Halloween

Veeky Forums halloween thread.

Did yall show off your gains?

I had a fucking threesome last night!!!!

I have no reason to tell lies, but now I'm trying to deal with the fact that I have sexually peaked

>implying that you can't do better

What's better than a god damn three some!?

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Devil's threesome, this is Veeky Forums after all

A threesome with females

Yo nig. I was the fucking conductor of the train.

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER

Were they hot though?

Congratulations, user.
On that note, I went to a party and met a girl. We made out at the party for about 2 hours and she occasionally made out with her female friend. Her friends said she's a lesbian, but she said she's bi. I ended up getting her number even though her friends kept trying to stop her saying, "but you're a lesbian, femanon." What do?

All 3 of my friends gave me excuses for not hanging out

Staying home and probably crying myself to sleep desu

>I have no reason to tell lies
this is what someone who tells lies would say

pics or it didn't happen

I'm going to play STALKER and Guild Wars 2 alone in my room i, the dark

On my way to a halloween party rite now, goin as Expendable

They were really cute.

It was an indian chick and a white chick...it was fucking sublime man

Fuck her or forget her.

Go for it

>cute
>indian chick

feels bad man

just use the time at home to do something cool

Yeah

wtf do I go as??? I got two hours and i was thinking the crow since i have long hair and barely planned anything

All faggotry is a myth. Especially lesbianism. Fuck her my friend

No one can go as the crow

i said that to my ex, but its so dated now noone would probs recognise it

Its a shame normies only like the shit-tier seasons of south park and not when it was racist and beautiful

I'm going out tonight as a neckbeard. My costume is pretty great

Would somebody really do that? Tell lies on the internet

show

the old episodes were brilliant, now they're too political, can't stand all this trump and PC shit.

>dat chocolaye vanilla combo

Got damn user, if youre not lying, congrats!