Had an egg thrown at me from a car

Sup Veeky Forums no idea where else to post this. But this just happened:
>Be walking late at night like I do most of the time
>Clears my head and I like looking at the stars
>Go around the block
>Car at intersection
>People in car throw an egg at me
>Luckily it didn't hit me
>They drive off laughing

While I'm happy I didn't get hit by the egg, I'm still scared of going out again. I enjoyed my late night walks. Some of you might think I'm pathetic or beta but in that situation you can't really do anything (apart from dodging the egg).

How do I conquer my fear, Veeky Forums

try /k/

lmao

Only answer is for u to conceal carry eggs for proteggshon

Not a bad idea, user. Problem is that I'm in Canada so concealed carry is a no no. I could train myself with a slingshot and take out a window. Also would this kind of thing be worth reporting to the cops?

you might say you got...scrambled!!1!1

Get it!!11!1

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Why are you scared? The egg couldn't hurt you.

Where do you live? If you're in the US/North America don't go walking late at night.

Do not go walking late at night.

Thanks user. I needed a hearty kek

It's not that egg couldn't hurt me, it's the act itself. When a woman is raped, her vagina naturally lubricates. Doesn't make it any less traumatic for her. Frankly, I'd appreciate if I can walk down my neighbourhood without a bunch of faggots throwing shit at me from their car and driving off like a bunch of pussies.

I laughed at this for a full minute

Bros were blessing you with free protons and you cry like a little bitch on the internet
Harden up punce

>egg
That's nothing, man. Some cunt threw a brick at me one night while I was walking home from work.

Canada. Specifically in the 905 (southern Ontario). I live in a safe neighbourhood. People leave their doors unlocked here all the time. I get that it's Halloween and people want to play tricks, but at the same time, I have the right to be safe. This isn't London where you expect acid in your face.

Did it hit you? If so how badly were you injured? You ever go to the cops? Sorry to hear about that, man. Like I said, these pussies are pussies because they need to drive away.

>having an egg thrown at you is like being raped

Did you butthole quiver in anticipation?

No, just missed though. I never went to police because they sped off before I could get the license plate.

Still doesn't explain why you feel scared. If it bothers you that much, keep taking your walks until you see them again and when you do see them just fuck them up

Don't be scared faggot. Had some motherfuckers do this to me with a full container of yougurt. Glad they missed but I do respect trolls. Keep walking that shit is peaceful

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They're in a car though. I could carry a rock and chuck it at the car. But if they got out I'd have to put up a fight.

>mfw I live in a place where you could get shot for nothing
>OP being scared of a fucking egg
You're a bitch.

Might have been hard boiled

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I have a story for you!

Some years ago I was going for a late night walk. A car pulls up beside me, it's two drunk girls, one of them says "hey want a blowjob?", I didn't even look at them, I just looked straight ahead and continued walking. They kept on driving alongside me, asking me if I wanted a 3 some and whatnot, again... I still ignored them. Then we got to a corner where they had to turn, and as they drive off they throw a bottle of drink towards me... it smashed right next to me (I had my back to them and heard the glass crack). Luckily it didn't hit me.

That night, I went home and kept on thinking about how if I had approached that car, they could've thrown drink on me, or smashed the bottle on my face. I then began to fantasize about destroying women. It took me years to not hate women because of that incident. Any woman who drank, in my eyes, was a degenerate, and I wanted to harm them.

I'm over it now, though.

>relating vaginal lubrication from rape to having eggs thrown at you
What the fuck are you even trying to get at OP? Are you saying your dick starts leaking precum when eggs get thrown at you? Hahahahaha wtf

I used to throw eggs to that bitch neighbor of mine when he left home,because he was blasting music at like 2 am.
Bitch deserved it. Maybe you're also a shitty human.

Or you could have gone and gotten a threesome you massive fucking faggot.

I cannot believe you are this big of a loser.

This. If women can complain about being raped, I shouldn’t be forced by society to pretend I wasn’t traumatised by an egg being utilised against my person.

>tfw i used to egg cars in high school
wish i would've known that was akin to rape

In real life girls don't just ask random guys on the street for a threesome. Stop watching porn

how many of them did you kill?

I'm sorry that happened to you, user. Just know that you aren't alone. #MeToo

most women orgasm from their rape, so maybe next time try to get hit by that egg. You might enjoy it

It hurts our pride

>randomly inserts bizarre vaginal lubrication analogy

>tfw all OP is afraid of is fucking eggs
>can't even walk outside in my nigger neighborhood because afraid of being shot

OP you have nothing to fear, just stop giving a fuck. At least you don't live in Chicago or Detroit

>Be OP
>Go entire life without being hit by egg drive by
>Almost get hit by egg drive by and then become scared to go out

Let's say, for arguments sake, it is your 21st birthday. That means you've been alive for 7665 days. That means, thus far, you've only been subjected to an egg drive by in 1/7665 days.

You have a 1/2 chance of getting cancer in your lifetime (roughly), and you're scared of getting involved in an egg drive by? Despite the odds of this not happening being enormously in your favour.

Plus, IT WAS JUST A FUCKING EGG. AND ITS HALLOWEEN.

Grow up

LMAOing at this thread

>When a woman is raped, her vagina naturally lubricates. Doesn't make it any less traumatic for her.

Please explain to me why did you think this was related?

haha epic trolled BENGJAZI

Back in my beta days the same thing happened to me except I got hit by the egg. I yelled at the top of mt lungs calling the guys fucking cunts. They actually got stuck at a red light and I started running toward the car at full speed. I would've caught up to them too but they freaked and ran the light.

Dozens of people also freaked out were just looking at me and I didn't give a single fuck. Getting hit by that egg was a good thing because it made me realize I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

I'd say getting egged is about as close to getting raped as a man can get.

>not catching the egg in your mouth
>not thanking your would-be assailants for the free gains

if you can't see any connection i feel sorry for you it's not a direct comparison but he makes a point

>not being Veeky Forums enough to lift the car

Eggs can carry salmonela my boy

>some guys try to egg you
>come home and cry about it on Veeky Forums
Cmon

Eggs are pasteurized in the US and chickens are vaccinated against salmonella in the EU. HTFU.