Is this bullshit?

Anyone know if this is real or not?

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it's true
celery is mostly water, vitamins and fibers that will get shit out

it's a clickbait parlor trick article. it shouldn't amaze you that the acts of eating and digesting food require energy, you could just as easily say that drinking water is "calorie negative".

sitting in an ice cold bath burns more calories than sitting in your 68 degree bedroom

so if i were to take a whole bushel of celery

blend it up into a smoothie and drink it

i would be burning double the amount of calories i ingested by drinking it?

You'd kill your thyroid function

how about you just drink water retard

Celery tastes like shit so your body punishes you but depleting its own fat reserves

just stay away from celery it aint hard

>dailymail
Off yourself my dear chum.

>dailymail article
>legit
Pick one

If you do this you will feel like shit all the time.
Also celery will give you bigger loads but more watery.
I would rather fast or do keto.

you know what is also calorie negative

not eating

>i dont understand food cravings

>i dont understand discipline

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You burn calories chewing celery that you wouldn't with your shake.

Yes, but it would have no significant impact on your caloric needs. There's absolutely no point. Celery is a good snack for those trying to lose weight. That's it. There's no reason to force more of it in your mouth than you want as a snack.

>I don't understand hunger

>dailymail
Lmao
Also your body uses a percentage of the calories in food to digest it
Equivalent exchange, my nigga, that's how physics works

I wonder who could be behind this post?

It's not fucking with you.
Celery has little to no calories per stalk and the very act of
>heating it up in your stomach
>using muscles to shit it out
>circulating the nutrients
uses more calories than the actually stalk contains.

Celery is 100% best fiber source.

We should make a meme diet out of this
I’m thinking of naming it Foodio
Eat large portions quickly to burn calories as you eat them

>meme diet
It works dude,
If you eat a stalk of celery every hour you'll greatly reduce your hunger.
Good fiber amounts and water prevent bloating.
It has natural anti-inflammatory properties which help with recovery.
No reason you shouldn't be eating celery as a snack.

>Is this bullshit?
>dailymail
WEW

You won't die if you don't eat as soon as you feel hungry.

>I don't understand hunger

Water and ice cubes are also """calorie negative""" in the same way.