Better than sip

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Drink that poison.

Drink it and be happy.

Jummy jummy aspartam probably.

Ace k and sucralose. Would be better without the former tbqh. Still better than white sip

This guy fucks

low carb monster is the best

Why don't you faggots just drink coffee

*sips fedora*

I like them both. Sips in the morning, sups in the evening.

>muh internet viral marketting
Ill never buy a Monster again

>muh paraphrenia
Very cool story. No multi-billion-dollar company gives a shit about Veeky Forums, and no one gives a shit whether you sip.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Same with the green classic monster. Tastes like liquid bubblegum with syrup mixed in it. How the fuck can you like that shit?

Blue> White> Black> Orange> Yellow> Red > Light Blue> Mango > Gronk> Green

Ascended Tier: Heavy Metal

>I don't sip
>It's unhealthy

This monster viral marketing campaign is funny, because monster tastes like shit, and the only energy drinks these ads make me consider are redbull

>Orange > Yellow
>Gronk that low

>People fall for the 2 for 4 meme when you can get pic related 4 for 4 or one dollar each if you don't want kidney stones

OK kid

that picture is hilarious

Op herr, paid 70cents

Bros my gf said that /sip/s are still bad for you even though they're 0 calories.

Wat do??

Tell your gf shes a dumb cunt.
Did she even say why?
Is she a saint who does nothing thats bad for her?

She says that there's still chemicals that are bad for your body. I thought that they weren't processed when you drink em?

>read the can
>nothing inherently bad for you
>muh chemicals

i have a ms in chemistry she's fucking retarded

worst thing about sips is that they completely erode your tooth enamel after awhile.

t. sippin' 5 years strong, used to have great teeth

I bought a Volvo 740 and it had a nice meme sticker on it.

>still chemicals
This is such a vague statement. Theres "chemicals"
in her nail polish, hair spray, lip gloss and so on. Call her a hypocrite.

Save it friend, it’s all yours :)

I really don't think that's the reason. I've been sippin' for over 5 years as well and my teeth are fine.

pretty empty argument. Everything we consume is chemical compounds.

Sips aren't very healthy, even the 0 calorie ones, but it's much better than drinking the sugar syrup versions.

How? Sips =/= sugary beetus monster. Sips = sugar-free ultra.

Feels bad being an european pleb. We don´t have black, purple and blue sips. Only recently got yellow

I cringe every time i see this chart. The orange flavor is easily the worst. And the blue is better than the black.

Then make your own ya dingus

its the citric acid content that erodes your teeth

Lies and slander, black is the best of the ultra series

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Where do the Rehabs fall into this equation?

What the fuck is this viral marketing thread? Monster is fucking poison

do you even sip?

i cant believe you faggots still keep on saying this
>stop liking what I dont like!!!!

See you on /fph/

i have no idea what you mean

I'll see you on /fat people hate/

yeah he fucks...
his sister

He’s implying you’re fat, it seems. Not great with inductive reasoning, you might recall, as he announced that this is a shill thread two posts before that one.

Not canon but acceptable. Honestly I prefer them.