Tell her you're 5'10

>tell her you're 5'10
>she says you look taller

>go on the first date
>she's taller than you
>watch as her face visibly contorts to disgust in seconds

How tall are you user

>be me
>honest 5'10
>talking to girls in class
>height comes up
>lie and say Im 5'11
>they call me out on it
>"no way, you must be way shorter than that!, I'm 5'8 and youre barely taller than me!"
>mfw she was wearing boots with pretty sizable heels

6'5"

> 6’1
> tell girl I’m 6’0
> “no way you’re like 6’3”
> came on the spot

Who are trying to fuck amazonians?

5'5''

I'm 5'11"1/2 not even kidding and when I have shoes on I'm 6'

no one thinks I'm short but none of that matters when deep down I know I'm short and I hit the gym to compensate for it, fuck it sounds even worse typing it out

Half an inch is just over 1cm
relax you're practically 6' only insecure robots obsess to that level

>be me on first date
>mentions that she had an ex who was too short and weak to make her feel safe in the city,
>later that day we make out
>"I like how tall you are user"
>tfw 6'2"

>Go on first date
>Shes taller than you
>Watch as she narrows her eyes and licks her lips

Back to the manlet pit!
On a serious note, just find a short girl.

Holy shit is this me.

>just find a short girl
oh gee, never thought of that before
what do you think I'm trying to do pal?

I know that feel. I'm 6'0" in the morning and a little over 5'11.5" at night. I'm like a weremanlet

>5' 11"
>wear work boots with 1" soles on workdays
>become 6'
Laughing at all you manlets

>expecting women to have any depth perception

There’s your problem.

Just move to rural China and find a malnourished village, or move to the congo and meet a pygmy.

In the military and my combat boots have a 2 inch sole, I increase to 5'9 king of manlets.

>tell chick I'm 6'2
>chick says she's 5'11
>tfw we meet up and I'm actually 5'11 while she is 6'2
badfeels

>Your new gf finally invites you to her place
>Walk in
>"hey user, why don't you make yourself comfortable and take off your boots"
>"I-I-I really don't want to stink up the house d-d-d-darling" *gulp*

kek

You can both laugh about it now HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I actually had a similar thing to this happen when i used to wear heal lifts.

I'm sorry, I only meant it as a joke.

>be 5'9"
>gf is 5'11"
>feel like the girl in the relationship

Jokes on you I actually don't care about my height. I'd actually be super into it if the girl was taller than me.

I'm not gonna lie, that sound hot in a disturbingly unnatural way.

>Jokes on you I actually don't care about my height. I'd actually be super into it if the girl was taller than me.
How do you cope? Serious question.

Good for you man, good luck on finding your future amazonian spouse.

With being 5' 11" or not having a amazonian gf?

the one good thing about being a manlet is that there are some girls taller than you
too bad they absolutely hate it though

you are

5'11

also no klossy

>mfw no amazon gf

That's because manlets lied to her before.

5' 11" is taller than most women around here. Honestly I've never seen it as a huge issue. I guess cope by being "strong" if we're looking for something that I make it up for with.

>be 6'3
>tell people I'm 6'0
>watch legit 6'0 and below people get insecure as fuck

What country are you from? I'm genuinely interested. I'm fairly tall and here in the US people assume it's because I am from Europe, but in Europe some people think it's because I was raised in the US. Good to see my lil niggas living happy.

I live in Canada. The average for men here is 5' 9.5". So I'm on the higher end of the average range. I hang out with a bunch of guys that played provincial level volleyball some times. That's the only time I become conscious of my height. Even then, I don't really care. I'm by far the strongest in the group. I guess that really is how I cope on a subconscious level. I've never really thought about this that much before.

>tfw want to be the little spoon
>tfw 6'5"
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

and klossy?

Don't know who that is. Gonna assume she's some tall girl or something. Not having an amazon gf doesn't bother me much either. I'd just be happy with a gf in general.

>Lanklet by day, manlet by night

You idiot it's not whether YOU like it or not. Women find short "men" laughable.

>weremanlet

FUCKING KEK

>be me, 6'2" perfect height
>find out manlets are using shoe inserts to attain near normal heights
>two_can_play_at_this_game.pyc
>order inserts online, i'm now 6'4"
>hit tinder, okcupid and grindr (for good measure)
>ruin countless men and women for the vertically challenged
>i've had my fun, throw out my shoe inserts
>critical error
>ive raised the sexual demand for height to an unnatural extreme
>cant get laid anymore bc 6'2" prince of manlets
>presently fat and out of shape, think about ending it every single day
>mfw thinking about how things were

well the thing is when you are fat and out of shape, no amount of height can compensate...

My gf is 5'11 and so am I. I've decided to put on a bit of bulk to make up for it...and yeh i'm 6ft in normal boots but she fucking noticed straight away when I took them off

they is

Do fear that she secretly want that 6'2 guy? srs

I think she would like it if I was taller but I'm not really the type that gets jealous/paranoid. If she goes, i'll be good. If she stays, that's good too.

>Be 6'2
>Lose 50lbs
>Senpai that hasn't seen me in a few years says I look taller

>be 6’6
>wife is 6’7
>constantly makes fun of me for being short

Why are they like this

I'm 5' 11". That's not really even short. I'm the king of manlets. Girls don't give a fuck. Just be yourself

bump

>Be me
>be 5'10"
>conversation with a qtp2t somehow turns to height
>tell her I'm 5'10"
>she's like 5'5"
>"No way user, you're like 6'3". I'm 5'8""

I patted her on the head and laughed and told her that someone was lying to her.

>be 6' since last year
>father was 6'4"
>grandfather was 6'6"
>measured my height recently
>6'1"
>it's happening

break her spirit and tell her what a genetic monster she is and how less than 1% of women are even near that that

then assault her

>5"10
>Go on Tinder date
>Girl is about 6 foot
>Swore by her photos she was shorter
>Like taller girls but can tell the moment she sizes me up shes disappointed

gg no re

What does it mean if girls think you look shorter than you are?

exact same thing happend to me

girls overestimate the height of guys they like. they underestimate guys they thing are ugly and repulsive

>i too know this feel only i become human 6 feet
makes me sad how short military personnel on average are actually

>weremanlet
fuck hahahaha we are a rare breed user

I thought it was just because I have pretty short legs

This is great trolling that I do at just a mere short 6 '2

By buying the inserts you became an honorary manlet.

>only insecure robots obsess
>he posts about that 1/2 on taiwanese finger painting forums
Really makes you think...

People tend to focus more on your weight than your height if you're fat.

You're only actually short if you're 5'9 and below user

Im 6 ft 5 tall but my girl thought im 6 ft 2 lol

>weremanlet
LOL

...

>tfw 7'1
>gf is 8'5
just end me lads