Small victories of the day?

Small victories of the day?

>fart during set
>40 y/o dyel on bench next to me starts coughing in disgust

...

What’s the matter, fartlet?

>OHPing in squat rack
>manlet in a Bernie Sanders shirt asks to work in
>"No."

You, I like you

Reddit

>doing some dumbshit athletic event at school
>students are put into groups and then have to compete against each other
>in one activity the groups have to do 100 push-ups, but only one person in the group can be doing push-ups at a time
>mfw I do all 100 push-ups and then some roastie tells me how strong I am

Did everyone also start clapping?

>See some lanklet squatting in my curl rack
>Let him know it's a curl rack
>HE SWITCHES AND STARTS CURLING

lmao is this real?