What advantages does pic related have over coffee?

Sweet. Fuck it even if it does kill me I'll go out zyzz style but a little bitch version

Ottermode heart attack from caffeine in the change rooms

Objectively speaking - b vitamins. That's about it.

White and red one?
Picture please

You drink an entire 2L of Coke Zero a day???

Coffee literally reduces the amount of vitamins you can absorb while it's in your gut.

>People on Veeky Forums unironically drink coffee

How does one effectively Sip for workout energy? I'd imagine a pre-workout sip, but do you sip in between sets? Is it a big sip or lots of little sips?

No it doesn’t liar. Post a source right now.

i'll photoshop this can with a dick inside for my next thread

Why do people even drink this shit, it's disgusting, expensive and not even good for you

You have to be a soy boy to drink monster.

>it looks less pretentious than walking arround with a starbucks cup
>it looks as pretentious as walking around with a starbucks cup

fixed that for ya

you can promote this brand as much as you want on this board, you NEVER SEE ME drinking this piss.

GTFO

Meh, the body adapts to lot of shit. Doesnt mean its ok/harmless in the long Run to consume substsances like coffeine.

Left one

My man red sip is the best sip

More money goes to Israel.

Fuck yea I agree. But all I see is white sips, is it mostly the same or do you know of any differences?

Doesn't stain teeth and isn't absolutely repugnant like most common coffee

I had close to 900mg yesterday before my workout and it was a great workout. Felt like shit the rest if the day tho

I had 900mg of caffeine just as a pre-workout yesterday and I'm a 5'5 manlet. Am I going to an heart attack soon?

Its the exact same thing just different flavour

Buddy that’s red not red and white. Anyway you missed out yellow sip was best sip. Also purple is good.

Is there any better pre-workout than this Monster™ mix?

>CHEAP Coffee tastes like the sweat of a hambeast thats been run through a dirty hogs anus and sweetened with the toenail clippings of John Goodman after a hard day of playing tennis

FTFY

What does that taste like?

Absolute madman

>What advantages does pic related have over coffee?
benzene, a carcinogen.

fooducate.com/app#!page=product&id=537C9FD6-4CBB-886F-4D97-99653AAC8570

why are you losers drinking such unhealthy shit when we have alternatives that are actually healthy?

No one cares what you think.

A can of white sips has 140mg. Orange and yellow have 150-something.

S I P B O Y S

What about the purple one?

For you edification

Excuse me you dumb fuckin ass retard ass, Purple Sip is far and away the best sip.

It is the best it taste like grape drank

Objective truth comin through

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everyday for the last 4 years, somedays when i'm packed with work i can drink up to 4L but i always feel like shit when i do, i also drink at least 5L of water everyday too, incredbly my kidnees are still perfect

How's the diabetes coming along buddy?

It doesn't taste like ass, nor does it give you severe nausea in the morning

I drink a bit with my breakfast to help wake me up. The during my actual workout I might take a sip or two between sets, but I also drink some water. By the time I'm done I'll still have about half to a quarter left in the can that I'll sip later in the day if I start having an energy crash. I wouldn't recommend drinking a whole can during or before your workout, seems like you might have a heart attack. But yeah sips definitely help a bit for lifting.

How do I into Sips™? This should be in the sticky.

False, yellow should be rated as "not actually that good of a" sip.

Orange should remain as-is, in the domain of a top-tier sip.

However, Purple takes the crown. It taste like grape sprite nigga how u not gon like dat

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

L of Coke Zero for lunch

>drinks zero-calorie, zero-sugar beverage
>diabetes

Special kind of stupid here.

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You refrigerate it, then you put it in the freezer for maybe 10 minutes, and then you crack it open and sip it bro.

I love sips but you can tell that pic was made by some corporate faggot

except not really. artificial sweeteners induce an insulin response.

dumb fuck.

>tfw 3 for $5

I used to sip daily but I've since switched back to coffee from 711®. Safer and no bullshit chemicals.

This post has been sponsored by 711®.

eat shit, yellow is amazing and orange sucks

I made it months ago and posted it here, and people saved it and have since reposted it. I’m a student. I wish like hell I was a “corporate faggot.” Grow a fucking brain.

[citation needed]

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>Local store only sells pic related as sugar free monster

How screwed am i? Havent compared to ubermensch white sips

if you're too stupid to use google scholar then you deserve the diabetes. enjoy it :)

That’s 840mg of caffeine, you are a fucking lunatic

Grab me one brotha

makes you look younger

Lul

>not liking the best sipps.

>boogie isnt the god of Veeky Forums

can y'all post more of those /sip/ pics?

[citation clearly does not exist]

My sip folder has over 200 images

drop it! I need some content to save up while I finish my morning sips

tfw diabetes

All of the advantages.

I’m at work but I’ll dump as much as possible tonight if this thread survives. Might do it on the general over on Veeky Forums if it doesn’t.

I'll be checking around! Thanks

Hydro /sip

Now I'm just a newfag but have you goobers tried caffeine pills? 100mg for like 6 cents each. I switched to them to save money.

super soda /sip

testes like [spoiler]mountain dew[/spoiler],gave me the shits

Wait isn't the whole point of sipping because of the caffeine content in Monster? Optimally you should wait an hour after consuming caffeine to get the most benefit. That's coming from a study that was shared here. I'd find it but I'm on mobile and low battery.

Lol Coke Zero does not raise insulin levels. The burden of proof is on you, and you failed.

I found a few website that talk about it but I can't find the actual study.
healthline.com/nutrition/caffeine-and-exercise#section3
google.com/amp/dailyburn.com/life/health/drink-coffee-before-workout/amp/
caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-metabolism
cnn.com/2016/05/31/health/coffee-before-workout/index.html
If anyone can explain what added benefits Monster has I'd appreciate it.

Drinking pure estrogen. Lol

It costs a TON more per gram of caffeine compared to coffee, why waste it?

May as well mix alcohol and zanax if you want to kys

Literally sugar in a can with water added to it. Probably sprinkled with cocaine as well.

Does taste and feel like Lidl's 2008 energy drinks though, if anyone ever misses those.

never see blue or purple in my shit country, whats it taste of

>100x100mg caffeine pills cost less than 5€

why did I ever buy energy drinks in the first place

> 2017 years after the birth of the Lord
> not drinking green tea

Holy shit you guys are plebs. It's cheap, tastes amazing and has so many health benefits.

R A R E

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Shit b8

Blue: “berry” flavor
Purple: kind of grapey I guess. Reminds me and many other anons of pixie stix.

*sips fedora*

>Shit b8

no.
how are your puffy nips?

>tfw 2 for 3.50

This shit tastes alot better, stick with it my mans

This. Only problem is that sipps are more expensive.

One of the ingredients in sipps actually prevents stones from forming. Forgot which one since I looked them all up at once