Small victories of the day?

Small victories of the day?

>fart during set
>40 y/o dyel on bench next to me starts coughing in disgust

...

What’s the matter, fartlet?

>OHPing in squat rack
>manlet in a Bernie Sanders shirt asks to work in
>"No."

You, I like you

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>doing some dumbshit athletic event at school
>students are put into groups and then have to compete against each other
>in one activity the groups have to do 100 push-ups, but only one person in the group can be doing push-ups at a time
>mfw I do all 100 push-ups and then some roastie tells me how strong I am

Did everyone also start clapping?

>See some lanklet squatting in my curl rack
>Let him know it's a curl rack
>HE SWITCHES AND STARTS CURLING

lmao is this real?

Actually carved that pumpkin and am about to clean my room

>Have this chubby but cute girl always making eye contact with me.
>this goes on for a few days.
>doing leg press as she is walking by one day..
>let out a fart
>she and her friend giggle when I did it
>she never looked at me again after that
>today she is looking damn good and isnt chubby anymore..
fml

This happened yesterday.

>omw home from uni
>saw a yellow ladybug inside the bus, crawling up the window
>take a piece of paper and made a cup of it
>scoop the ladybug in and keep the cup tightly shut so it doesn't escape
>when I get off I release it back to the wild
>small victory for me, great stroke of luck for Mr. Ladybug.

Thank you

Found out my preworkout (or rather, the ingredient in it responsible for nitrous oxide retention) halves my refractory period and makes my second stiffy harder, essentially giving me a dick pump kek

oh and I finally pulled 4pl8 again after injury layoff but eh

Sorry about that lil guy

>Saw a yellow ladybug at the bus stop yesterday
>Stomped that sucker to oblivion
Don't see these insects often so it was pretty satisfying

>wake up
>not a weekend

money

wow so edgy

I remember once this guy farted on the bench next to me
I stood up and told him he was fucking disgusting and to gtfo of my gym
everyone was staring at us and he actually fucking left lmao I swear this isn't larp

>go over to the tricep machine i've never used before (my gym has like 3)
>put on 40kg to warm up
>this feels way easier than normal wtf
>put on 80kg
>ok these plates aren't labelled correctly
>look over at girls on treadmills watching me
>put on 140kg
>rep out 15 reps
>they look at me like i'm some kind of god

I let the gnarliest fart go on the treadmill a few days ago and I hope people just assume it was the fat black woman on the other treadmill

i want to be some kind of god too :(

>at a hotel gym while traveling
>pajeet swags in stinking like the 99 cent perfume aisle at an outlet store
>point him toward the "No perfume or cologne" sign and politely ask him to wear deodorant instead
>he just leaves
wew lad

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got out of work early and made it just in time to lift the weights milord

Efw you were using a leg press

made me laff tanks user