NoShit

Fake and gay, you'd be sick as dog.
If by some miracle this is not fake and gay, you're going to be incredibly ill soon, OP

>unironically saying fake and gay

I went almost 3 weeks without shitting after breaking my ankle. Clogged the toilet and the shit was painful but I was fine other than that

"dead man found in piles of his own feces. Reported he was 'saving nutrients' for 3 weeks."
Can't wait to see the headline on a buzzfeed "top 10 stupidest ways to die" screen grab.

/thread

How do you keep it in? I had to shit once when I was drunk and had to walk back home 30 min, literally shat my pants because at some point I could not keep it in.

Kek

buttplug bro

Why didn't you just squat somewhere? God damn. Would that really have been worse than shitting yourself?

>2017
>shitting out your gains

Kek, only could have shat it someone's front porch.
Also to this day I was convinced it's impossible to shit yourself unless you are like 3 days in. Being drunk as fuck was prolly a factor