Zyzz was once king of Veeky Forums. Now, he is gone. Rich Piana took his place. He, too, is gone. We need a new king...

Zyzz was once king of Veeky Forums. Now, he is gone. Rich Piana took his place. He, too, is gone. We need a new king, Veeky Forums. Someone with a unique persona, living and lifting in a way like no other. I nominate Eric Bugenhagen as our new king. What do you think?

I too believe Eric is the best and only correct choice to take the mantel of Veeky Forums's king

fuck off cunt. our king will forever be jojan. now piss off back to r/incels

AlphaDestiny is just like Ariq Al-Bugenhaygen but better in every way so i say we nominate him instead

do not worship any man
be your own king

This is the only correct answer there will ever be. If you have to fanboy over someone else's gainz (even if they are respectable and worth mirin) you have the potential to be average at best.

AlphaDestiny is a manlet. He is disqualified.

Autism, the thread

I nominate omer assmuffin

i second the ass chested weightlifter

however

scooby is still alive and having gay sex