The lanklets have started a new offensive and I fear this one will be fatal.
They want to "create more manlets and womanlets".
THIS WILL OVERCROWD THE PIT.
The pit is a place of peace, brothers working together. However, when the pit gets overcrowded gangs form, the 5'4 and unders gang up on the taller manlets. I have seen multiple cases of this at my gym, a young 5'6 boy was brutally attacked for taking one of their 25lb plates. They want to disrupt the peace in the manlet pit because they are jealous of our companionship. They have grown tired of chasing the elusive female and have turned their sights to the pit
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
