How smol is your bae?

How smol is your bae?

You have a beard, ma'am.

>tfw no bearded gf

Look at this hairy bitch. She’s got more facial hair than half you cunts.

Biggest turn off imo

I like em a little fuzzy desu, they feel softer.

Why'd you point this out man? I thought she was cute but now... not anymore.

this

she's 5'10" but she weighs 115 lbs.

STICC
srsly though thats like kinda gross

5 1
55kg
asian

>asian
lmao

Shes so small its almost like she doesn't exist hahaha

stopped reading at kg

EU mad?

top this, faggots

Justify this.

5'1
40kg
Perfect but how do I have tall kids

;___;

5'6"
135lb
white

kg;dr

EU mad.

>tfw no legal loli gf

Europeans are largely incapable of working with systems other than base ten, because they still count on their fingers and toes.

4'11/5'0
~90 lbs
I wonder this too

MODS !

I want to suck that Yam

this was confirmed fake though

she's actually not 18 at all

I know, it's still good to meme tho

Amerisharts use pounds for weights because higher numbers must mean lifting heavier, right guys??

She's 5'3" and 92 pounds

...

...

t. circumcised jewish ally state

>5'3
>120 lbs
>browses Veeky Forums
hi baby

her forehead is bigger than her ribs

She's around 5'4 and 110 pounds, with a D cup. She's pretty hot desu

>4’2
>55lbs
Feels good senpai

yeah nigger fuck you. america dominates and you will do what we say or you can get fucking rekt. we’re different just to BE different because fuck you thats why

cope

>tfw no qt peach fuzz gf

>implying Antifa-land itself isnt a jew state

4'10 90 lbs asian cutie

All these future manlets.

Do you want your son to end up in the pit?

...

5’3”
110
Slavic sweetie

So why do you cheat on your boyfriend's for asshole guys like me?

>implying I want kids

> Me 6'7" 230-250 lbs
> Her 5'3" 110 lbs

We get a lot of weird looks. Halloween is always fun though.

Body kind of looks like this.

lmao my future son can suck a dick. fuck that little manlet.

Same shit, are we gambling our genes?

Yeah i know.
She is 19

It isn't just the US that uses still uses the old standard system of measurements. A lot of Brits I worked with admitted to still using feet, weighing shit in stone, and measuring in miles, despite beings a country that uses metric.

Youre such an asshole alex!

The US does use metric. Just look at any packaged food.

Not that metric will keep you from fucking up unit conversions from, say, cm to m. Or help you when telling fucking time.

So you're saying that 15 pounds isn't heavier than 25 pounds?

If things go well the next few days I may have a 6'1 gf and I am 6'4. Imagine the offspring

But why do you want to have plates increase in increments of 45 lbs? Because what's easier to math? 45 lb bar + 4x45 lb plates? Or 20 kg bar + 4x20 kg plates?

how much do i have to lift for this?

That was my mom and dad. I topped out at 5'11". Am a dude.

My gf is 4"10 110lb lifting gf, I'm 5'9" 175lb. I'm also hairy as fuck, any kids we have will be ewoks

At least you have your christmas card and halloween costumes figured out.

My gf is 5'5". I always tell her she's as tall as Alphadestiny and we both chuckle.

Why? What do you do for halloween

COMPED

Why didn’t you just post her body you retard?

She’s not sticc, her ass is fat as fuck

Top kek

Because I don't have pics of her and she's not here.

NOT EVERYONE WORKS AT TACO BELL

>pretends to have gf
>posts fake height/weight on Veeky Forums
>"i don't have a picture"
this is sad

>Because I don't have pics of her and she's not here.

Oh, you totally caught me. Veeky Forums is so worth the effort of explaining to someone why I need a fully clothed picture of their body in the middle of the night.

lel why not just say you're not gonna post your gf like a regular person

fuck knows i wouldn't

if i had one

>implying you have no other photos of her saved on your phone/computer
either you've been dating for 2 hours, she hates you, or she's
FAKE
A
K
E

I did.

Believe what you want, but I never asked her for any.

dating someone and having NO pictures of them is definitely not normal

I have literally no pictures of anyone at all.

In fact, this is the only picture I have saved on my computer.

photo shopped

you're a fucking sociopath

>everyone has a camera with them at all times on their phone
>never taken or been sent a photo of gf

It's an axis II personality disorder, and yes, I have a confirmed diagnosis. I also have aphantaisa.

It's a Nokia 6010. No camera. And I never carry it with me.

i'm beginning to think that i'm interacting with an actual autistic person. are you wearing motorcycle boots right now?

So that's why I like Mindless Self Indulgence

No. Bare feet.

I've also been tested for autism. Twice. I don't have that at all. The guy who guessed "sociopath" was more or less right, though.

>5'10" & 115lbs would give "her" a BMI of 16.5, which actually looks like this. who would want to fuck this

Looks about the same to me.

>Not that metric will keep you from fucking up unit conversions from, say, cm to m
>from, say, cm to m
The conversion rate is literally in the unit name, user.

And you can forget to convert between units in metric just as easily as you can forget to convert between metric and imperial.

You're literally retarded.

It's just normal fuzzy skin, everyone has it, you just don't see it in lower-res pics. It's softer. Also makes her feel human, not like a plastic doll with makeup on.

ahaha holy shit

omfg this is insane

That's that white girl fur. It's proof they descended from cold weather cave dwelling neanderthals


You know you got a real Aryan goddess when you see that winter coat

Fucking kek

>Pimples
>Bearded
>Possible herpes
So this is the power of the wh*Te race

I'm 5'7" 130 lbs with a 26.5 inch waist and this really dreamy guy I met wants to be with me, and he's about 6'2" and 230 lbs.

I told him he needs to lose stomach fat if he wants a chance, but he'd be my first... and I like his blue eyes a lot. We'd have adorable kids...But I still might wait for the one.. you know?

you're on the verge of being fat

>tfw 4'10 gf

Oh no I've never been anywhere near fat in my entire life. I am jealous of fat people because I always wondered what it feels like to go from super fat to normal. This board has a really good energy to it; guys wanting to self-improve. I like it!

H I G H T E S T
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Went out for two years with a 4'11" girl who weighed about 110 lbs. Most of it was ass muscle though lol

Now I'm with another 4'11" girl who weighs the same but it's all in her tits. She's actually a little too chubby for me but I'm working out with her so hopefully we'll see some progress on that front

LESLIE FFS

Muh nigguh

There's no such thing as a sociopath though