Brehs

Brehs...

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ayy lmao antenna

perfection

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYŶ

I wish she would squeeze my head between her thighs.

who?

does she have a penis?

Imagine starting at her petite feet, sucking on those delicate toes, caressing the soles of her feet with your tongue. You move your way up, mapping out the valleys and crevices of her voluptuous calves with your salivating mouth. Slowly, you lick the sweat dripping from the back of her knee, drinking up the succulent juices of her body's perspiration. She lets out a little moan, just enough to get your blood rushing down to your penis. You continue moving up with your tongue, where you arrive at her scintillating thighs. She begins to slowly squeeze them together, and you feel the dense, yet luscious skin slowly begin to asphyxiate you. You begin to grasp for air, the exhilarating rush of blood flowing away from your head down to your throbbing cock. She lets off the pressure, and you finally reach her pussy. She groans and groans as you begin to lick her, back and forth, back and forth. She's overwhelmed with ecstasy, shivering her striated thighs, groaning with unrestrained pleasure. You feel her legs quiver, her pussy soaked with her natural fluid. You can't take it anymore, and with one swift stroke of her feet, she makes you ejaculate.

who dat tho?

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>she
yup

You work your way to "her" testosterone soaked she-penis. Its supposedly a clit, but it's literally bigger than your dick. You give it one lick and it shoots semen all over your face. Male semen

im reading this with patrick batemans voice

more

She is a hall of fame butterface, what the hell is wrong with you.

Girls like this have no ass.

How can penis even compete desu.

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That is quite the chad I'm mirin.

Her face is a bit weird yes but not too bad.

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Is that a new pose?

Literally reposted from Reddit, you didn't even change the filename.

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SAUCEEEE, MOREEEE, SOMEEEETHING!!!!!

wtf I'm straight now

This. Her face looks like mine

Dayum Going to kill self now

DELETE THIS

You have a cute face user.

this briefly tickled my dick
t. faggot

>Jinkeys user

>We're off to solve the mystery of the spooky skeleton on lake eden.

>Are you coming?

>No?

>Not even for a scooby scoop?

>Awww user

>Not even for 2 scooby scoops?

>OK... To the mystery machine fagg0t.

name?

Wtf im gay now

I wish I was him

Too masculine. I prefer 4’10 women with stick legs (preferably Asian) tbqh. Also A cup boobs.

Who the fuck dances like that?

>t. white boi with no mooves

huwhite people

Guys, I need some advice, I am going on a date tomorrow and she's of Irish decent. Are Grils of Irish decent high test? And does it matter that her unclear is in the boxing hall of fame?

Irish girls are impossible to fug.
Who's her uncle? Irish boxer?

*uncle* not unclear

His stage name was literally "Irish", I think his name is Danny Morgan.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Morgan_(boxer)
This is his wiki page

Lazy animators

You retards begging for sauce need to fucking learn how to reverse images, holy actual fuck

Can find an entire album and then some in

she's 4'11"

Just busted out laughing lol

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Did I do it wrong?

Carriejune Anne Bowlby

Yes, you mong. You searched the 205x250 miniature, not the full image

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Holy shit, it's been at least 6 years since I saw one of those sesquipedalian coolface troll corruptions and never this particular one.

I'm honestly not even mad, user. Thank you for the nostalgia.

The guy is super hot, she's a cute midget.

She's photogenic as fuck, he comes out like he's braindead or a sex doll on most photos.

Unless she's relaxes her face or he's the one taking the photo. Then he looks normal and she looks a bit weird.

I mean, look at his big goofy face.
You just cannot dislike the guy. He looks like he'd believe anything you tell him.

remember the ayylmao

this is the Pose!

Muscularity is a masculine feature

lol what a fucking goof
sub 100 iq for sure

Would take the drop in iq to get that qt and height.
What's his routine?
Pretty sure if I can get that big, then fit gf finds me.

she's going to leave him for a black guy anyway.

blueboard?

Terrible. Take a lap footfag

Is this guy really a giant or is the girl really small?

Believe it or not, his name is Steve Ace and he's a Men's Physique competitor in the NPC.

>she's going to leave him for a black guy anyway.
How does a man get so cucked, that he inserts his deeply rooted fantasies into everything he sees?

ask your dad

>Roiding for this
Almost looks worth it tbqh

The men in my family look almost exactly the same since the early 1600s.

Dude this was really good, you have a talent. Do you write Disney channel scripts or something?

>being ugly for hundreds of years
lol

Wow, good for her. He's way out of her league

She's short, kind of ruined it

homeboy looks like he has the personality off an npc

Chuckled

really really reminds me of the blonde chad form
youtube.com/watch?v=-8nAUW-5gDQ

good one

Who is this demon of semen?

that disgusting roid skin just ruins everything

>he doesn't dance like that
I bet you're an awkward shy dude just walking around the dancefloor

He is not natty, right?

Footfags honestly need to die

Damn, that looks so good.

>Its supposedly a clit, but it's literally bigger than your dick.
You retards say this so much, sometimes I think you actually believe a clit can become a dick

No dumbass
And if you look here You can tell from his skin

>tfw every single woman with some muscle only dates ultrachads
>tfw no fit midget gf

>disney channel

I think he's more of a Nickelodeon guy.

shut the fuck up cripple

>steve ace

How can you become anything other than a Chad when your parents give you such a name.

>sesquipedalian

>tfw no gf with muscular thighs
Why even live

surprise surprise tardguy has tardstrength

>My bench in KG is lower than my IQ

>likes feet

You people really disgust me

Holy shit that's what I thought. Forgot the actor's name though

All these fucking years and I still don't understand why footfags are so hated. So if you're willing to elucidate me I'd be grateful

I'm spongepic. i hate feet in general, i personally wear socks all the time and i don't like seeing anyone else's. So it really disturbed me when i found out there are people who fetishize them

More like Steve Acne. Am I right boys?

>being this mad at someone else's tastes due to your own inability to see the beauty of the human body