Can somebody teach me how to eat pussy? I feel like I need to learn how to eat pussy properly in order to please my gf.
Also I've been on PPL for a little over a month after spending 2 years on brosplit and I feel like my CNS gets really fatigued on this new routine. What do?
you just lick the clit bro. there's nothing to it.
Sebastian Clark
it’s like external mewing bro
stick your tongue out and press it up against the g spot, then write out the alphabet with your tongue
protip: do lowercase letters so she doesn’t notice and think you’re a loser who learns how to lick pussy from the internet
Ian Hughes
Dude just watch porn and ask her to let you practice. Don't be fucking gay.
Lincoln Campbell
Sure, I'll go into gratuitous detail for you, user. Remember to apply a nice pressure (with your tongue) when you lick the clit, and also move down a little once in a while to tongue (as deep as you can) the opening of the vagina. If you're unshaven (or at least don't have sharp stubble, a soft beard perhaps) you can really put your face in there for extra stimulation. Remember to show how into it you are, and keep your hands on her body. Remember to enjoy it. Eating pussy is great.
Jaxon Reyes
If you really want to drive your girl wild in the bedroom, and give her some of the most enjoyable sexual experiences she's ever had, then you want to learn how to eat pussy. A lot of guys tell me that their girl doesn't enjoy getting head, and I always have the same response for them: If your girl says she doesn't like getting oral sex, it's because you're not doing it right. The kind of intimate stimulation that oral sex provides is something that everybody wants, when it's done right! Then again, she may actually believe that she doesn't like it... if no man has ever done it right to her before. The first rule of eating a girl out is to always make sure you've got her sufficiently warmed up with lots of other foreplay first. Her clitoris, where we'll be focusing most of our time during oral, is extremely sensitive, and if it's not properly aroused before you start touching it with your mouth or fingers, it could hurt her. I always say the first step to foreplay is your conversation. Next is to stimulate her entire body with your hands, tongue, lips, and breath before making any contact with her vagina or breasts. Stimulate her erogenous zones first by caressing, kissing, and lightly stroking them all, to the point where she's begging for it. And spend some time on the erogenous zones close to her pussy, before making contact with it. The next step of eating pussy like a champ is to make her anticipate it before you give it to her. Make her want your head between her legs, and it'll be that much more exciting and pleasurable when you finally do get there.
Benjamin Sanders
One of my favourite ways to do this is by kissing, licking, and sucking on her clit through her panties. Leave a little wet spot of saliva just above her clit, then pull back and lightly blow on that area. If you've ever wanted to see a woman take her undies off before you even think about it, this is how to make her do it. Now once you've got those undergarments off, keep kissing and stimulating her whole body while you work your way down to her pussy and spread her legs. Now, get comfortable because if you love eating pussy as much as I do, you're gonna be there for a while. Also, if you want to give her an oral orgasm, then she's got to be relaxed and comfortable as well, so make sure she's on a comfortable surface and that there are plenty of pillows within easy reach. Before going for her clit, lick her vaginal lips because this feels great, too, and it'll start making her wet. Now you can also lick her vaginal opening for just a bit while getting her ready for some clitoral love. The easiest way to make sure she comes from your oral stimulation is to first finger her clit. Use your middle and index finger to rub her clit in a small, circular motion, until she's now very wet and excited. Once she's producing her own moisture [transcriber's note: really?], then you want to switch from your fingers to your tongue. And as long as she's completely comfortable and relaxed, she will orgasm from this direct contact to her clit. You can flick your tongue from side to side, up and down, or try to spell spell some words with your tongue. It really doesn't matter, but once she's getting into it, and moaning, squirming around, or telling you to "keep going right there", then you want to stick with that same pattern and get ready to watch her cum.
Austin Scott
>ove down a little once in a while to tongue (as deep as you can) the opening of the vagina WRONG
Jaxon Stewart
The g-spot is inside the vagina. Do you mean the clitoris?
Jason Diaz
no you idiot
you stick it inside and press up against the gspot
Justin Turner
Why are you being so hostile?
Sebastian Collins
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Juan Torres
I'm only basing this off of what my gf likes.
Matthew Cruz
How do you ease your gf into it?
