Which one of these paths would you take, and why?

Which one of these paths would you take, and why?

Why would you do anything but Scooby?

The other downsides are awful. Scooby is 10 year commitment, but you become a band of brothers.

The general consensus each time this is posted is the path of scooby

fpbp

I choose the path of Zyzz

>not wanting strength

>>implying there is an intiliigent choice other than the Scoob.

I'd choose none of these. Probably scooby if a gun to my head.

>choose Seid path
>allow daily 10 million to build up
>fuck sloots as this time passes
>move to africa
>buy personal army
>try to take over the world
the only path

>intiligent
You best be baiting boy

Scooby because I don't even care about having a 10/10 gf.
I don't even need 10 years to get my goal body though. More like another 2 years.

In the sauna on my phone atm, my bad m8. Sentiment remains.

Scooby's path is OP

Rippetoes path needs to be buffed

Scooby obviously. Comfy town with Scooby, long fulfilling life, healthy body etc. what else would you want? I would trade my life for scooby’s at a whim minus the gay part.

As long as I got training on how to not get caught when draining blood I'd probably go that route as long as it means immortality
People suck anyway
Second choice would be Scooby because I want to know what companionship feels like

tough between scooby and zyzz, honestly i think i would choose zyzz right now.

Doing all your workouts while Rippetoe is standing there holding a monologue actually sounds really comfy. Wouldn't have anything against looking like Big Z or Eddie Hall in competition shape, too.

>tfw all any of us want is a 7/10 who loves us
why must love be so cruel, friends?

Stop making me feel these feels

>Scooby is wisdom
>Zyzz is glory
>Ripple tits is power
>Seid is retarded

Gooby is the way to go for anyone who is over 25

>wisdom
>glory
>power

Truly the holy trinity of Veeky Forums.

I have this. Got a blowjob this morning. Now going out for a nice sunday brunch with her and friends. Gonna watch Harry Potter and eat popcorn later tonight which is all what I wanted since I starting lurking Veeky Forums.

Glad to hear some of us will make it. Maybe one day I will be lucky as well. God speed brother.

>Implying retarded isn't one of the core pillars of fit

Brah, I don't like it anymore than you do, but you have to admit, we're pretty retarded when it comes to a lot of things (eg having civilized discussions about diet)

>In the sauna on my phone atm

DON'T DO IT ZYZZ, GET THE FUCK OUT

Lmao but also
Feelsbadman.jpeg

Scooby path
> but really I want to make my own

>21 years old
>still pick Scooby

Zyzz
half as long, twice as bright

Zyzz cuz fuck living old my man. I want a short and gud life

I choose superpowers over sloots

Seid would be pure self-indulgent hedonism.

I choose the Dark Seid.

I like it.

I exist as I am. That is enough.

What the fuck is that pic user?

Absolutely revolting

Seid is the right way
It even gives a fucking reason to murder a kid fuck yes

Seid has zero personality. He tries to act like Zyzz

that hurt

Seid is better than scooby, you are immortal and rich as fuck, visit some third world country once a year and kill a kid to drink its blood, easy

remember it's just your turn

Path of zyzz sounds lit af

Scooby

Scooby is just too OP

Path of rippetoe. Get to fulfill my superhero fantasy. Woman were always disgusted by me so it doesn't matter

retard, lifting dumbbells is the WORST downside ever.

Path of Scooby, obviously not a degenerate so thats the only right path.

This seems reasonable, reasonable enough to sway from the path of Scooby,

Hold the fuck up, Scooby is Jew and gay, wtf, nvm gay village aint my thing ... path of Seid it is then boys.

path of boogie

> remember it's just your turn

> 5 savage words to rek a brother

i'm gay and like cardio so i'll take the scoobert path

Scooby all the way

Wow, this fucked me up a little bit

Zyzz, Rippetoe, and Seid all neglect arguably to most important part of life to different degrees: connecting to other people in a meaningful way. Scooby is objectively the best, not just because you get to enjoy the fruits of your labor and live a long life, but also because the experience itself makes you into the kind of person that would attract a romantic partner (and therefore possibly the closest person to you ever) that you will find attractive physically and emotionally.

Spot on

.
Scooby is about LIVING fit.
The others are about being FIT to live .

Lifting should make your life better , but if your life minus lifting would be pathethic it means you really should fix your shit up

path of scooby but with weed

That's disgusting.

What the fuck is this?

Disgusting, now gib sauce

>All of them.
>They all do.

DELET

hell yea brother, hotbox the sauna

What about the Hodge Twin Path?

Scooby's path implies that you'll be raped on a nightly basis by Scoobs and his husband