How homo are you Veeky Forums?

How homo are you Veeky Forums?

I'm 0. I honestly even dress like that guy lol

fuck the modern world for turning homosexuality into an identity.
Can't we just go back to Roman times where men would sling dick and assert their dominance over any and everything?

are you.... you can't be... YOU'RE

PICKLE RICK OWENS

I kissed my girl friend when I was drunk cause she wanted me to. Also she sat on my lap and my dick didn't move (she's hot) Am I a 6 or a 5?

seems more like you got used to that pussy so there is no more excitement when you smell it.

I would suggest to change it.

*unzips gladiator dick*

No she's my girl (((friend))) and I'm gay

>thirsty queers post another gay bait thread
awesome
now go back to lgbt, hm, and b

6

-1

>incidentally homosexual

I hope any fellow Ausfags here voted no.

>he doesn't sometimes kiss his homies

I've sucked more dicks than any in this have done combined for sure

what do u gain from it

Hardons, pleasure and usually a benis in my butt

Brotein

This, fucking men never used to detract from masculinity but rather was seen as another way of expressing it

this. so. fucking. much.

thank you user

1.5

I dunno maybe sth like a 4.8

i work for a property management company and quite a few people moved out before their vote papers came in so i stole them and voted no 8 times :^)

I get off on killing homos. The mere thought of picking up a stone, feeling its rough surface on my calloused infidel-killing hands, and then grinding it upon the face of dirty kafir deviant homosexuals; just forcefully ramming it on his filthy eye sockets and nose, just rubbing until it hits bone gets me rock hard. Where does that put me on this scale?

4 but never been with a guy before

This

>0
Normal person
>1-6
Gay
Why do we need so many snowflake sexual identities?

If youre on Veeky Forums ur not normal lol

>2
JJBA has ruined me

Kokote zasranej, sereš mě!

6 and suicidal kek
pic related for the rest of you

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to 100% gay again.

Lul, the pants get shorter and tighter until it's nothing there

im 1

No we can't. There's no vers guys in that situation and that's just boring desu.

that looks suspiciously like a ballsack

Why do I find qt anime twinks attractive, even if they've got big obvious dicks, yet the moment I see one of them cosplayed or as a real person, I feel absolutely extremely repulsed?

>try having sex with a guy they said
>you'll enjoy it they said
>meet up with guy on grindr
>go over his house, tells me to hit this pipe which I thought was weed but turned out to be METH
>“keep hitting it faggot”
>oblige because he's like 6'3 200+
>ends up fucking me
>tell him not to cum inside me, he dose
>Might have AIDS

fuck you Veeky Forums

aaaaaaaaaa

me on the right

I've made out with 3 guys around highschool age honestly just to test it out. It did nothing for me at all.
From this I think I am 100% straight.

0.

Really makes you think that the graphic shows the fags as overly sexual degenerates and not just copies of the guy pictured in 0, just with the added interest in dicks.

I understand being disgusted by people that act like fags and base their whole identity on being gay, but if you're actually against gay marriage you're an irrational little cunt. Unless you're deeply religious, in which case you're just retarded.

I dont really get it why this was turned into an identity, and how it even evolved. Did it come from abuse? Did it come from a desire to have power?

We humans have such limited behavior you know. The evolutionary behaviors that were originally there to grow up, to be nurtured by your parents as somekind of weird critter, ended up being mostly used, with additional rules for tribal behavior.

And somewhere along the line sexuality got mixed into it. And when the environment changes drastically. To lets say a prison, even a self identified straight guy sometimes does the raping lol. And then there are the hypersexual guys who also may see anything that acts submissively to them, as something to reap lol...well I can certainly see where that behavior may come from.

but can a homo man, who encounters a flirty 10/10 female, still resist her when he has a working dick?

>but can a homo man, who encounters a flirty 10/10 female, still resist her when he has a working dick?
i have a fat fetish and the girl you consider to be 10/10 probably wouldnt do much for me...

get to a hospital asap and theyll put you on antivirals, just say you were raped

if you take meds shortly after it can stop you from getting infected

even if it wasn't within this last week, you should go. medical proffesionals have things they take if they get stung by a needle etc

what?

>but can a homo man, who encounters a flirty 10/10 female, still resist her when he has a working dick?
Yes? Do you not understand what homosexuality is?

>lol

But did you enjoy it though?

lol you beta

The fat girls you like most probably have 10/10 genetic features anyhow, just with the added fat. If taylor Swift got bloated overnight...and would grind your dick. You bet your ass that you gonna fuck her lol.

That number 2 looks gay as shit

I wish I knew that a month ago. I'm afraid to get tested
no ive been seeing a therapist actually. i feel like I was raped. I'm on effexor and xanax for panic attacks that started after that happened

Wow sounds like it's serious. Go get tested right fucking now.