Jose Gonzalez
Look her deep in the eyes, gently brush the hair behind her ear and say “I could give you the ole lickaroo if you’d like”
Hunter Gomez
t. virgin
Logan Murphy
Just flex your bicep and practice on the inside of your elbow like everyone else
The father of my first gf once asked me whether I've ever eaten pussy, right in front of her and the mother. He explained to me to look at it like the Renault logo and focus just on the top part.
Lick the car logo user, you can do it.
Ethan Butler
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Angel Murphy
>going down on a girl lol, how beta can you get, she will secretly start laughing behind your back and looking down on you being such a whipped pussy
once you start eating her out I give it 3 months until she dumps your beta ass
Kayden Phillips
H-here I go...
Justin Cox
It's 2017 gramps. Get on with the times.
Gabriel Ortiz
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Liam Moore
I just watched the Nina Hartley tutorial video after my first time went pretty meh. Seemed to work pretty well, both times I've done it since they ended up grinding themselves up on my face and moaning.
kek wtf
Thomas Gutierrez
Shouldn't your gf teach you? It's her pussy, if she can't get herself off how can she expect someone else to just magically be the expert.
>he doesn't fuck his gf's manly pussy with his 8-inch chameleon tongue Why even live senpai?
Thomas Taylor
yeah we got that the first time
Carson Jackson
Being able to get yourself off doesn't actually translate directly into being able to get off with someone else. One look at the death gripped and porn numbed no fappers threads and women who complain about being frigid and incapable of orgasm with a partner when their vibrators and porn collection do the job really well will tell you that.
Brandon Cook
i can't find the clit!
Joseph Carter
This. You don’t own women, they can have as mny partners as they want, and if you taste something funny coming out of her womanhood, you should keep it to yourself and just be glad she’s letting you taste anything at all.
Jacob Davis
Yeah, I'm pretty good at eating pussy already. Don't want to pick up any bad habits from a octaganarian dyke and a used up dyke.
Jordan Howard
lol everyone learns how to eat pussy from the internet
r-right?
Aiden Cooper
Get ready for some learning by a bisexual and some guy whos been in a lot of porn movies.
Just feel around with your fingers a bit until you find it. Make some sex talk like “mmm I love your pussy walls” so it’s not weird for her.
Carter Jenkins
>protip: do lowercase letters so she doesn’t notice and think you’re a loser who learns how to lick pussy from the internet fucking next level
Justin Taylor
Shit mate, how the fuck would I know, I'm not a girl. On that note, why don't you just fucking ask your girl?
Hudson Rogers
I want to make out with her asshole.
Ryder Reyes
Better yet do them cursive
Tyler Turner
>clit >3 to 5 inches in
Tyler Martinez
oh fuck this just resurfaced a horrid memory from high school that I had repressed
>be in high school >talking to girl (9/10 blonde with girl abs) >we get along pretty well, I have a crush, she seems to like me back >one day, hanging out in the senior student's lounge between classes, just the two of us >be talking about some stuff, forget what, but it was vaguely flirty >for some reason I decide that it would be a good idea to reach down to her lap and bring my hand back up doing the 'got your nose' hand thing and say "Haha got your clit!" >(and pinching my thumb between my fingers hard so it went red) >she just stared at me for a couple of minutes with a weird look on her face until the bell rang then we went seperate ways >basically never had a proper conversation with her ever again, she'd say hello but always leave saying she had something to do
why the FUCK did I do this aaaaargh
>never even got a chance to give it back
Austin Richardson
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James Bennett
how do you people put up with the smell when you're going down on pussy?
Camden Sanchez
just avoid hoes and turbo-thots my dude
Ethan Bailey
Take a shower together beforehand, makes for good foreplay and you won't have to deal with stank puss or cheese dick
Joseph Nguyen
you talking about the fish or the unwashed ass?
Logan Scott
Washing my dick (uncut because not greatest ally) and ass in gront of someone feels weird.
Jace Adams
Your tongue should be totally focused on the clit and your fingers should be inside her.
I met a male pornstar during a modeling gig who won awards for eating pussy and he told me some tips and tricks. Ever since then every girl I've eaten out has been 110% pleased.