>God tier cheekbones
>literally everyone mires lol

Like I had one yesterday some middle eastern chick kept following me around the store as I was walking by aisles it was weird but I didn't really care

To think a couple years I was fat/ugly and then I took my diet excersise seriously for a few years to get where I was at. Don't give up bros

Doe this count?

Dude im jelly post body pls

Do wife mires count?

>Doe this count?
Are you really looking for anons to validate you so much? That's an obvious mire you poof

Yes I am

>be yourself

Obv not

Post bod

Sure

>Be me
>Move to different city to study new program
>Obligated to create totally new social circle and to deal with totally new environnement
>Also new job
>Shitty fucking grocery store job
>butfuckinggirlseverywhere.exe
>they all want the d so hard except the cutest girl i've ever seen in my entire journey on this earth
>slowly getting her while containing myself of fucking/dodging other female collegue
>it's been 3 months and she gave me her number at the last job activity/party
>commented that I look good and athletic
>great success

>just arrived from redditard
>"where is upvote button?"
>"Why is everyone calling me plebbit?"
>"Why is no one telling me where the upvote button is?"
>"I guess i'll just type 'upvote' since I cant find the upvote button"

Get the fuck out

Do voice mires count?
>at dermatologist office because balding (fuck.)
>im a new patient, being asked questions by the front desk
>turn around to go sit
>35+ year old woman (kinda milfy)
>"hey you have a very nice voice."
>oh uh, t-thanks
>"yeah. It's soothing"
Then she got called back.
It was interesting to say the least.

That’s not “muh PUA” that’s just not being a fucking aspie lmao

When you’re not a shrimpy manlet you can blow girls off to hang with your bros and it just makes them want your dick more. I’m sorry if you don’t know this feel

I fucked a 7/10 mulatto one time and she did things to my dick I didn’t know were possible. You should get BLACKED at least once in your life if you have the chance user

Related

>go for a free trial at a gym with my buddy
>signing in at the front desk
>they just need me to print my name on a card
>qt 20 year old receptionist
>sees my name on the card
>"How do you pronounce that?"
>tell her
>"wow, user? that's really exotic... and sexy"

probably just trying to get me to sign up, but I've gotten the same with lots of people that hear my name for the first time. no I won't tell you guys, but it's related to a town that's popular because of Jesus.

what did she do user, there are a few qt black girls at my school but no one pays any attention to them.

I wanna get my dick twerked on while the girl is playing with my balls and ass.

>(Slav)
>God tier cheekbones
thats your mongol genes

Have you lads ever used a cuddling service? I figure it’d be cheaper than dating. About $105 for an hour. Could watch a movie at the same time too.

she's just trying to pep talk herself into it

>I grab her forehead, push her away, and say "not right now I'm smoking weed with my room mates" and walk away

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end

>"wow, Jesusville? that's really exotic... and sexy"

god tier jej

Literally a faggot

>Don't give up bros
you were literally fat but had good bones. What about all the fat fucks and skinny fat autists with shit bones? It's over for us because we have inferior cranofacial development. I will always be a KHHV because ill always be unattractive no matter how shredded I got.

>I was sitting at the bus stop and a qt sat down next to me.
I think she wanted to be my gf and fuck r-right?

Had a mood boosting one today
>got a haircut, really unflattering lighting, shows just how bad the balding is getting when wet
>spent the whole afternoon feeling very self conscious and ugly, skin is pasty and broken out, etc
>go shopping for Halloween stuff
>qt girl at checkout asks: "do you have a brother?"
>i do, not on this side of the country though
>"oh, you know, you actually look like a famous person, I'm not sure who!"
>I smile and I guess look a little confused
>"I mean that as a compliment of course!"
>she's straight up dropping spaghetti
>I laugh "well I have no idea who you mean, but I'm flattered"
Good feel brahs. Lifted up my whole day.

pls deliver

cant tell which is bait, this upboat shit
or this

better than being a generic amerilard

fuck it lmfao it looks good

I use to think the exact same way man, I ended up not caring about my looks and just wanted to atleast be healthy. Stuck with my diet plan and 2-3 years later i look way better. Im not ripped either dont even have abs lol just a low BF% If i didnt have a good facial structure id still be ugly as shit lol.

Make the small things matter I.E Clear skin, nice hair cut, clothes. Things that attract women and shit. Like i could give a fuck less about all that shit because i dont even have a nice hair cut (it is long/thick tho) or nice clothes but I dont look bad. What i'm trying to tell u is find your best trait, look, or w.e it is and make it stand out the most.

