Go home after sick night out

I have a story like this hah, mine went better for me kind of.
>walking home kinda drunk from party
>group of people telling some guy he needs to leave
>drunk me thinks yelling at random person to fuck off from random house is genius and funny
>dude comes marching at me across street
>meet him in the middle and we start fighting
>both drunk so end up falling over in the street throwing punches from the ground like idiots
>all the sudden headlights like a foot from my face and car honking
>got up and started walking away
>drunk me will fight stranger, not trying to get hit by a car and die like a deer
>guy talks shit
>he walks back to house and everyone asking if he's okay
Guess he was just a drunk friend they wanted to go home cause he was being a drunk guy.
Oh well it was fun.

most likely white on white brutality.
You know... like most situations.

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