Times you turned around at the gym

>be me
>Get to gym parking lot
>Wearing sweat pants, about to step out
>Notice vape has been leaking on my lap, looks like I pissed myself a little
>Slap car into reverse and spin 57292048282 degrees around before heading home

>get to gym changing room
>see that my water bottle leaked onto the crotch of my shorts
>turn 2pi rad and walk home

>enter marathon
>local gym host a free running club first Sunday of every month for marathon runners
>turn up for first time
>about 60 people already there
>bail before panic attack
>drive home

>be in gym
>finish up my squats
>turn around to go to smith machine next

>get to gym
>realise I forgot my headphones
>can't bear the thought of several hours without my own music
>leave

I divided that number by 360 and got pissed off when the result had a decimal.

>be me
>Get to gym
>see more than 10 people
>guess I will do my work out at home today

What did you expect? You can multiply 360 as much as you want and you will never get an integer with a last digit of anything but 0

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>get preworkout
>get hyped
>go to gym
>gym cleric tells me the gym is closing within 10 minutes
>forgot its saturday

>Go to gym
>Old high school bully is there
>He's fucking ripped
>He sees me and a giant shit eating grin spreads across his face
Hold me..

> Go to gym
> Ignore everyone else there
> ????
> Profit

>had cumstains on my shorts from jerking off in them the night before
>notice this in the crowded locker room at 5:30 pm on a week day
>spit on the stains and rub them out
> good to go only momentarily looked like I didn't shake after I pissed

Worked for me :/

>enter gym
>realize I forgot my card back home
>"Excuse me, I forgot my card, could you let me through just for today?"
>tells me she's sorry, need a card to pass
>"You can check in the computer, I have a subscription."
>gets pissed; no card, no gym
Fighting the murderous thoughts is a daily struggle.

Basically any time an attractive women starts working out near me

>feeling like killing myself
>go to the gym so the feeling goes away like it always does
>it doesn’t go away
>turn 720 degrees away and walk out

are you black

Did you go home? Pussy

Would do
Would

No.

Several hours? How long are your workouts

Several hours

Same
>swallow pre (no homo)
>get hype
>bike to gym in ~30 degree weather
>biking fast to stay warm
>"SO READY TO LIFT"
>gym closed
>it's labor day

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embarassing

> last week
> first time trying hyde preworkout
> feeling great in the car ride, blasting BMTH
> pull up to gym parking lot
> IMMEDIATE urgent need to shit
> drive home, shit, return to gym.
t'was a great workout

ive noticed tho every time i take hyde i take a massive shit whenever i return from the gym

Wut? I just give them my phone and name when that happens. You probably didn't tip your receptionist.

> phone and name
what kind of shitty gyms do you guys go to where they cant just look you up by number

also > not keeping your gym card on your keys so youre never unprepared for an improptu lifting session
youre not gonna make it

>didn't tip your receptionist.
Not American. Just a dense imbecile that quit the job after a month.

They probably can but why would I memorize my gym card number?

your phone number you mong

>get to gym
>gym closed
>there's a water leak
>go home hyped as fuck off the preworkout i'd already drunk
>sweat at my computer

>winter in Minnesota
>walk into gym in the boots I wore during the day
>realize I forgot shoes
>put on boots anyways with gym shorts and tank top
>realize I look like a lesbian with a beard
>go home and drink

Not my proudest moment

Where in MN?

>Lone powerlifter for a few years
>Built my own gym
>Trained like an animal
>Time passed and I noticed I was anti social
>Started to think about trying to be a normie again
>Drive to the gym middle of the night
>Tell my family I want to try and workout like a normal person and not in some dungeon I've built
>Go to the gym at 10pm
>Packed and full of people
>Turn car around, park in a parking lot
>CRY
>Get back in
>Drive home
>Tell me family I went to the gym and faced normal people for once
>Few days go by, I try again
>Middle of summer, 11pm and I put a fucking sweater on
>First time in the gym, they cant let me in
>Have to sign paperwork
>Literally emotional and can not stare this girl in the face
>Go on treadmill
>Walk for 30 minutes
>Go home
>Haven't been back in the gym
>I quit powerlifting
>Sold my home gym
>Quit going to the gym
>See people only in stores and while driving

I know this feel. I just gave my home gym to my friend on extended loan. Hopefully tomorrow is the day I start up that free trial. Luckily it's a very small family owned gym but I'm still sort of anxious about being in a public gym after several years, but I'm desperate for human interaction.

How sad the anons are. They could have the world would they just take it.

The tolerance for anxiety is part of the progressive overloading. Not even meming. It's supposed to feel like shit for a while but in mangeable increment.

>go to gym
>proceed with workout
>get text from father
>"grandma is kill"
>tear up
>walk out of gym and head to car
>no this isn't correct
>go back inside and finish workout
>it's sub-par at best
>that was for you granny
>go home and cry

>go to gym
>high school football team training over the summer
>completely packed
>sweaty haze lowering visibility
>terrible smell
>everything i need is taken
>massive amounts of idiots doing crazy exercises for some reason
>literally looks like a new years comic
>turn 2pi rads and walk the fuck out

God that day pissed me off.

>BMTH

Was your dire need to shit caused by taking too much cock up your arse?

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I forgot my card today and slithered in while the receptionist had her back turned

DEVILISH

Lifetime in Eden prairie. I live in St Louis Park.

Where you at MNbro?

Live in Uptown, work out at Los Campeones on Blaisdell. Nicest gym I've ever been to as far as amount of equipment.

>put on my make up
>choose my favourite yoga pants and sports bra
>drive to gym
>about to step out of car
>notice that weird creepy guy at the gym has just arrived
>always stares at me behind 7 mirrors but will look away if I look at him directly
>always wears a hoodie even on the hottest days and smells
>decided I'll come back later
>drive off the Chads

St. Michael here
Winter is coming boys

I've heard good things about that place. It's not as convenient to me as LT, but I'd like to go there if it was.

I work in EP and I like lifting after work so traffic is gone by the time I leave.

Ayyy tfw my thread is still alive

>Meet with friend at starbucks to work on side project
>drink 2 venti coffees
>forgot I took Ritalin
>take scoop of c4
>get to gym
>3 sets of pullups
> heartrate is lmao180 bpm
>leave gym and lay in bed until the horror subsides
>eventually get to sleep and have like 50 nightmares

:,(

In my gym I just tell my name and they let me through, card or not.

>vape
you deserved this you filthy degenerate

>get preworkout
>get fired as fuck
>go to gym
>gym cleric blocks my path, says he feels an ominous presence growing in me
>got the gym exorcists called
>had to fight my way back to the car

That's what I said tho? Did you actually think I give them my phone itself?
>autism

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed "gym cleric". Needless to say, I lost my sides, and now can't find them. Thanks for helping me escape fridgemode

I had this happen after taking adderall, cocaine, and caffeine
I've been clean for almost a year now.