I'm not much of a talker either and have friends who arent good looking as me but there smooth talkers and desu they sometimes get more bitches than me so fuck it lol

all the best to everyone

>girl looks at me sideways on the bus
>keep looking back at her
>finally catch her eye
>she smiles
>i let out a long protein fart that turns into obvious bubbling and wet feces while smiling bigger and bigger
>deep breath in
>push about a gallon of diarrhea out into my shorts
>make her eat the whole load and lick me clean before she can leave
>bus driver high fives me on my way out
>turns out it was his daughter he hates

>Things that attract women and shit.
Women's restrooms? Pink diapers?

should have left a little bit for a bus driver

>reading body language books because autist
>friends gf points her feet at me, laughs at every slightly funny thing I say, and fixes her hair around me
What does it mean, my friend is more aesthetic than me but a manlet

>African chick in my chemistry class said I was looking bigger.

the silverback has noticed your gains and will soon attack you to assert it's dominance over the harem. tread carefully.

This.

I look too young and have a Husky pup. The young ones are all I ever attract. Which may sound like it's an amazing thing, but when you have a niece that's 13years old and 5years old, you just start to think
>you're closer to both of my baby nieces age than my own

if you are still here, can you fill me in on the coconut oil and clear skin?

dont fall for the devil vagina magic bro, it can only get better from here

you can get some at the grocery store comes in a little jar for like 5-10 bucks. Only reason why i used it because i have eczema on my face and shit, i use it every other day. Simply just get a bit on ur finger and leave it on ur face over night. You'll see a difference in like 1-2 weeks you can leave it in ur hair if u have shitty hair as well

Doesn't even matter. Bros before hoes.

well it happened today on the leg press. I actually dropped a plate from 7 to 6 so I can get some good controlled sets of reps out and had a few dudes stop and stare at my heavy (not really, but heaviest in my gym I've seen) pressin'.

NEED help fit. Kind of miring related i guess?

>walking home from class, end up walking and talking with this chick who has seemed to take an interest in me recently
>face is 5/10, but decent bod, bangable
>walking, one of her friends sees her from a distance, says hi
>she comes up and starts walking and talking with us
>ohshitshescute.mmorpg
>5/10 girl eventually splits, leaves me and cute girl
>talk for a little bit before splitting off but she seems cool
>know 5/10 girl wants to fuck but i don’t really give a shit and want to pursue her friend
>no means of contact with cute girl except first name and possible connection via 5/10 girl
>Don’t remember face too well so I couldn’t recognize her on the streets

What do Veeky Forums?

Sorry for the wait guys, been to the gym and stuff you know
I'm not that big or whatever, 6'0 180lbs
pic is from this spring "cut", but same weight now

I know bro, I was in love with a girl once, thats one time almost too many.
She did become the reason I came here to build a new body tho
Am former king skelly

Ok mr. High and mighty. Most people do some form of drugs these days.
I've quit and only drink now because I somewhat agree that it's degenerate if
you want a functioning body and mind, but I don't care what others do.

Sorry you didn't get any out of it, it was a pretty fun night for me.

Actually that was an older pic, this is newest I have

I would actually try to invite 5/10 to a preparty if they're very close friends. She will most likely bring her cute friend.

1. You start flirting with both
2. 5/10 gets really into it
3. cute friend automatically thinks you're worthy because 5/10 thinks so
4. separate them, or just wait for your moment
5. advance on qt

This tactic is tried and found to be working most of the time.
Kind of like my greentext over here it's the effect of wamen wanting what other wamen wants.

I like it

>get qt at works number.
>go on some group runs together
>trying to think of a way to ask her out for coffee or breakfast for this weekends run.
>texting her and then get this text

Feels pretty good desu. I only hope it’s a plus for me and it’s not like something out there and unlikely like she thinks I’m gay or something

I was gonna write don't shit where you eat, but you're never gonna listen.

Go for it OP, it can't go wrong at all. Dating coworkers never fail!

I was planning on quiting soon user, so that why I'm going for it.

Ah ok, that does help alot. No reason not to go for it actually. Maybe you could have a place nearby with a shower? She's probably hungry after running as well :^)

Its gotta be Nazareth because Jerusalem and Bethlehem a would be stupid sounding names

Thought you were going to look like a sex God, kinda disappointing. This always happens.

What books?

Yupp, you've been here too long.
The average slut does not have high standards at all

>introduce buddy to the gym
>show him how to do dips
>do a couple of easy reps to show technique
>small Asian guy on the nearby incline bench keeps staring at me
>ask him what's up
>he simply answers with "excellence"
Not much, but still funny. I helped him out a couple of minutes later when he got trapped under the bar.

Thats nice bro. I often don't really feel like bullying my fellow man, at least if he's really trying. We're all on the same path, some are just further ahead than others.

What really gets me going is couples doing meme exercises in matching outfits, gloves and all on machines.

I shit you not, but I saw a couple squatting the bar with nothing but fucking clips on.
In the only fucking rack I can do OHP from due to low ceiling

>What really gets me going is couples doing meme exercises in matching outfits, gloves and all on machines
Fuck that.

But yeah, you're right. The Asian guy has since become a regular and we talk sometimes if we're in the same section of the gym, so all is well.

get her numba bruv. den tell her matty boy sent ya

I don't think he was trying to insult you.

risky play letting all opportunities slide. would only do this if I was certain the hottest one knew the others wanted the D. if she didn't I would have to fuck at least one of the others while the hot one makes me wait. women want what other women want.