Have you ever taken a creepy picture at the gym?

The fucking general on the right always gets me.
His face tells a thousand words.

>Do they charge too much money to dum dums and give them meme routines or something?

Yes. I’ve seen nothing but meme routines from the PTs at my gym.

You best believe me,i have.
For my fellow iPhone owners out there,jailbreak that shit.

-Install Activator and Quickshoot Pro,turn off the camera sound in the tweak's setting.

-Set the camera toggle key to one that's discreet ( i personally use the volume buttons,up to record a video and down to take a picture )

And bam,you can take a picture/video from anywhere on your phone,locked or unlocked,the screen remaining black,no sound,nothing.Then it's all skill to measure accurately where the target is and where your camera is pointing towards.You'll get the hang of it quick enough.

No.
But when I freeball I can sometimes hear phone clicks and see flashes of light around the gym.

You can already use the volume buttons to snap a pic with the iPhone. It’s a built in feature.

Yeah but go ahead and do that with the camera app opened with people around to see how it turns out.

No, you don't.

I once saw an ass so nice I wanted to fap to it forever, but I’m the guy who would get caught. I’m the guy who’s flash would go off or I’d turn around and some gym employee would standing right there... so I don’t try.

Yes then I got in a lot of trouble for it.

Took a mirror pic in the locker room and the guy right behind me didn't show up in the pic
p spooky

Story time. Tell us what happened.

Don’t get the pic? Is that some young roastie millennial making fun of an old woman?

npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/25/529999618/playboy-model-sentenced-over-body-shaming-woman-at-gym

>this is not the type of person I am.

Yes you are bitch, or you wouldn’t have done it in the first place.

The PTs at my gym are just there to give old people and women a 'fun' workout to 'get toned', so I'm not surprised all they can teach are aerobics and machines. The night manager is the only staff with a non-DYEL physique.

His face is fat as fuck. I'd say he is pretty happy with little Kim. Most of his generals are as skinny as their privates.

I think some guy is taking a shower in the womens locker room.

Of course they are.
The dudes can take care of themselves and approaching a dude who may or may not be on gear and looking for something to take his aggression out on is a bad call.

Keep the oldsters and women, the people that will consistently pay for gym memberships even if they don't show up, and safe and happy and they'll have a business.

No one gives a fuck about teaching fat retards how to do DA BIG LIFTS or shit like that. They just let them go to the dumbbell station and do their curlbro thing and occasionally squat.

Naw, dude posted the article regarding it. It was some shallow 20 yo cunt making fun of a 70 yo woman.

She wasn't 70. She was just an obese 30-40 something year old woman

While many women were outwardsly upset(the fat chicks and women looking for outrage to ride to the bank/positions of power)a massive chunk of women stopped eating like disgusting slobs and starting going for walks.

That picture did more to get fat girls in shape then a thousand pictures of geared up gay chicks with six packs beating dudes in lesbian/feminist powerfantasies.

you guys are allowed to use smartphone in gym? explain

Read the article

>bitch
>implying she isn't doing God's work

>Mathers pleaded no contest to a charge of invading the 70-year-old woman's privacy.

No i fucking workout at the gym then leave you retard

This. You are the sum of all of the good and bad things you do. What you do is who you are.

Yes. Homegym ftw.

Fuck women

i try. most don't seem to want me to though.

Oh.
I stand by what I said though.
That did more to get girls fit then every 'fit' girl ever posted on Veeky Forums

No, no it did not you fucking retard. All it did was disgust people.

8/10 reply made me kek

Yes, fat people and people who used to be fat.

No, literally everyone who isn't an edgy teenager virgin posting badass on Veeky Forums

Actually thought the same but of the others.

...

You can see in the photo that the woman wasn't even fat. Just old.

>"""""body shaming""""" is now a crime
>cleaning graffiti as punishment
Fuck Commiefornia

I've only taken a creepshot once in my life, it sucked and I deleted it instantly, then fapped out of shame

>implying a playboy model would post on Veeky Forums

I'm quite sure it wasn't actually """body shame""" she was sentenced for

Man,you are really sick.

