It's halloween weekend

>tfw dyslexic

Sit at home alone

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>"what do you think of my costume user?"

Went to a party yesterday, got a few mires but also drank too much to take any advantage of them. Second from left in the pic.

Being reminded that its NOVEMBER

>It's a Dwayne Johnson goes as a muscle character episode

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I was thinking of reinstalling vanilla wow, but I heard there is some server drama on Elysium. So I might just watch a movie or play LoL I guess...

u buff

4U

Doing nothing.

Who is the cutie in the middle

a fuckbuddy
dating her is not an option for me because she does way too much drugs and smokes, I find that a huge turnoff on women

Im dressing up as Hulk Hogan brothers

Gonna work bitches into a shoot

Would wipe my dick off on it after fucking You

fuck man sunset westfall is so comfy

Good man. I won't date any chick who is an alcoholic or smokes a lot of weed.

I'm staying home and playing with my basic wand and hummingbird attachment and then maybe eating and playing a video game because I'm 27 and really don't like the gay ass costume shit just to try to get laid. It be because i have a gf and the only other girl i knew was my boss who stopped talking to me two years ago because we almost slept together

People are just problems, and i currently have none. No reason for me to change that

who wore it better?

gonna screencap this just in case

you, stupid roastie

waiting for monday so I can go to work

Getting high and contemplating suicide as usual on weekends.

I'm a slav and we don't celebrate this holiday anyway.

Eren?

I am slav too and we celebrate it but not in costume/fun way, it is sad holiday, everyone mourning and reminding the relatives who have passed

>What are you guys doing for this?

sitting on my ass playing vidya and probably going to the gym.

Looking good, friend :)

I worked today.
Uh probably sleep tonight and watch TV tomorrow since it's my one day off from work and a rest day so same as always.

Girlfriend and I are both going as Lara Croft.

>mfw my gf doesn't smoke weed but doesn't give a shit that I do just about constantly
It's the best feel tbqh

Yes, but that's not Halloween you're talking about.

>Halloween
>not going as Julian from TPB

Never gunna make it

sexy! want a bj?

it's not but it's the same date and they have same background/origin although it is totally different holiday nowadays
so I take it as this is our equivalent of halloween

*SNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>Not going as Bane

>nice 'stume bro

>Turned down two halloween party invitations
>Will start playing The Witcher 3 instead
:^)
Will I still want to FUCK Ciri after playing this or will she turn into a daughterfu

That costume is racist.
Dwayne Johnson is half black and half Samoan and Popeye is white.
The Rock is a racist rock.

She lesbian, bruh

>You think Bane is your ally? I was born into big guys, molded by them. By the time I had seen Bane I was already a man.

Probably nothing, staying in this year and not going too crazy as we're saving our money for Christmas time.

>moved to a new state with waifu
>first winter here
>actually get snow out here

Really pumped. Next year we are doing venture bros. Monarch and Dr. Mrs

my gf

training

Literally leaving for a party right now
sucks that I can't reuse the same costume I wore for last week's party because fuckton of alcohol fell over it.
Life's good right now, tho

Ill cosplay as a real human being by using stilts

Staying home to get work done

Parties are fleeting but progress is forever

That gril loojs like a virgin

Halloween party with my gf, drinking away my gainz tonight

Im going to sit in my bedroom playing video games waiting 48 hours before I can lift again

so that maybe i can actually get invited to a party next yeat

I will get drunk and contemplate the void which awaits me, alone as always.

How tall are you, and how tall is grill

are contempl8s any better than standard pl8s?

im 6'2 she claims to be 5'7

Went to party last weekend where I got way too drunk.
Went to a party yesterday where I got hit on by fatties.
Invited to two parties next weekend but might not go to either because of weekend classes. One hosted by a nice gay couple and another hosted by a drug friendly fraternity when I don't do drugs anymore.

Don't really know what the fuck I'm doing anymore.

They are harder to lift.

Contempl8s weigh as much as your feels do, so ymmv.

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Literally nothing
>none of my close friends can/want to party tonight
>3 friends don't like parties at all
>one guy is studying for a test
>one guy was gonna go out with me but is sick

I don't want to go to a bar or party by myself so I'm just going to hang out here

>If I take that bra off would you die?

None of my friends are down.
Need to drop those faggots really soon.

Sucks, my Snake Plissken outfit would've been the fucking bomb. Maybe going alone would work for it..

she's 5'5" at the most
t. 5'7"

Green light at the office to get costumes the very 31 St

Gonna be papa emeritus; black dress shirt and pants, white gloves and formal shoes

Another angles

At a pretty whack Halloween party with my gf.
It’s pretty disappointing to know this and a couple other message boards I’m viewing on my phone are far more entertaining.

posting on Veeky Forums about

>tfw no gf

> tfw you’re on the square
> tfw you’re on the level

Haha

i play witcher 3 alot and never had any sexual fantasies about ciri.

WAIT THERE IS ANOTHER VANILLA WOW SERVER?!
Since when are the servers down? When will it go back up? Oh god I want to play me some WoW

kill yourself

Bump

Staying home with gf and a friend of her (girl).
Got a scream mask and fake knife with moving blood in it.
I'll just wear black fitting clothes.

The friend is comming as an evil nun apparently.

Gonna watch a spooky movie then a normal movie.

Might do a few magic trick to the friend for keks.

Working

I wrapped some bubble wrap around my upper chest, forearms, and lower legs, made some FRAGILE signs out of a black sharpie and yellow poster board (literally visited seven (7) different stores looking for FRAGILE tape/stickers and got nothing), and went as a millennial.

>no hoverhand
no way that's a Veeky Forumsizen

Pre-gamed, did a bar crawl, then went to a house party.