Lets have a /gymstories/ thread

lets have a /gymstories/ thread

>went to a gym in israel
>no free weights

We don't use weights in Israel.

Are you that ass blasted israeli from the face thread yesterday?

>no free weights
the arabs did this

I live in israel and 70% of my gym is free weights.

>the gym wizard is practising necromancy again
>skellies everywhere

I can tell.

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I have a similar story user
>Go to Israel
>Go to Gym
>Expect to see weakling beta white Jews
>Jews are swarthy, absolutely shredded
>tfw this is why Anti-Semitism doesn't exist in Israel

>so jewish he won't even buy a sense of humour

This user is correct, we deadlift Palestinian children if we want a workout.

*practicing

>we all decide to store our gains together and share them out equally at the end of the workout
>chads go first, but they take the fair share
>time for me!
>melanin enriched individual pushes me away and takes more than the amount of gains we agreed upon
>I actually lose more gains that day then I could have gained all by my own
I hate those people and I don't understand why racism is bad.

Must be all the work clearing away the dead Jews after yet another suicide bombing you couldn't stop.

>the rowing machine was sunk by pirates again

Yes.

>Squatting one night at my uni gym
>Glutes for the sloots
>Two dyel manlets walking up to the rack next to mine
>Almost fail my set seeing spooky skeletons approaching in the mirror
>One slightly more muscular skeleton shows his friend how to do straight leg deadlifts
>"It's an ab workout bro so really engage your abs"
>"I only feel it in my back man, I don't want to fuck up my back"
>They lower the weight
>"I still only feel it in my back!"
>"Bro it's because you're supposed to wear flat shoes to the gym. Your shoes are fucking up your form. Let's go to biceps"
>They leave the weight on the bar in the rack.
>Mfw

We stop suicide bombings literally everyday. It's you Euros who keep getting killed. Find me when there is an Israeli Bataclan.

>doing crunches on the kitchen floor
>still no abs

Who /urirosenblum/ here?

>have an IQ of 160
>can't work with dumbells because they're too frustrating

מי מתאמן בג'ימי בתל אביב?

Well shilled, (((fellow Veeky Forumsizen)))

Christ

>go to Smith Machine
>there's not a single hoof for my horse

Aye

Kek subtle

> go to gym in Iraq
> black cloaks are on treadmills
> all that’s playing is Arabic prayers
Meh at least I can lift in peace

>hot

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>gym restaraunt grand opening
>manlets forced to sit in high chairs

think again
#1 >horrendus
#2 >time 4 heretic gene-mixing
#3 >absolutely horrendus
#4 >and again incorporate my aryan seeds in that womb

50/50

Yes we do. Where did you go?
They'll steal anything not bolted to the floor
Ayyyy which city?
> user meets Sephardic jews for the first time
> Tel Aviv
I might brows Veeky Forums but I'm not gay user

Funny how even the mossad could not find hot kikes for this psyop.

> psyop.
thots are a universal constant

Akko
Where city are you from?

What*

who /westbank/ here

Pic related

Nay the mossad actually made some "hot" pics of chicks in the kike army to get us Goyim to support them.

You live in a city called hertsel?

3241

Herzliya

kek

israeli girls rule

u wot m9?

/haifa/ checking in

Fuck I used to live there. Age?

20

It also might have something to do with it being the Jewish state. Also keep in mind they are Mizrahi chads, they carry more Israelite DNA and aren't like Ashkenazi betas. They will actually lay down their lives for Israel unlike Ashkenazim.

owtheedge.jpg

>That guy who dances to the music on his headphones between sets
>Thought you guys were memeing
>Its real
>Ohping in squat rack yesterday
>A different guy is dancing between sets
>Theres fucking two of them now
ITS FUCKING SPREADING