Get of this planet now. You aren't fit to live on earth you piece of scum

>meanwhile on Veeky Forums
>daily FPH threads

Get out now you shitbag

>imagine being this mad on the internet

You really think this is funny? People struggle with body shaming everyday you asshole.

Troll harder faggot.

Yes, there was a girl that looked like Selena Gomez at my gym, I usually don't have my glasses at the gym so I can't tell if girls are pretty despite their asses being juicy, but this one I noticed and felt I should capture.

I don't know why and I haven't looked at the picture of her ass since.

Fuck I'm dumb, took me this long to realize, but that was good b8 m8. I'll still bite because I'm having a blast

Nothing wrong with telling women not to be fat saggy disgusting blobs.

Being a porn star is degenerate but in that instance she was literally doing God's work.

tasty bait right here

Yes I have

Looks like my ex.

>yfw all chinks look the same

The two women in the front are barely holding back their tears.

Depends. Is this creepy?

(1/2)

(2/2)

a girl took a picture of me while i was squatting. I didnt know why until i saw a video of myself squatting in my sweat pants. I did not realize that my sweatpants was skin tight and going into my crack during my squats. Its loose fitting so i never thought this was what was happening. As a matter of fact, this explains why a lot of girls would look while i was squatting.....

I like how he looks genuinely happy and everyone else isjust depressed

>changing song on playlist, phones camera happens to be facing female gym patron
>paranoid she thinks I'm trying to get a creep shot
I can't be the only one

Holy fuck

iktf i actively make sure to keep my camera pointed down and away from any girls to the point where i feel like i look even more suspicious

they don't even look depressed, they look terrified

My forearms are bigger than her legs wtf

How much do you pull?

My pulls suck - I hit forearms when I do biceps via Zottman curls and barbell twists

Why be otter mode when you can be auschwitz mode

Are you me?
I feel like it’s my own perverted mind playing tricks on me like the story with the guy who thinks the neighbors will hear his heart beating

He looks like AY-AY-Ron rodgers

I want to because some thots have amazing asses, but gym has cameras and I would get caught and the cuties working the desk would think I'm a creep if they don't think that already.

Your mind is just making a thousand assumptions you brainlet

its not that, she took a photo of someone without their consent. california is really big on media privacy laws

DYELette.

wtf is that a demon or a demi god? did she perform in the beijing olympic opener? how fucking elastic is this bitch?

That looks like one of those shitty one-room gyms just down the hall from a hotel lobby.

Post obviously so we can disect and discuss it

Seems like an ok punishment for taking a pic without someone's consent

t. someone who doesn't live in a flyover state

RATTLE RATTLE

>Atlanta is now flyover territory

probably a paraplegic

lmao FUCK THE PACKERS

burgerwithbackwardscaptakingextremelyobviouspictureofgirlsquattinginmirror.jpg

Combat suit? share link?

>I'm such a cuck I worry about where my phone is pointed
Are you faggots serious?
Do your dad's know they have fairies for sons? How often do you disappoint them?
Honestly, kill yourselves or each other. Fucking hell I'm embarrassed just reading this shit.

Not combat suite, Star Trek Borg costume
instructables.com/id/Borg-Halloween-Costume/

I have a couple times.
>Use flip case like pic related.
>No one ever thinks I'm taking a pic of them when I'm using my phone, because case covers camera.
>Set phone to record video and close case, so no one can see the screen.
>Nonchalantly hold the phone waiting between a set, or walking across gym to drink water.
>Later pull screenshots from video if there are any half-decent non-blurred shots.

My ex and I used to take creeper shots of each other from across the gym and message them to each other.
People complained about me or warned her about me a few times, until we told staff / concerned gymgoer we were dating, and lol'd about it.

But in all honesty, that's a sweet ass.

yeah i took one of your face OP