Better than sip

...

Drink that poison.

Drink it and be happy.

Jummy jummy aspartam probably.

Ace k and sucralose. Would be better without the former tbqh. Still better than white sip

This guy fucks

low carb monster is the best

Why don't you faggots just drink coffee

*sips fedora*

I like them both. Sips in the morning, sups in the evening.

>muh internet viral marketting
Ill never buy a Monster again

>muh paraphrenia
Very cool story. No multi-billion-dollar company gives a shit about Veeky Forums, and no one gives a shit whether you sip.