>be me
>Get to gym parking lot
>Wearing sweat pants, about to step out
>Notice vape has been leaking on my lap, looks like I pissed myself a little
>Slap car into reverse and spin 57292048282 degrees around before heading home
Times you turned around at the gym
>get to gym changing room
>see that my water bottle leaked onto the crotch of my shorts
>turn 2pi rad and walk home
>enter marathon
>local gym host a free running club first Sunday of every month for marathon runners
>turn up for first time
>about 60 people already there
>bail before panic attack
>drive home
>be in gym
>finish up my squats
>turn around to go to smith machine next
>get to gym
>realise I forgot my headphones
>can't bear the thought of several hours without my own music
>leave
I divided that number by 360 and got pissed off when the result had a decimal.
>be me
>Get to gym
>see more than 10 people
>guess I will do my work out at home today
What did you expect? You can multiply 360 as much as you want and you will never get an integer with a last digit of anything but 0
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>get preworkout
>get hyped
>go to gym
>gym cleric tells me the gym is closing within 10 minutes
>forgot its saturday