Be at gym

KEK

>Overhear girls saying that I'm pretty sexy now
>Bros and girls mirin my bod
>Is secretly still a sperg who could'nt even say a word to his oneitis

>About to fuck a nasty fat 5/10 hooker in Eastern Europe
>Right before I stick it in she goes "How's your mother, where is she from?"
>Lose wood about 10 seconds into it from a combination of her being fat and the bed being shitty and uncomfortable and talking about my mom

No bueno man

>czhou arre veri beeg man but penis not big, but is ok tehee

Kek, wood is a fragile thing my friend

i hate women that have to audibly reject guys that did not even approach them

let them work in you cunt

grow a meme tough guy beard to hide your ugly face

i audibly reject girls that dont approach me
wait no, im just autistic

>he thinks any of the stories here actually happened
hownew