Veeky Forums you have to help me. I'm decently good looking, I'm 19 went on tinder for a week found a ton of matches...

Veeky Forums you have to help me. I'm decently good looking, I'm 19 went on tinder for a week found a ton of matches, but they're going all going nowhere.

see a 25 year old Asian qt who matches with me, I say hey she takes two days to respond, she starts telling me in shit English about her shit her life is and how I need to come with her to Thailand and shit, I call her good looking, she's snap chatting me constantly telling me that she has to teach me how to learn how to cook Thai food. We Snapchat for two hours. I tell her good night and she makes me promise to talk to her tomorrow, she leaves for Thailand in late December how do I fuck her Veeky Forums. She is literally a 10

She's 30 miles away btw

Post her pic.

inb4 ladyboy

Nigga if you have a car 30 miles shouldn't be a problem??

This is almost certainly a literal trap (either of the homosex or ambush/human trafficking variety).
That being said, go along with her plan and post it here live, for the lads.

She doesnt want to leave the us dumbass.

Even if she was a trap I'd still bang, no way she is tho

I'm in college in the middle of nowhere, I ain't got no car

Nah she said she really does

>tfw I've been with 4 chicks in the past 3 weeks
>tfw im still not happy

getting chicks won't fill that gnawing void inside you user, I thought it would, but it didn't.

Never change Veeky Forums

Ok dumbass enjoy the ride

I'm addicted to an opiate called poppy seed tea, I'm actually a sad boi, I got a good friend group, good grades, decent parents, but I'm still always sad. I'm attributing it to a lack of pussy

Kek

>she points out her own mouthpussi

damn, same except the opiates brah.
Can't hurt to get some pussy. If you need help I suggest watching RSD on youtube, helped me start approaching chicks and pulling.
best of luck, we're all gonna make it brah.

you gotta get your hands on her phone somehow dude

I hope so brah

>she

If she is a trap I'll drop out of school and live with her in Thailand

nah she might be doing that south east asian thing where they expect you to do shit for their family. this is probably her way of trapping you in that net

Not gonna lie I'd definitely be down for that lol, I did tell her about my expected salary after college.

;_;

Have you never seen those stories about jungle asian succubi who make their Western beta bitch pay for their whole "family's" meals and nightlife?

Go to /trv/ and ask for some stories. She's stringing at least 10 other autists along at the same time, it's what they do.

that is why I'm saying he's got to hack her phone or email or something

>poppy seed tea
Underage b&

>tfw my highschool sweetheart looked like this girl, right down to the haircut
>tfw we used to do goofy shit like this
I'm in a pretty good spot in life, but man. What I'd give to relive those 3 years again. That webm always gives me the feels.
Thanks, user.