>but can a homo man, who encounters a flirty 10/10 female, still resist her when he has a working dick?
Could you resist a 10/10 man if he wanted to fug your boipucci?

At a 2 only because it's hard to come across other bi/gay dudes who aren't douche bags or just drunk straight guys

pretty sure you could be a 6 and complete virgin though. it's not like you start at heterosexual then progress with each sexual encounter

>Kinsey Institute
KYS

4,5,6 faking 1

I guess I'm a 5 since I've had sex with female to male trans before, but only because they passed extremely well

Thought I was a 0, turns out drunk me is nearer 2 or 3.

If we're talking how you dress in the gym, I'm about 0.5. Not quite tanktop confident yet

I like how they get increasingly fitter the gayer they turn. It's like this fucking board all over again.

2d > 3d

I would fuck a trap any time but im not gay

I consider myself 0 but had a week during a summer vacation where I got butterflies in my stomach everytime I hung out with a boy there. He wasn't "flaming" or anything but he was pretty as fuck. I mean movie kind of prettyboy pretty, as well as petite. And he was constantly happy and full of energy.

Considering I still think about him sometimes almost ten years later I might be like 1 or 2 but I've never gotten off to gay porn or felt anything similar to any other man.

He was obviously male too, so I can't even pull the trap card either. I don't know if he felt the same either but in hindsight it feels like we really had chemistry going on. We went skinny dipping and everything.

Some guy made mu suck and jerk him off when i was 10 i guess that counts

This "scale" only applies to women. Men are either straight, bi, or gay. And they know what they are. There is no "in between".

>people still believe in Kinsey
Reminder that he advocated fucking toddlers.

Doesn't bi mean there's an inbetween?

You seem to lack the needed intelligence to figure this out on your own so allow me to help you out.

We don't need so many snowflake identities. As a matter of fact if you look at the scale you'll find that there's onmly 3, which are commonly accepted. 0 which is straight. 1-5 which are Bi. and 6 Who is gay.

It may surprise you that Bisexuals can have varied amounts of interest to one or the other gender. This does not give them "many snowflake sexual identities". Just varying degrees of sexual preferences between many different identities (of people).

Daily reminder that Alfred Kinsey was a disgusting pedophile degenerate who pleasured himself with urethral sounding. Do not listen to cultural Marxists who worship him and say sexuality is just a 'social construct'

If only there were more sensible people like you.

Ever been to a gay club/party or parade? Gay men tend to take much better care of themselves.

>urethral sounding

I just checked what that actualy is (non-native english speaker here) and even the picture on wikipedia made me wince

There's literally nothing wrong with being gay.

>Gay men tend to take much better care of themselves.
they're insanely overrepresented in alcoholism, drug abuse, mental illnesses, suicide, sexually transmitted diseases and infections, depression, bipolar disporder etc etc
see above

the gayest thing i ever did was when i liked my own cum out of my wifes pussy. i don't know how gay it is, i had cum in my mouth but i licked a pussy too.

am i schrödingers faggot now?

correlation ≠ causation :^)

You just tasted your own creampie. Nothing gay about that.

2 1/4

0 looks like a hardcore repressed not gonna lie

>what is fapping to sologirls

2,3, and 4 don't exist. 6 and 5 together make up about 3% of the population, and 1 makes up about 0.3% of the population

>female to male trans
We see that fake vag posted here every so often, but what's a fake dick look like?

What a shit scale of mental illness. There is really only three states: Exclusively hetero, exclusively homo, and "fucking both depending on mood/situation" (bisexual). Way to try and establish the "sliding scale" myth.

I like that the more gay he is, the more sexually promiscuous he becomes. Way to perpetuate a stereotype.

5 desu.

Daily reminder if your a fag your gay.

i'm a 6 but i only like strong manly guys and enjoy being cute so i can't be gay

>that filename
I remember that user. I'd bully his prostate with my tongue desu

...

God I want him to sit on my face.

bipolar disorder have little to do with environmental factors. whatever causes homosexuality seems to cause other dysfunctional attributes. if epigenetic, what causes homosexuality seems to triggers other behavioural disorders.

God's work!

Five or six desu

This desu
>Ywn look like your anime ideal

>Hooking up

Well there's your problem, hookup culture is not a good thing

2

This chart is unironically the gayest shit I've ever seen.
>xDDD everyone is a little bit gay
No, fuck off. "Incidentally gay" = gay. Everything higher than 0 is bisexual at best, gay at worst.
>B-But
Men aren't fucking women, m8. Men aren't the ones who need to adapt their sexuality to the needs of their environment to survive. You either pound the puss or you're a faggot. Or asexual, that's cool too I guess.

Literally everyone on that scale looks gay as fuck, including 0.

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