Is he natty?

Is he natty?

>Trial of the Grasses
>Constantly off his nut on potions
>Can't have kids

Course he fucking isn't

Witchers are literally roided up with herbs and potions during their childhood

i dunno senpai I was pretty herbed up during my childhood and don't look like Geralt

it's technically not roids, it's all natural

If there were a cycle that gave you a body like Geralt for a 300+ year lifespan and sterility but it had a 70% mortality rate would you do it?

Canonically no
But the body is possible natty

good question, answer is yes (provided i get the same physical attributes) without a doubt

Lads, is it worth getting a pc for the witcher?

do you have to try it while still a child?. if not just wait till you're around 70 and do it

Nah
Just play it on what you have
> /v/ would shit itself at this response

>sips potions like they're his pre-workout

Nah senpai

I really enjoyed the first one, but it's pretty dated, so if you like slow crpgs go for it, otherwise just play it on whatever.

desu i sometimes imagine that my preworkout is a witcher potion

geralt is a fucking g man, love the books and games

Maybe
> bear school for the win

Geralt's would be more like a 99.9% mortality rate. He was unique in that his body absorbed and processed the toxicity much better and faster than all of the recruits so they put him through additional, untried mutations.

Depends on your taste. The game is phenomenal with great lore (you should read the books beforehand) and an exceptional beautiful environment. This, mixed with a god tier soundtrack, creates a stunning atmosphere. I would totally go for it if you like the lore and books

I love the lore and I'm reading the books already.

Is it intensive to run on computer?

>literally a mutant
>superhuman attributes
>immune to disease
>highly resistant to toxins
>can't have kids

Yeah, all natty.

n-nice ass bro

noice. i did a comprehensive play through on my old pc of every witcher game immediately after reading the books again a year and a half ago. I used custom settings with a baseline at high and the game was stunning.

I had a gtx780, i54670k, and 8gb of ram. I also had it saved on an SSD. I could only imagine it with current tech.

I run it on a 6gb 1060 and i5 4690k @ 4.2ghz and get 70-80fps on ultra everything. ssd makes the game great. You'll be playing in less than 10 seconds from launching it.

>Not taking your preworkout superior Thunderbolt potion
>Not taking your postworkout Superior White Raffards decoction
>2015+2
WEW

...Yeah.

He has a pretty shit body for someone who's been training for 100 years

witcchers don't have a lifespan of 300 years do they? I thought it was 200

infinite time to train doesn't mean infinite gains user.

Geralt is nearly a century old, Vesemir probably couple of centuries.
It's not really known how old they could possibly become, since they always die in battle and not of old age

>Triss instead of Yen

Slavs are ultimate alphas. You need Slavic genetics for Geralt's body.

he was on a bro split

>Bear school
Brainlet detected
Everyone knows Griffin school is superior

>not Viper for maximum gains
or
>Cat for being a fucking psycho chad

It'll run, though not necessarily great, on a 500-700 dollar computer.

>Yen
>ever

Literally a cuckold.

Viper isn't canon /v/eddit

In lore its stated that no one knows their lifespan because they always get killed before they can die naturally.

Go away, Sapkowski

you're technically a fucking dickhead, kill yourself

>being this triggered

Sure. And hope for those 70%

>preworkout
>not Fiend Decoction

>sterility
Fuck no, even Geralt eventually just wanted to settle down and have kids but it wasn't in his nature to.