Omg user, you're getting huge

Autistic faggot

the bigger I get the more anxiety I have it's really odd

How exactly?

Good lord Christ almighty holy fuck MUH DIIICK

>gymshark

idk lifting has just made me really self concious it's like I HAVE to be better than the average person now

Because having zero self-worth is unattractive, kiddo.

>somebody gets to fuck this
>it will never be me
im crying
from my penis

>yy-you too!
Proceed to take my bf's dick and post on Veeky Forums

FACT: Gymshark is the gear of stereotypical gym thots

Damn, Katie Holmes looks like THAT?

Stop comparing your life to others. It's even harder when you do.

story of my life.

OP got close to making me rage from self-hate.

I get mired 3 to 5 times a day. couple times a week a girl will actually find an excuse to talk to me, and one of two things will happen

1) I'll say something stupid then walk away, or
2) My anxiety won't be that high so I'll be able to talk to her, which will slowly make her realize I have no social experience and SHE will walk away after 3 minutes max

living is like a videogame where you don't know the rules, and when you figure one out, there are other five related to what you just learned.

I've been on my self-improvement ride for 13 years now. 77 pounds lost back in 2005, lifting, getting jobs, driving lessons, hobbies, learning skills, dressing better... but I still feel like I am behind everyone else, like I should have been at this level when I was 24yo AT MOST (I'm much older)...

I wish I had a dad tell me these things when I was a teenager. learning alone has been so awful.

lmao that sloot followed me on ig (im assuming she just wanted me to follow back, then she'd unfollow)

i dmed her and we had a conversation, then i asked her if she was following me just for a follow back and she pretended to get mad and unfollowed me

I feel you
Fuck man. Muh dick. Why do I only get to bang girls that have probably never seen a gym from the inside?

Damn man. Feels like you should've been able to get much further than that in 13 years time.

Still it's never too late. Keep at it.

I'm done. This is the perfect body. Nice, small tits, phat ass.

Why

>small tits
>perfect

u w0t, faggot?

>What is taste and why does it differ between persons?

I've had sth with a girl with E cup tits. Shit was too much for me to handle. Could have also been because I wasn't really attracted to her - she had the physique of a brewery horse. But hey, every hole's a goal

I just like my tits small and firm, not huge and saggy

Honest question

Does this ever happen to you guys?
I mean ive NEVER in 6 years of working out met a girl who likes it outside of the gym...

i know user. it's like all those hours you did working out, week after week, month after month, year after year were all for nothing.

her face is a good 8.5, but her ass is too big and tits just a touch too small. overall a 7.5. for ME

Ok we get it, you're a manly man, user.

niggers are apes

I mean the last girls I had sth with were like "omg user,you are so hot". So it pays off in a way. I just wish I could return the compliment

That's totally fine bro. It's all in the eye of the beholder

ya'll are probably still in that awkward phase. soon you'll be jaded with life from working a shitty job just pay the bills; family and friends will start dying. then you'll have no more anxiety because you just wont give a fuck anymore.

Im a guy and wear gymshark clothing personally because its super fucking comfy.
poorfags. you want women to notice you in the gym? dress like you give a shit then

this broad is 19

geezus fuck

she getting for sure them sugar walls stuffed post workout with hot creamy cum

and it aint you

you done fucked up nigger. they almost never accept dms from guys for obvious reasons

>actually caring about what you wear in the gym

I mean if you want to spend a shitton of money on clothes you will only sweat in,go ahead. I have mostly old stuff. As long as it's polyester I don't really care.

I just wish I could have pic related. Probably looks stupid as fuck, but I can't order them anyway, they don't ship to europe

>dress like you give a shit
>by wearing gymshark
Fucking kek.

IG?

instagram.com/belafernandez/

>you want women to notice you in the gym?
>implying they will
mate, ive seen tons of girls at the gym and they are either 13 year olds or are dragged there by their bf

They dont notice jack shit

>i was too scared to look directly at it.
Are you a virgin? Cause i am and this describes my feelings too.

>small and firm
>huge and saggy
cause theres nothing in between right

>ywn have a gymshark athlete gf

I just want that ass on my face lads

>gymskank

>workout, but slightly fat because food dont get mired
>but have no problem chatting up women... at all
>get laid regularly, gym bunnies or otherwise

Guys, trust me, your body is 5% of the attraction...

Please, I can only handle so much

Well, there isn't, really, unless you count plastic surgery tits or very very young women

Is that made in China?

girls of that caliber don't need to show interest in men. all the men they are considering will show interest in them, they just need to play along to get things going.

they don't have time or interest in putting effort into hitting on men.

No that's what she wants you to do
Stare but stare at her, not her ass, as if to say wtf are you doing
Then walk up to her and ask her for a spot

>her bf
instagram.com/ciaran_johnson/

Ok then how do you do it?
I struggle to even find a girl to talk to but i can perform well if i find one so what are your tricks

There was a time I would have cried because of fucking Chad but now I feel like breaking some PRs and get my own cutie. Also:
>unilateral db press
Fucking memer.

AHHHHH HNNNNNGNGGGGGGG. MAAAAAAAHHHHHH DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDJSJSHSHZJAKDBSNSNSNNDSMN

She's wearing a sport bra yall dumbasses..they don't look small

not officially, just emotionally

>Why do I only get to bang girls that have probably never seen a gym from the inside?
>Why do I only get to bang girls
>bang girls
Quit crying faggot, if an "incel" like me is happy with my life when by almost everyone's opinion I should be depressed and suicidal, then what the fuck is your problem?

A woman has never complimented me

>ass is too big
Don't make me insult you, user

whats all the hubbub? Yeah the ass is fat but her face looks like a 13 year olds

>her bf is black
I guess its true, black men really do get the best women

you know where you are buddy?

LOL U TINK U CAN FOOL ME BOE?

>ass is too big
Dicklet detected

woah
he literally looks like the metaphysical platonic ideal of chad

No its not

instagram.com/ciaran_johnson/

that's the best part

>whats all the hubbub? Yeah the ass is fat but her face looks like a 13 year olds

When the first sentence is the question and the second is the answer.

JESUS CHRISST MY FUCKING DICKKKKKKKKKKK

Whats a mudshark?