Romanian deadlifts

>romanian deadlifts
>not dead
>not from romania

>Preacher curls
> I’m atheist

>standing press
>not credentialed

>bench press
>don't press the bench

>sumo dl
>not even from japan

Tricep extensions
>not a triceratops

>pull ups
>i'm already potty trained

>romanian deadlifts
>my lower back is dead
>fuck gypsies

>incline curls
>naturally straight hair

>concentration curls
>listening to a podcast while lifting

>rack pulls
>chestlet

>skull crushers
>no romantic feelings toward my skull

>hammer curls
>didn’t bring any tools

>good mornings
>7pm

>one armed rows
>not a paraplegic

>decline bench
>get some pretty good DOMS, because I don't do that particular exercise very often

>Pullups
>I haven't worn diapers in years

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fug

>Arnold press
>Name's Jim

Only funny one

>french press
>from burgerland
gonna rename it the Freedom Press

>skull crusher
>survived

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>Kokolov press
>not even a communist

>decline benchpress
No thanks

>lunges
>ids only bregfast :DDD

>free weight
>can't take them home

jej

>chin up
>still feel sad

>not wearing squat diapers

>deadlift
>I'm still alive

>Don't need to when you have your squat plug

>bulgarian split squat
>I'm not even robbing anyone's house

Always my favorite

>cardio
>Have to walk

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>zercher squat
>find nothing

>barbell rows
>Don't even raise my voice

>cable flies
>still attached to the machine, so a max height of 9 feet or so

>the press
>don't hate Donald Trump

>twenty-ones
>actually is 3 sets of 7

>calf raise
>I ain't no heckin farmer

>weighted dips
>never catch myself saying "who put fishing lures in my grizzly?"

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>burpees
>don't say excuse me after

>pistol squat
>not illegal in NYC

>face-pulls
>used arms

>and no dead gypsies
Meh

>kegels
>no birds opening locks

>dumbbell shrugs
>know what im doing