What lift will help me stop being a sperglord?

What lift will help me stop being a sperglord?

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Talking to people 3x5 everyday

Rope hangs xf

Segmental rolling.

nytimes.com/1999/01/26/science/movement-may-offer-early-clue-to-autism.html

>job
>regular conversations
>consistent diet
>exercise
It is literally impossible to fit this criteria and be a sperglord.

Why is making conversation with other people so hard for me?

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I hear ya brother

I sit there and think of so many great things to say to start a conversation and yet I can't bring myself to open my mouth.

Likewise when others are talking in a group. I think of some great jokes and comments and can't bring myself to say them

I'm trapped in an aspies body

Are there actually people who cry themselves to sleep? that's sad man

y-yeah, sad, right?

Remove inhibition, never hesitate when speaking, be 100% honest.

Its when you dont commit that you sperg out.

Talking in a group conversation is the most effective, but also the heaviest lift, with the biggest snap city potential.

Its a deadlift.

Flirting is surprisingly easy.

Flirting is hard as fuck for me
I can talk in a random group and just chill but when trying to seriously flirt it’s hard
> I flirt with dudes as a joke don’t judge

>I flirt with dudes as a joke don’t judge

what you mean by flirt? slight homoerotic behavior is normal for good banter.

I’d say some gay shit
But when it comes to to girls I basically become mister Rogers and insinuate nothing sexual

>I sit there and think of so many great things to say to start a conversation
Opposite problem here, I'm a good talker but don't care for shit. I guess it's the many years of small talk erosion.
It is sad but I find the best subjects of conversation on this shithole.

If you dont care then theres no point forcing it, thats not autistic.

Its not a problem.

This isnt aspie, youre just scared of rejection.

Get over the fear my brother, and i promise you'll say what you want.

It becomes a problem when you realize there's no one you can openly talk to and loneliness crawls in.
I try to be more flexible but it's always the same streamline of normie NPC garbage. Plan is to save some money and leave the place.
Let's not even talk about women.

What if your problem is that you have nothing to say? My mind is blank 99% of the time, whenever I'm in a conversation it falls flat 1 min in.

The only way to escape loneliness is to become normie. It hurts but its true.

Being a robot or archetypal Veeky Forums user by choice doesnt lead to happiness.

Be interested in the person you're talking to. Forget about yourself.

Maybe you actually have autism.

>What lift will help me stop being a sperglord?
The dynamic neck stretch

>say some gay shit
like "I'm gay"?

Nah
Like
> nice ass babe * slap*
> your hair is magestic
> I’d make the perfect homo ( no homo)
> it’s only gay if you kiss

> talk in a group conversation
I don't get that

You mean getting creeping around random groups and joining in on their convos ? That sounds very autistic.

Unless you have one or 2 acquintances / friends, both these workouts are very hard.

Thats pretty gay bud.

Absolutely not. But people will cease to think you're a sperg because you will be jacked and handsome. And that's actually the hard part. The pain you feel deep inside when girls that are attracted to you lose that attraction in a strange manner once they strike a conversation with you. Physically they'll still be into you, but yeah...

Kek